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by The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL. . 183 reads.

RULES AND REGULATIONS REGARDING THE OFFICE OF DELEGATE TO THE SCUMBAG WA

****HEED THESE RULES, READ THEM, AND LEARN THEM WELL!!!!! THERE WILL BE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANY DELEGATE WHO STRAYS FROM THESE RULES!!!!!!!!!!****

1). THE WA DELEGATE FOR OUR GLORIOUS EMPIRE OF TYRANNY, I.E. PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS, SERVES AT THE SOLE AND ABSOLUTE PLEASURE AND DISCRETION OF THE DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL. THE WA DELEGATE MUST RESIGN FROM THE POST IF COMMANDED FOR BREACH OF ANY OF THESE RULES OR FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IF ORDERED, OR ELSE THEY WILL BE BANJECTED FROM THE REGION.

2). THE WA DELEGATE WILL BE SELECTED BY NOMINATION GOING FORWARD. THOSE WHO HAVE JOINED THE DIRTBAG WA WILL ANNOUCE THEIR INTENTION TO RUN FOR THE OFFICE OF DELEGATE ON THE REGIONAL MESSAGE BOARD, AND GIVE THEIR REASONS AS TO WHY THEY FEEL THEY WOULD BEST REPRESENT US AND OUR EMPIRE OF HORROR TO THE GOAT BRAINED FOOLS IN THE WA. THIS PROCESS WILL LAST ONE (1) WEEK UPON ANNOUNCEMENT.

3). A POLL WILL THEN BE ESTABLISHED LASTING AN ADDITIONAL WEEK, AND EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO VOTE FOR THEIR SELECTED CANDIDATE.

4). THE VICTOR OF THAT POLL WILL BE OUR DELEGATE GOING FORWARD, AND ALL WA MEMBERS MUST ENDORSE THAT NATION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FAILURE TO ENDORSE THE DELEGATE WILL RESULT IN EJECTION FROM THE REGION.

5). THE DELEGATE TO THE DOG-FACED WA WILL GIVE REGULAR UPDATES ON THE REGIONAL MESSAGE BOARD ABOUT THE VOTES THAT ARE IN FRONT OF THAT ASSEMBLY OF WEASLES, AND OURSELVES, OUR ESTEEMED REGIONAL OFFICERS, AND ANYONE ELSE MAY GIVE THEIR FEELING AS TO HOW WE SHOULD VOTE FOR SAID LEGISLATION, MOST OF WHICH IS LIKELY RUBBISH, BUT WE WILL MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD!!!! IF THE WA DELEGATE VOTES AGAINST THE WILL OF THE DEAREST LEADER AND THE REGION, THEY WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BANJECTED AND ANNIHILATED FOR TREASON.

6). THE DELEGATE MAY RESIGN FROM THE POST AT ANY TIME, AND THEY MUST POST THEIR RESIGNATION ON THE REGIONAL MESSAGE BOARD, AND A NEW CONTEST WILL BE HELD TO DETERMINE THEIR SUCCESSOR. **NOTE: THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN FORCEABLY REMOVED FROM OFFICE CANNOT STAND AGAIN.

7). FROM TIME TO TIME, A REVIEW MAY BE CALLED BY THE DEAREST LEADER TO EVALUATE THE PERFORMANCE OF THE DELEGATE, ESPECIALLY A LONG-TENURED ONE. THE DEAREST LEADER MAY CALL FOR A NEW DELEGATE TO BE CHOSEN AT ANY TIME, OR CALL FOR A NEW POLL/VOTE. THE INCUMBENT DELEGATE MAY RUN AGAIN.

8). TO MAKE THE POSITION OFFICIAL, THEY MUST POST AND SWEAR AN OATH OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE DEAREST LEADER AND PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS AS FOLLOWS, AND COPY AND PASTE THIS WITH THE APPROPRIATE BLANK FILLED IN ON THE REGIONAL MESSAGE BOARD:

"I, THE LEADER OF (NATION NAME), HEREBY UNEQUIVOCALLY SWEAR, PROMISE, AND AVOW, TO THE LAST DROP OF BLOOD OF MYSELF AND MY WORTHLESS SLAVES, TO BE A FAITHFUL ACOLYTE TO THE INFINITE WONDER AND LEADERSHIP OF THE DEAREST LEADER WHILE SERVING LOYALLY IN THE OFFICE OF DELEGATE TO THE SCUMBAG WA, AND TO UPHOLD THE TENETS OF DEAREST LEADERISM, AND FIGHT AND DEFEND FOR THE HONOR AND MIGHT OF OUR BELOVED EMPIRE OF TERROR, PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS, AND AGAINST THE VILE GARBAGE THAT ARE FR**D*M, D*M*CR*C*, AND H*M*N R*GHTS. THIS I SWEAR BEFORE THE DEAREST LEADER, HIS ESTEEMED OFFICERS, AND ALL OTHER TYRANTS HEREIN. TO ULTIMATE AND VICTORIOUS TYRANNY!!!!"

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