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Sortition Parliament Forcibly Redrawn by Defense Ministers Enraged About "Bloated Public Education Budget"; Seekers of Zintroth Celebrate "Revealed True Nature of Militarism"

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An attempt to cut back the military budget in Polis Diamonil in order to fund a shift in educational resources to meet expected upcoming changes in demanded curriculae has been shockingly withdrawn by what is being called a military coup, and peacock gryphon military leaders have "forcefully rescinded" the right of the government to cut their budget.

Bizarrely, the pacifistic Seekers of Zintroth have reacted by holding street celebrations throughout Polis Diamonil. Joyous gryphons painted with bizarre patterns have been dancing and singing under banners declaring, "This Will Never Happen Again." Baffled observers have been handed commemorative plates with what is claimed to be a finely etched explanation; although against a backdrop of traditionally distorted Seeker artwork, what most of these plates appear to say is, "We will learn who partook in this culture and we will eat them as the firstborn of a bad pattern." How this explains anything is less than clear; it is uncharacteristically bloodthirsty for the Seekers of Zintroth.

Rumors are swirling that the nation's genographics institutes are preparing for an inquisition in their own style; there has been a wave of "sudden computer failures", sporadic reports of defaced or edited research files, and a surprising new fashion among male geneticists for wearing no paints save for dipping a single tailfeather in old Steelfeather chrome. Given the roots of Diamonil biotechnologies in the nation's agricultural management programs, shocking recent degradations in the nation's agricultural management have been suggested by some to be a sign of backlash in the nation's biotech community as well.

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