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Dispatch → Account → Diplomacy
Regional Reconciliation Pact Slows Policy
181 • "There's a bright dawn ahead for Polis Diamonil." • "Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper." (...partial archive recovery...) • • - It’s getting harder to keep these in order. The current era’s expected duration couldn’t be calculated ahead. These calculations were falling into chaos before the collapse; what were they thinking? • • (Genographic Institutes Cull Parenting Staff Rosters After Beach Surveillance Reveals Neglect) • The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. • A government program is underway to revitalize Polis Diamonil's beaches. • (International Report Praises Stability of Diamonil Textbook Market) • (Peacock Gryphon Murals Proliferate On Offices Nationwide) The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. • (“Underworld Resonance: Meatmarket" Carves Place in Diamonil Urban Fantasy Market) • Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. • Polis Diamonil's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. • Waste is frequently shipped to other countries. (Responding to Criticism, Regional Allotments Begin Gearing Up for Expansion of International Medical Services) foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Polis Diamonil the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country (Chimeron Collective Posts Faction Budget; Shocks Nation; Establishes New Faction Subsidies) (Polis Diamonil published "Interregional Price War Erupts Pursuing Trade Gains from Medicine) "Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves" ("Etiquette and The Unknown Universe of Our Cloning Vats") Homophobia is off the menu (Confederal Joint Resolution Reaffirms Central Religious Policy: "Thou Shalt Not Kill") it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense (International Observers Declare Vegetarianism Policy Expected to Be Temporary) serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk - It was the only way noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the government has been criticized for giving away Polis Diamonil's territory to anyone who claims it - [i]We only took out a few noises. We only ever get a few of anything.[/i]