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by The Riverside Van of Lemonadia. . 68 reads.

Vote Lemon for Gubberment June 2020!

Heyo whatís up my lemonheads, itís ya boi Rasputin here. Vote me for gubberment. Why? Lemme tell ya ;)

RP stuff
The RP gang is stoopid, and canít make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.

Climate Change
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesnít happen anymore. If you donít vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase thatís what youíre doing.

FAM stuff

The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like

The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance

I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.

The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment Iíll just do this judicial stuff myself

The Legislature
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I canít remember all of them. Iím thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.

The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didnít do well on this, when Iím Gubberment Iíll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that

Miscellaneous

Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick

Bopping will be mandatory unless I donít like you

Fridayís will be casual grill nights

All snakes in Korsiniaís possession will be apprehended

The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will

Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed

Yíall are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses

Broustan will be fired

Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp

Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here

We gonna replace the constitution with this

Scriptor Danke
Annex no.1
Book of Creation
Holy Script of Korsinia

1 In the beginning, there was nothing but emptiness, no purpose in anything.

2 A word was heard in every corner of the empty void. "Let there be embassies".

3 The universe was formed, the stars, the planets, every living organism was created with the knowledge of a higher being known as Godsinia.

4 On Earth, the first humans were created, Xernon and Andusre.

5 They would live each day dedicated to pray in front of embassies and preach his almighty Godsinian name to the humans created later when Godsinia got bored.

6 They founded the holy land known as Thaecia, also said to be the home of Godsinia.

7 A servant of Godsinia, Zoopolis, refused to accept this hierchry and order of life that Godsinia had bestowed upon the humans.

8 Zoopolis attempted to harm Thaecia by cheating his way into the holy order of representation.

9 Godsinia, furious over this betrayal and attempt to ruin the holy land's reputation, banished Zoopolis.

10 Zoopolis suffers in the 9th circle of the Rejected Realms, but through his supporters, he gains power to tempt every good Thaecian into commiting sin.

Annex no.2
Book of Sin
Holy Script of Korsinia

1 Alongside the creation of Thaecia, Godsinia put rules in place for the humans.

2 Questioning Godsinia is a sin and will result in banishment to the 1st layer of the Rejected Realm after the sinner has died.

3 Working against Godsinia is a sin that will result in an afterlife spent in the 2nd layer of the Rejected Realm.

4 Mocking Godsinia and the religion and its followers will be met with a punishment in the 3rd layer of the Rejected Realm.

5 Lying about Godsinia to paint him or the religion or its followers in a bad light will result in the sinner being sent to the 5th layer.

6 Those who are not baptized in Godsinian bath water are doomed to the 6th layer.

7 Being Cerdenia or following his teaching is a sin and will result in sinners being sent to the 7th layer for misguidance and Cerdenia to the 9th layer.

8 The 8th layer is reserved for people creating an imbalance in Thaecia.

9 In the 9th layer, Godsinia sends the false prophets and Gods, the ones who created division by spreading false teachings will suffer in the 9th layer forever.

10 Godsinia deems more things as sins and sends those sinners to the 4th layer when he sees fit.

Annex no.3
Sermons to Godsinia
Holy Sermons of the Prophet Lemon

Sermon no.1
Dear fellows
Watch for the fake gods and their evil preachers
While they may talk up a storm about their imaginary gods
You can see the difference between them and the true god...
They speak of actions
Godsinia speaks with actions.

Sermon no.2
Dear fellows
Praise be Godsinia
For we have been blessed time and time again
We have been given a chance to see the truth with our blessed eyes
Our blessed ears can hear the word of Godsinia and our tongues can speak his mighty name!
We can feel his guidance, and taste our salvation from eternal rejection!
Praise be Godsinia, giver of blessings!

Annex no.4
Book of Worship

Worship to Godsinia no.1
I give thanks, I worship Godsinia for all he has given me. I extol his everlasting glory, his power, his wisdom. For every Maowi, may there be a Kryssinia; for every Ontario, may there be a Canada. In His eternal veneration may I stay, never deviating from the true path. Praise be to Godsinia.

Worship to Godsinia no.2
Godsinia, I give thanks for another soul saved from eternal rejection. I thank you for the joy and honor of serving you and doing thy will. I pray that more will come into the light and learn the truth, so that they may be cleansed and blessed.

Worship to Godsinia no.3
Godsinia, I give you thanks and praise for saving my soul and allowing me to see the light when I had been taken off the path by false ďgodsĒ. Praise be to Him, and I pray that more will be cleansed and learn the truth. Hallelujah, praise be to Him!

Worship to Godsinia no.4
May we come together to day to bask in the creation of our god. Each day we stand in evidence of his power, his might. From the beautiful seas to the powerful oceans. From the soothing winds to the destructive tornadoes. From the glistening diamonds to the razer obsidian. From the amicable dogs to the ferocious lions. Godsinia's invention around us, proof of his infinite glory and wisdom. To those who do not believe, I care not! May they revel in their false gods and pagan idols; for when I stand in this glorious existence around us, I know of Godsinia's power, ingenuity, and mercy! Praise be!

Worship to Godsinia no.5
Godsinia, I am thankful for giving me the chance at bettering myself and allowing me to come clear with my sins! I am thankful for allowing me to be blessed with this honor thought of my horrendous deeds. Praise to the almighty Godsinia.

Worship to Godsinia no.6
Mighty Godsinia, Praise thee!
Praise thee for protecting us from Zoopolis, Cerdenia, and Maowi.
May we find inspiration in thy limitless strength.

Worship to Godsinia no.7
Godsinia, I thank you for your everlasting grace. Your mercy is infinite, as is your kindness. For the opportunity to cleanse myself, I thank you, Godsinia. Your glory is eternal, as is your wisdom. For the gifts that you have given me, Godsinia, I thank you. For all the boundless gifts you have bestowed upon our undeserving selves, Godsinia, I worship you. Praise be to Godsinia.

Annex no.5
Initiation
Scriptor Danke

To be initiated in the knowledge of the one and only, prime savior, he whose name is sacred,you will be tested for proof of your faithfulness to The One.
You must recognize Godsinia as lord of all
You must recognize Godsinia as the one who sees all, and whose hands reach anywhere and everywhere
You must recognize Godsinia as your creator
You must recognize Godsinia as your savior
You must recognize Godsinia as the one who will destroy your mortal self and free your soul
You must recognize Godsinia as your daddy
If you prove with ease the test by one of the authorities, a faithful one you just proved to be, you will be recognized in the church as such, by being bathed in the holy Godsinia Bathwater.

Read factbook


Also Iím pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out

Idk thatís about it folks

The Riverside Van of Lemonadia

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