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Vote Against SC resolution Commend Testlandia
Resolution Analysis
Overview
This proposal seeks to commend Testlandia for many-sided exploits, including the protection of their native region Testregionia and their creation of several missives which leaders of newer nations would be well advised to read-including the publication on one of missive or telegram formatting techniques which nations might find useful and a guide to our regularly scheduled nuclear apocalypse.
Recommendation
Simply put, this proposal does not go far enough, and the exploits of Testlandia are too few, for us to consider them commend-worthy. Surely there are those who might find the light-heartedness and the helpfulness of this nation as something which is extraordinary, but the achievements on offer are not befitting that of the Security Council. We appreciate the effort put into this resolution and why it was written, but we do not appreciate the continuation of the joke.
For these reasons the Ministry of World Assembly Affairs recommends a vote Against the Security Council Resolution at vote, "Commend Testlandia".