The Sexy Legged Republic

The short short wearers of The Sexy Legged Republic commonly called TSLR, is a corporate bordello in Northeast Europe. It is bordered on the north by The Birb bois united front, on the south by Pretty land, on the East by Biggest daddy ever, and on the west by the Baltic Ocean. The Sexy Legged Republic covers 64,589 km² square kilometers and has an estimated population of a lot.

The Sexy Legged Republic plays a key role in setting the current fashion trends and sets a standard to what lookin' good is. They do not play a large role internationally aside from retail production and modeling.

Etymology

The Sexy Legged Republic comes from our independence. As we have incredible legs of strength and dignity. We escaped the disgusting neanderthals of the Strong Arms Dictatorship through a rebellious secession.

The standard way to refer to a citizen of The Sexy Legged Republic is as a "Sexy Legged Republican/Hot/Kiwi”

History

This young country has been through one fashion crisis back in 2007 which led to the economic crash of 2008. Aside from that one incident nothing ever happens here besides "fun" and money. We adopted English because, at the start of the formation of our country, we were an English speaking minority. As we started to become oppressed in our cultures by the "Strong Arms" and seceded. Spanish speakers later immigrated because they had great looking legs.

Geography

In present-day Latvia, pretty nice hills, some rivers, and a small mountain called Pierna Peak. The capital is inside of the bay at the bottom of the U.

Has all 4 seasons, peaks at 70 Fahrenheit in the summer, and hits lows of 20 Fahrenheit in the winter

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Demographics

Population
A mix of Baltic and Hispanic people with about a 3:1 ratio. There is Sexy legged people and not sexy legged people, with a ratio of 1:0

Language
The first language spoken in The Sexy Legged Republic was English, as established by our war general Bambi Woods. Spanish has become integrated into our national language as more people from Spain came here because they felt connections to our legs and cultures.

Religion

Religion is freedom in The Sexy Legged Republic and the most commonly worshipped religion is running, which is followed by about 20% of the population. The other 70% is atheist and the last 10% is other religions along with folk religions like sex, making out, and dancing.

Race
The Sexy Legged Republic is about 3/4 white and 1/4 Spanish

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Government

The government is Devolutionary so that everyone feels attended to and cared for. We are not very conservative so people can just do what they'd like

Foreign Relations and Military

We make alliances by getting other ministers and presidents dead drunk at parties, works every time.

Foreign Relations

The new north republic, The dictatorship42069, Pretty land, The ranch high council, Strawville, Birb bois united front, Yeeter of gods, Sexy stache, Poopykaka, and Biggest daddy ever.

Sworn rivals

Japan 69 (old, just here for humour), The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids

No military whatsoever, just good looks

Economy

We make some money, mostly through looking good and through retail companies like Shørt Shorts™ and Mini Skir†s™.

Trading partners
The new north republic, The dictatorship42069, Biggest daddy ever, Pretty land, The ranch high council, Birb bois united frontCruel and corrupted, and our kind sponsors Let me trade

Culture

Extremely cultured peoples who tell stories of their love life to their young. Our favorite national holiday is F*ck a friend a day on June 9th.

Infrastructure

Basic infrastructure, roads, and paths galore for runners and bikers.

Energy
We use workout bikes to power our electricity.