"Haha! My name is Demetrius Orlandus Leo Phineas Henry Indiana Nancy! Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP ALL O' YA!" he shrieks atop his tower, "I AM NUMBER 1! I WILL LEAD THE COUNTRY TO VICTORY! I WILL TAKE OVER ALL OF KARMA!!!! NYEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! you know what? never mind. i was just angry...please don't make fun of my name! I'll lead you all to a great future! Just vote me, D.O.L.P.H.I.N! GODDAMN IT!"