DAVE FROM HIGH SCHOOL
Dave is obsessed with coca cola. He got suspended from high school at 16, but they realised that if they made him healthy coke then he would not be fat. However, they punished him, and at the age of 21, he is STILL at high school. He is allowed time of to work in his famous 'healthy coke' made of honey and fruit that has sparkled the tastebuds of the nation.

HOLLY
The 4 year old was born when Dave was only 17, (but it was legal). She has a boyfriend (not really a boyfriend) called Sammy. They're best friends but they claim to 'be in love'. Holly is generally a nice person.

SAMMY FROM PRE SCHOOL
Sammy is 4 but he is older than Holly. He has round glasses, and is very energetic. He got a shiny star sticker for best play-doh making 1 year ago and is still the best at it.

CARL
A burly man who happens to be Sammy's Dad. He hates his job at the Valleytown airport, but gets paid a lot for it. Carl has got 2 children, BFmas (don't ask why he is called that) and Sammy. BFmas was a baby when Sammy was 3.

VINCENT
Carl's husband, who is sneaky and thin. He loves his home country (Mexico) and cannot resist a taco. Vincent works at FERnando's, and celebrates the day of the dead instead of halloween.

BFMAS
Has just celebrated his 1st birthday, and seems to have the same Mexican passion as his father Vincent. BFMAS did his first steps 4 months ago, and goes to town with Carl every day.

PIGLY
Is from a race cross between human and pig. Pigs live to about 20 here and humans 110, so his lifespan is 55 years. He started puberty at the age of 5, and he is currently 12. He lives in a stadium.

GRANDMA PIGLY
Is Pigly's Grandma, who is staying at the stadium in a cosy retirement from helping farmers understand pigs. She is currently 48, and plans to live there until death.

JESSICA MAXWELL
A 15 year old girl who is the daughter of the future PM of Earth. She loves combing her hair, going outside and taking 100 hour breaks from her mum. She once climbed David's hill.

POLLY MAXWELL
Is the future PM of Earth, and she has grey hair and rectangular glasses. She tends to muddle people up with good things and bad things, and always is discombobulated. She has forced everyone for her to be PM until she is 70 (in 15 years time).

PIGBOI AND PIGGIRL
They have stupid names, and they spend their time in the stadium or climbing hills. They are siblings, and Pigboi is 8 and Piggirl is 7.

SHEENA
Founder of a new religion, Fragmasism. She meditates, has a bigger graden than her house, and is just a normal person really. She has a 'master meeting' with her 248 religious followers on Eso Mountain once a week.

KIRSTY
She is a bus driver who farts a lot.

BILLIE
Thinks she is the best, and sings way too much. She has 3 children.

LONELIBOI
His nickname explains himself. He is 16.

PENCILGUY
Cute 6 year old who loves drawing. He is a nice person. He goes to bed at midnight and wakes at 11am.

IH8MYLIFE
Will never stop hating his life.

MALE SQUARE (NOT)
Is a Male sq................. rhombus. Don't tell him that he is a square. Seriously, don't.

RIVRI
Famous fish who is the only plensi fish in Maaclandia. Has been spotted in every river.