XERNON and ANDUSRE enter into UPPER ONTARIO’s DMs, bringing BRADONIA along with them.
XERNON: Upper Ontario and Hudson Bay, you're under arrest.
ANDUSRE (to reformist goons): Move. Leave Server button is right over there. Stay quiet.
ONTARIO: What in NationStates are you thinking?
XERNON: We're thinking we'll take you both to the High Court and charge you with conspiracy to overthrow the Thaecian government.
ONTARIO: Try and take me in. You won't make it to #general.
BRADONIA: That's exactly what I said.
XERNON: This is a lawful criminal case. If you resist, you will be banjected.
ONTARIO: I see. We all get banjected in a blaze of glory.
XERNON: If that's how it works out, that's fine with me. How about you, Andy?
ANDUSRE: Fine by me.
BRADONIA: Oh Zoopolis.
ONTARIO: I envy you, boys. Having nothing to lose must be liberating. Must feel pretty good.
XERNON: Yes, it does.
ONTARIO: Suppose you did have something to lose. What would you do then? Suppose, for instance, I had a corrupt B/C officer ready to banject Korsinia right now. Would you still be so brave?
XERNON: You don't.
ONTARIO: I'm telling you I do.
XERNON: You're a liar.
ONTARIO: I have many faults, but I'm not a liar. Lisbane…has Korsinia. You know Lisbane.
XERNON: You're lying. He's left the Discord.
ONTARIO: He rejoined. Came right to my DMs to plead for your residency stat. You have a good Foreign Affairs Minister there. He loves you very much. Too much.
XERNON: Prove it. Prove you have him.
ONTARIO: I could. But I won't. I want you to believe me.
ANDUSRE: It's obvious, Xernon, he's lying.
ONTARIO: Am I? If you think so, go ahead and try to bring me in. You'll be banjected, so you won't know what happens to Korsinia. But it won't be pretty.
ONTARIO: On my mother's grave. Drop your ban hammers...and Korsinia won't be harmed in any way.