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by The Feudal Kingdom of New Rapids. . 11 reads.

Demetrius Orlandus Leo Phineas Henry Indiana Nancy Is Kinda Cool (D.O.L.P.H.I.N)

"Haha! My name is Demetrius Orlandus Leo Phineas Henry Indiana Nancy! Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP ALL O' YA!" he shrieks atop his tower, "I AM NUMBER 1! I WILL LEAD THE COUNTRY TO VICTORY! I WILL TAKE OVER ALL OF KARMA!!!! NYEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! you know what? never mind. i was just angry...please don't make fun of my name! I'll lead you all to a great future! Just vote me, D.O.L.P.H.I.N! GODDAMN IT!"

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