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by The Futuristic Principality of Too-Technical Japan. . 13 reads.

The Glorious Potted Plant of Southern Sulter

THE POTTED PLANT (and not a flower!)
INTRODUCTION
I think it was March 10th, 2021 that The Something Something Shmepire of Southern Sulter changed their classification to the “Potted Plant” and their flag to

and thus the inside joke and subject of many drawings Potted Plant was born.

THE DRAWINGS and CONVERSATIONS
The first, by The Rogue Nation of The Seraph Foundation

featuring the first glimpse, and the official design of the drawn Potted Plant of Southern Sulter.

I actually drew something as well, which I equipped to be my flag and donned the classification “Potted Plant Drowner”.

Yes, this is a version without the lighting so you can see it better.


These are the only things featuring the Potted Plant of Southern Sulter for now, but I am sure there will be more to come. Who knows, we might all become plants from the

Southern Sulter wrote:................................................................................................................................................................................ (well I spun the WHEEL OF WILD MAGICCC, now you can experience the high adrenaline thrills of RANDOMNESS get ready to get rich, die or TO HAVE ABSOLUETLY NOTHING HAPPEN, all this for FREE, so WHO WANT TO SPIN? *spins wheel* gee I spun it too hard now we have to wait when it stops)

Here are a few conversations in which the Potted Plant was either participating or mentioned in.

Southern Sulter wrote:I decided to turn myself into a potted plant, don't ask why

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Now we have two plants here!

Lechuga (Uclosa) and Potted Plant Sulter!

We used to have Spice as well, but they left :(...that explains the frightened guests.

Southern Sulter wrote:...................................................... (thanks for goving me a headache for all this understanding of stuff)

Too-Technical Japan wrote:BWAHAHA I’m sorry XD

Southern Sulter wrote:.............................. (remember I can't talk now, pots and plants can't speak)

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Right, okay. I will leave you alone now to soak up sun and water.

Southern Sulter wrote:.............................................................................. (oh yeah I need light to survive now, can you move me to a sunny place bc I have no legs too?)

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Sure! I would not like you to die.

*opens a curtain and moves Sulter in front of the window*

Would you like some water as well? And is that okay?

Southern Sulter wrote:................................................................... (idk what plan is on the picture but let's assume it's a cactus, well I know it's not but y know, also no need water really)

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Ok then! Let me know in the parentheses if you need anything.

Southern Sulter wrote:............................... (hi I am a poted plant now)

Too-Technical Japan wrote:OH MY GOSH IT LOOKS AMAZING (based on what info Google provides)!!

I'm so happy for you! This is so exciting! What are you going to do first?!Have some water

*pours water at the base*

You were starting to wilt.

The Seraph Foundation wrote:I might draw a wilting Sulter plant.

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Oooh, I can't wait to see how you will draw him XD

Too-Technical Japan wrote:*picks up Sulter plant and places a plate to catch water then returns Sulter to their previous spot*

In case we water you too much and you overflow, which I'm sure we will undoubtably do since we don't want you to die-

And to not damage the floor.

Southern Sulter wrote:......................................................................... (if you two want to know why I am a plan I can tell you)

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Ooh sure!

The Seraph Foundation wrote:I am curious.

Southern Sulter wrote:................................................................................................................................................................................ (well I spun the WHEEL OF WILD MAGICCC, now you can experience the high adrenaline thrills of RANDOMNESS get ready to get rich, die or TO HAVE ABSOLUETLY NOTHING HAPPEN, all this for FREE, so WHO WANT TO SPIN? *spins wheel* gee I spun it too hard now we have to wait when it stops)

Southern Sulter wrote:.............................................(alright lemme spit it) *spins wheel*..................................................................(you got: "Freeze in a ice cube", would you like to try again?)

Southern Sulter wrote:alright gotta go have a good night

The Seraph Foundation wrote:https://kantrias.freeforums.net/thread/115/last-post-wins?page=91&scrollTo=9652

Too-Technical Japan wrote:OH MY GOSH

That's awesome!!!

This is with Clip Studio Art?

I saw an ad and it looks amazing-

Now I want to draw something too-

The Seraph Foundation wrote:Well, it's not my best work but thanks! And yeah, it went on sale at 50% soooo I got it.

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Nice! Well, at least we understand the joke. And I've done way worse XD

Zoygaria wrote:Sshhhh, potted plants can't talk

imagine stealing my identity smh identity theft is a serious crime

Too-Technical Japan wrote:I just realized he looks a lot like Flowey design wise.You’re a potted plant too?!

Zoygaria wrote:Ví, am potted plant

Too-Technical Japan wrote:I hope you don’t mind that I stole your design

https://imgur.com/gallery/LxhASqp

(This is also my flag if you didn’t know) If you don’t know what’s happening, Sulter the Potted Plant is being drowned. Seraph watches in what seems to be amusement as he sketches furiously. And TTJ laughs delightfully at what she just accomplished.

In short and not in a creepy way, TTJ accidentally watered Sulter too much. And I put Seraph there to honor the awesome design you did.

And a version without the lighting, to see it better.

https://imgur.com/a/uxfhC1W

Zoygaria wrote:This is so cute! Sulter honestly looks like Flowey XD
"In this world, it's kill or be k
HEY! THAT'S ENOUGH WATER! I SAID ENOUGH! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Thanks :D
Haha! I love that XD

The Blue America wrote:Same opinion as Zoygaria, just add it some Blue to my opinion :)

The Seraph Foundation wrote:Not at all! Very good picture!

Too-Technical Japan wrote:Thank you :D

And finally a wonderful slew of puns or jokes by The Imperial Commonwealth of Zoygaria

Zoygaria wrote:Sulter seems rooted in their belief that they are not indeed a flower. This likely stems from their not wanting to be called a pansy, which would make their nation seem weak. On the contrary— it seems they have come to petal their plot of world dominantion.


The Potted Plant of Southern Sulter:
March 10 - March 19th, 2021
Truly a wonderful (or magical and hilarious) thing to experience


(I did not mean for those to look weird I apologize-)
I hope you enjoyed hehe

Clearly this is not an informational dispatch, simply a fun one :)

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