The Floofyness Scale

What Is The Floofyness Scale?

The Floofyness Scale is the world's most accurate test to measure your "genofloof", or how floofy you are! The average Floof has a rating of 100 on the Floofyness Scale, but can range from 95 to 110. Low floof is more life threating than high floof, so the low side average is more closed in than the high side average.

What If A Floof Is Not Average?

Well, any Floof that is not in the regular scale likely suffers from a curable genetic disorder called genofloofia. Genofloofia means an abnormal amount of floof. If a Floof's genofloof is less than 95, they may suffer from subhypogenofloofia. Subhypogenofloofia is not a health concern and is 100% curable. However, if the Floof scores less than 90, they may suffer from a larger health concern called hypogenofloofia. Hypogenofloofia requires medical attention, but can still be cured over time, and help a Floof live a normal life. Symptoms of Hypogenofloofia may include lower body temperatures, shedding, or not being as cuddly as the average Floof. The lowest number on the scale for Floofs is 85, but other species can receive as low as 0.

Tip: The lowest genofloof a Floof has ever had is only 86.2!

Well, what if the genofloof is high? If the score is higher than 110, the Floof may suffer from a condition can subhypergenofloofia. Subhypergenofloofia and subhypergenofloofia are spelled very similar, so take note of that. If the score is even higher, as above 120, the Floof suffers from hypergenofloofia. Symptoms are very obvious to see. These include higher body temperatures, being very cuddly, and falling asleep from comfort in your own fur. This can't be cured, but can be easily dealt with. All Floofs have to do is just get more haircuts. The highest number on the scale for Floofs is 125, but the highest score has only ever been 124.

Tip: Floofs with hypergenofloofia can get haircuts for cheaper!

How Do You Cure Low Floof?

You've learned how to cure hypergenofloofia, but how do you cure hypogenofloofia? Well, that gets a little more complicated than just a shave and shower. Deep in the jungles of the Blackberry Springs in Floofybit is a special fruit off limits from other fruit searching floofs. It's called the Hyperfuzzy Kiwi. Just one Hyperfuzzy Kiwi, the size of a kumquat, can raise a Floof's score by as many as 15 points! These are highly dangerous to work with, so Floofs with the condition have to go to government owned healthcare facilities once a month for one whole year to eat one given my highly trained professionals. However, if you are sad because you want your Floof to grow, but you don't have hypogenofloofia, there are many other safer fruits that can make your Floof grow slightly.

How Floofy Am I?

For Floofs, they are given a long physical exam once a year to measure their Floof. For you, you can't really do that. So we comprised a test similar to that for Floofs so you can find that out yourself! Make sure to be honest or else your score might come out wrong.

Tip: Copy And Paste These Questions, And Answer Them In A Telegram!

Q1. Are you an anthropomorphic animal?
A. Yes
B. No

Q2. Do you like fruit?
A. Yes
B. No

Q3. Which animal resonates with you?
A. Cat
B. Dog
C. Platypus
D. Fish

Q4. Which animal resonates with you?
A. Seal
B. Elephant
C. Fox
D. Tiger

Q5. Which cake sounds the best?
A. Chocolate
B. Vanilla
C. Birthday
D. Strawberry

Q6. Do You Ever Shed?
A. Yes
B. No

Q7. Would You Be Happy With A Tail?
A. Yes!!!
B. I guess...
C. No!!!

Q8. Have You Ever Howled At The Moon?
A. Yes
B. No

Q9. Which food sounds the best?
A. Vegatables
B. Fruit
C. Bread
D. Meat

Q10. Does bread look good?
A. Yes
B. No

Q11. Why are you taking this quiz?
A. I think I'm floofy
B. Prove I'm not floofy
C. I don't know
D. This is a quiz?

Q12. How floofy do you think you are on a scale of 1-10?
(Number 1-10)

Q13. Do you unironically saw "UwU" or "OwO"
A. Yes
B. No

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