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by The Futuristic Principality of Too-Technical Japan. . 41 reads.

Basically what Zoygaria did but with a TTJ spin (I hope you don't mind Zoy!)

Basically Me (TTJ)

AKA: TTJ, Pan, Too-Techie, Iodkrania, New Natormy Travelers, Ichika A. Zobieska, live_at_0, Kit Kat, Jellybean (you could probably tell I am fond of food nicknames. Which is true. Pho, Samwich, if you're reading this I apologize XD)


According to others this is me :> it’s pretty accurate in my opinion though XD

Name:You'd never guess mine, its so... hard to spell in my opinion. According to other sources it's unique. But it is what I am stuck with so *shrugs*
This is a dispatch about me. There isn't much more to know though... I've pretty much told you all everything XD. But *shrugs* if you do not like overactive positivity, warmth, members of the LGBTQ+ Community, and smiling I suggest you leave.
Usually after this part the author of the dispatch writes some self depreciating jokes (I do not mean to call you out Zoy, just something I've noticed generally) about how bad they look. Come on, we aren't all models! We are all struggling with insecurities together. Living on the same marble in the universe together. For example I have acne, and that's something I am definitely not proud of. It draws eyes, and a few "they're not maintaining eye contact, they're looking above/below" thoughts that cross my brain a few times. But that's natural. Our traits that we dislike are there for a reason. Only a small fraction of the world's population are camera ready, plastic filled, models (I think) and honestly expectations on how someone should look is bad. Mean. The models only look that way through constant restrictions, digital editing, and all sorts of stuff we will probably not like. We don't have to love that way, so please love yourself. What I'm trying to say is, stop beating yourself up on how you look. We're all cooped up at home, and nobody can see you if you close the blinds and cover up the windows. There, no prying eyes that will judge you. We all have insecurities and judge ourselves on a daily basis, so don't worry. You're not alone.

General Overview


Sexuality:
LinkStraight, LinkAsexual but more specifically LinkDemisexual, and LinkAegosexual (yes that many, the Asexual spectrum is HUGE.)


Family:
Zoygaria, The Seraph Foundation/Tuskena (forum wise)
Pretty much all of Kantrias.
Disclaimer: On NS of course!
Residence:
Somewhere (over the rainbow) in California, the Bay Area where it's gloriously foggy and rainy and I love it!
Profession:
I still attend school.

Although I am an amateur artist/illustrator, overuser of the comma, and mild scoptophobe (frick you autocorrect)


Gender:
She's a she's a LAAAADY and I am just a whatever-you-areeeee
Stuff that isn't general I suppose

Personality Type:
LinkINFP-A
Music/Compositions I adore:
The Undertale OST
Minecraft music
The Greatest Showman (randomly play ANY of the songs except Never Enough and I will be belting my head off and REALLY happy and love you forever) soundtrack
Hamilton Soundtrack
I think that's about it?

Saaaaalutations!



After all the small stuff, let's get on with the huge walls of text!

This is supposed to be about me, not the few nations I operate. I am fascinated with Japanese culture and planned to take a vacation there with family in summer of 2020 but we all know how that went. Somehow the plane company thing won't give us our money back. And it's been like, a year or something. However I have been to Canada, the part above Seattle and oh my gossssshhhhhh it was AWESOME!! I am currently learning French, tried Russian and gave up on it, (I can recognize a few words like sandwich, goodbye, milk, and telephone.) and tried Spanish and Chinese and got bored (no offense). After a few personal narratives and essays I can say that I am resilient. I used to be a very angry person, but that has died down a little now that I can edit what I say. I still am though. Just a bit. Oh yes! And I love roleplaying with OCs I made and NationHumans. I am not good at nation roleplay however.

Hobbies


DIGITAL DRAWING!! I love to do sheetposts and actual art, and I plan to at least animate something this year! (I have completed one animation last year that I sent to a group chat and it was ignored. It was mostly tweening. Nothing special.) Buuut aside from that, I like animals. My favorite is a chickadee, I have never seen one but they sound SO CUUUUTE. To say that professionally, I enjoy nature.

I don't like sports. I get hit by a ball or projectile either way. I'm like a magnet to pain!

I do play video games such as Animal Crossing: New Horizons and Roblox, but that's about it. If you want any .io games to play I know a few!

I do enjoy reading graphic novels and written chapter books as well. Some of my favorites include (keep in mind that I've been collecting these for most of my life, and they are targeted towards a younger audience):
Smile, Sisters, Guts, Drama, and Ghosts by Raina Telgemier
The Sisters series by Cazenove and William
The Land of Stories by Chris Colfer
The Babysitters Club by Martin, Telgemier, Gallian, Epstein, Farina
Stargazing by Wang
El Deafo by Bell
Roller Girl by Jameson
The Witch Boy by Ostertag
5 Worlds by Siegel, Bouma, Sun, Rockfeller
Cucumber Quest by Gigi D.G.
Cleopatra in Space by Maihack
Space Boy by Stephen McCranie
Awkward, Brave, and Crush by Svetlana Chmakova
Max Einstein by James Patterson
Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
Percy Jackson (the first series and the BOOK there was NEVER a movie) by Rick Riordan
However my all time favorite is the Enola Holmes books by Nancy Springer. Especially the Case of the Peculiar Pink Fan!! It’s so heartwarming in the end :D

Oh yes I choke a lot. On air, food, and water most of the time, I have smaller lungs than usual did you know?

Music


Music was forced onto me as a kid. My father played the cello and bass, my mother sings, played the flute and piano. As for me, I sang (notice past tense. I hate singing. At least I was able to convince my parents to stop making me do that.) and STILL play the flute and piano. I know I sound pretty selfish with the way my tone comes across, but I kinda don't like it. But at least my fingers get plenty of exercise!

If any of you play trumpet, how do you get all the spectrum of the scale?! You only have three keys!

I like to listen to music better.

Favorites!



Favorite Animal: Chickadee, bumblebee, butterfly, hummingbird
Favorite Movie: Yes Day, the Little Prince, Soul, Togo
(Favorite book series can be found a little ways up)
Favorite Food: loco moco, gummy EVERYTHING, chocolate
Favorite Beverage: (the ones my stomach allows:) Water, Milk, occasional hot chocolate/soda (the ones my stomach will go crazy and make me vomit for most of the day:) If I eat/drink chocolate or just sugar in general unsupervised. Moogu Mogu (a really sugary artificially flavoured drink that is awesome but that one first (delightful) sip did it all.)

(deleted the entire Politics section because how about no)

TTJ's history


On March 3/4th, 2020 I was at a meeting with a few friends. I admit I was insanely bored and decided to visit NationStates again. My first abomination of a nation was Whismicalflyingcolors. While thinking of what to base my nation off of, I thought, What if there was a futuristic Japan... but with an AU one of my favorite Wattpad authors? And here I am!

Q&A Section!


I'm still waiting for questions to answer... if none arise I'll make some up.

Zoygaria wrote:No, Sydkai wanted a strip of land by Sara. I just haven't found their claim yet.

Yes, I have a question. What's your favorite Pokémon?

You think you can outdo me? Oh no you don't!
*slaps down crappily made dispatch*
Take this!

Unrelated: Tfw you lose your golden badge in cards despite still being 5th >:(

I have a favorite Pokémon, one that I first discovered and still loves to this day in fact. However they are only on how they look.
That would be
Eevee (and all her eevee-loutions.)
This Pokemon I found in like 2014 or 2016-2017 I think while rifling through my friend’s deck. Obviously, I chose them because WHY NOT and it’s cute.


Acknowledgements


Zoygaria
Can 👏 we 👏 just 👏 talk 👏 about 👏 how 👏 lucky 👏 we 👏 are 👏 to 👏 have 👏 such 👏 a (this is getting a bit tiring so I'll stop)wonderful person here?! You are amazing, a mentor, and someone I can always turn to if I need help. Thank you so much Zoy :D and I'm glad you didn't quit in September.


BloomFairy, Terra Inferiori Reliquere, Saldagon, Leutria
So you know when in Coraline (book by Neil Gaiman and the Linkmovie) has an Other Mother that gives her whatever she wants and is basically in a perfect world? You are that, but without the soul sucking part. You're perfect in every way, and honestly I can't thank you enough for all you've done for me :)


Reborn Empire of Ulm, Southern Sulter, Uclosa
You three, I am glad you're here. You all will always be a friend of mine. Regardless of any negative events that happened between us. *hugs*


Rylolania, Agoutia, and Ocentejo
I don't think you will be able to see this, but just know that you three will always have a place in my heart. I hope and can't wait to see you again!


The Seraph Foundation/Tuskena, The Exiled Canadians, The Blue America, Sydkai
Alright you beautiful person, repeat after me. (When I say I I mean you)
I am amazing
I am talented
I am awesome
I am loved
NEVER FORGET THAT!

Waterbana/Blurple Koala, Bowtiea Micropachycephalosauri, PastelCloudz Land
Love you three :D


Aaand we're done! :D

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