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by The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans. . 300 reads.

Mad Scribblings of the Potato-Poet

A collection of potato poetry written for the campaign, inspired by Aumeltopia's poetry requirement for campaigns posted in TSP! Campaigns had to be in the form of a clerihew or a paradelle.

Clerihews:

Potato-General Salaxalans
Writing a poem to avoid bans
Throwing potatoes in every direction
To get your vote in this election

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Loves putting potatoes in cans?
He won't stop...
But vote potato! Get him to the top!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
He has potato plans
Now he's running in round two
You can vote potato too!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Has changed his potato plans
Now the running mate on Kuriko's team
Vote Kuriko to continue the potato dream!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Hates comic sans
But also thinks you all should vote potato
How can you turn down free potatoes? Hello??

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Secretary-General Candidate Kuriko
Wants the votes of the South Pacifico
Potatoes for all, and some other things
But really, it's all about the potatoes. Let's eat like kings!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Plans
To keep scribbling poetic serenades
Until we win your vote parades!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Is ecstatic about your endorsement plans
Your endorsement is nothing but perfection
We're going to win this election! :D

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Paradelle:

Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
So pure and great, they astound the world,
So pure and great, they astound the world.
So beautiful and great, they astound the world,
Potatoes are the most pure food.

An election again, is it time to vote?
An election again, is it time to vote?
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words,
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words.
A vote, an election, campaigning again,
Is it time? Nations are spreading their words.

Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
This humble potato will do what he must,
This humble potato will do what he must.
Only poems? This humble candidate, allowed, will do what he must,
Potato rules!

What an election!
Campaigning poems, they are the most beautiful words, must astound the world,
Potatoes are only spreading their food, so pure and great,
This humble candidate, allowed, he will do it again,
Potato rules!
Nations: is time to vote!

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

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