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by Tuskena. . 349 reads.

Tusken Raider Travel Log

Translated from Tusken

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Last visit: 07/9/20 Kantrias

At the time of our visit, the region held 276 nations.
It was founded by The Delphinium Throne of Cerian Quilor
The WA delegate was The Technocratic Empire of Asian Lands
The Tusken Raiders would like to thank The Zoygarian Principality of Too-Technical Japan and The Imperial Commonwealth of Zoygaria for the warm welcome.
We also barely missed a war.
Zoygaria threatened anyone who messed with the defenseless Akaramo with orbital death.
We also learned what orbital death IS. And we had a nice chat about art.
T.T.J. made some more dope art. There was an interesting discussion about the morality of using the battle flag and swastikas in NS. We also got to welcome Wuzhishan and Mehrauma the region.
T.T.J. did some more dope art.
There was a war involving half the region. And I got to help Zoy by doing a digital version of the map.
IMPORTANT: I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THE MAP. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ABOUT BEING ON IT, ASK ZOY.
The exiled canadians managed to have Involuntary Euthanasia as a leading cause of death. The Weeb gang sat around being weebs. Cause why not.
We got to meet The seraph foundation and The Blue America and give them a late welcome to the region.

The Nostalgia Run

5/3/20 Coalition of Crown Albatross
At the time of our visit the region held 18 nations.
It was founded by The First Republic of Zamastan
The WA delegate was Gladysynthia
We witnessed the condemnation and reconciliation of
Baytonia over use of the term "space geckos". We also attended the C.C.A. Rugby tournament.

5/11/20 Red Wolf Alliance
At the time of our visit the region held 193 nation.
It was founded by The Free Republic of NewLeinster
The WA delegate was The Holy Communist Monarchy of Pure Blooded Whites
We witnessed some interesting roleplay.

5/17/20 International Democratic Union
At the time of our visit the region held 117 nations.
The founder was The Free Land of The IDU
The WA delegate was The Democratic Federation of Lauchenoiria
We attended a debate on the humanity of capital punishment. A writing contest also took place during our visit.

The Random Run

5/31/20 Wintreath
At the time of our visit the region held 571 nations.
The founder was The Wintermootery of The Winter Nomad
The WA delegate was Rikuchar
We got to see the end of the Pokemon tournament.
A debate concerning the probability of getting two ultra rare cards in your first pack also took place.
Rikuchar stepped down from they're position as WA Delegate and
Stephenese Republic was elected/appointed/chosen/shrug.

6/6/20 Novus Lucidum
At the time of our visit the region held 50 nations.
The founder was Odinburgh
The WA delegate was The Nationale Republik of New Nationale Einheit
The Armed Republic of Scalesburg is the first nation to welcome us before we could make a post. We watched an argument about who was the fiercest nation (of course we all know that's Zoygaria). A list of debates /arguments that happened:

1: America vs. Canada
2: Canada vs. Canadia
3: Pipeline vs. No pipeline
4: Black oppression vs. the lack thereof
5: General flapping of gums

We also stood by and watched Odinburgh drop combat elephants onto Ionalands rooftops.
Also thank you Arondul for liking every single post we made.

6/12/20 The Internationale
At the time of our visit the region held 536 nations.
The founder was The commune of la guillotiere
The WA delegate was Duravia
Thank you to Mologno for the beautiful Molognian Sacred Goat pelt. And sass.
Darfaria traded us several tanks for some raw metal.
We were given honorary Tioguldosian citizenship by Tioguldos.
We have given Lyxis Monol of Tioguldos an honorary place in our tribe.

The Weeb Run. UwU.

06/28/20 Lily
At the time of our visit the region held 69 nations.
The founder was The Audrey of Sweeze
The WA delegate was Dreu
Thank you to Sweeze for the welcome. We learned that Sweeze owns 835 nations. And that's a heckin lot.

7/6/20 Yuno
At the time of our visit the region held 121 nations.
The founder was Mommy yuno
The WA delegate was Southern igaliaris
We accidentally contacted this region through the Lily embassy last week. Oops.
Not much happened in this region, thus we returned to Kantrias for the rest of the week.

7/12/20 The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
At the time of our visit the region held 562 nations.
The founder was The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa
The WA delegate was The Sapphic Witches of Enlais
We had an interesting little battle with The 5 nation league
Mohacian dopped an egg nuke.
We also lost an epic card to New kyotostan on a Scott Pilgrim quote.
Noda Megumi played her piano. A lot.

The Medievil Run

07/27/20 Hyrule
At the time of our visit the region held 17 nations.
The Founder was The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia
The delegate was Tekopolis

8/4/20 Yggdrasil
At the time of our visit the region held 126 nations.
The Founder was The Celestial Realm 🌸 of Goddess Relief Office
The delegate was The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR
We attended a very large feast.

8/12/20 The Order of the Grey Wardens
At the time of our visit the region held 212 nations.
The Founder was The Armed Republic of Weisshaupt Fortress
The delegate was The Noble-Democracy of Zeiram

Big Regions Run

8/12/20 Europeia
At the time of our visit the region held 958 nations.
The Founder was King hem
The delegate was Aexnidaral
We had an interesting discussion about haikus and randomness with Thenationthatwontfall.
I remembered that I can post in Kantrias because of their embassy. We received several compliments about our flag-making from Vyata Temor.

9/1/20 the Pacific
At the time of our visit the region held 6,506 nations.
The Founder was Non-existent.
The WA delegate was The Pacifican Empire of East Durthang.
We were welcomed warmly by The Municipalities of Antarctica and Ramalia shanatopian 2

9/6/20 Chicken overlords
At the time of our visit the region held 10,033 nations.
The Founder was -the chicken-
The WA delegate was The King Bruces Glorious Lands of South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos
We met The republic of the chinese order who saw us in the Pacific.

Apocalyptic run

9/25/20 Underworld
At the time of our visit the region held 114 nations.
The Founder was The Heads is Tails of Saint Lucifer (heretics)
The delegate was Non-existent.

10/4/20 New Hyperion
At the time of our visit the region held 31 nations.
The Founder was The Galactic Autarchy of Magna Hyperion
The delegate was Empirical Science.
We had an interesting little battle with Ostrachia.

10/4/20 First World Order
At the time of our visit the region held 587 nations.
The Founder was The Global Unifier of Elijahs Order
The delegate was Monarche.
IT SAID 666 NEW RMB POSTS TWICE!!!
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Oddity Run

10/19/20 Australialia
At the time of our visit the region held 18 nations.
The Founder was The Real guy the best guy of Esceen
The delegate was The Grand Union of The Eastern Antarctic State

10/26/20 Codex Ylvus
At the time of our visit the region held 5,395 nations.
The Founder was The Triumvirate of Harmonic Empire
The delegate was Agarath

11/02/20 The Nomads Guild
At the time of our visit the region held 5,395 nations.
The Founder was A tusken cantina
The delegate was Non-existent.

The Pacific Run

11/02/The North Pacific
At the time of our visit the region held 10,670 nations.
The region has no founder.
The delegate was Kranostav.
We were joined by New natormy travelers! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

2021

The Pacifist Run

11/02/Hiyamashu
At the time of our visit the region held 44 nations.
The Founder was Acaciatropole
The delegate was Acaciatropole.

11/02/Union of Christian Nations
At the time of our visit the region held 110 nations.
The Founder was Ecclestia
The delegate was Ecclestia.

The Re-Run

7/12/20 The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
At the time of our visit the region held 386 nations.
The founder was The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa
The WA delegate was The Sapphic Witches of Enlais

2/16/20 Coalition of Crown Albatross
At the time of our visit the region held 120 nations.
The founder was The First Republic of Zamastan
The WA delegate was The First Republic of Zamastan

The Warzone Run

5/10/21Warzone Asia
At the time of our visit the region held 58 nations.
The Founder was The Holy Grey Matriarchy of Jean Rowe
The delegate was The Holy Grey Matriarchy of Jean Rowe.

The Sinker Run

Lazarus
Date: 7/2/20
WA Delegate: The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia
Founder: None
Nations: 7,364
Chief's Report:
Unfortunately due to some unexpected repairs that had to be made during our visit, we did not get to observe the region as we had hoped. We hope to return soon to document what we missed.

Osiris
Date: 7/6/20
WA Delegate: The Eccentric Skies of Luna State
Founder: None
Nations: 6,897
Chief's Report: Some of our people have been sleeping in the ship due to dragons flying around. As much as I assure them that we're not going to be harmed, three of the Houses have done this and will probably continue to do so till we leave.

The Rejected Realms
Date: 7/21/20
WA Delegate: The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia
Founder: None
Nations: 4,767
Chief's Report: Not much really happened....

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