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The Javelin War

This war happened only five years ago when the Juniper Union discovered cloning. The Queen, Juniper Berries, volunteered her body to be cloned, but all went south when her clone turned out to be evil. The clone, named Javelin Bingus, gathered a rebellion and tried to assassinate the Queen, as she wanted to rule, and pandemonium ensued. The Queen ordered military units to Javelin's hideout at once. The rebellion was broken up but Javelin fled the scene and could not be found. The people of Juniper Union resumed their normal lives after the scuffles ended, but little did they know that only a year later, Javelin would return for revenge.

She came back bloodthirsty with an entire army behind her. She had secretly been developing the Javelin Empire made up of millions of other clones and anarchists. They flooded the Juniper Union and terrorized the citizens. They kidnapped and cooked Dodo birds for breakfast. They stomped on the national berry, raspberries. They even threw toilet paper all over the Queen's beachside cottage. The economy took a massive hit after spending so much on military units to fight Javelin and her army off. Somehow though, they managed. Javelin retreated and swore to never return, but that didn't stop her from sending nasty little gifts to the Juniper Union and writing angry tweets.

The two countries remain at odds to this day.

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