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The North Pacific Vision Song Contest (TNPV XXXVII!)

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Edition 36 < Edition 37 > Edition 38


Event Information and Schedule

Rules and How to Participate

List of Participants

The camera turns on, revealing Wilson Bogdan

Wilson: Is this microphone thing on?

Wilson taps on the mic

Wilson: Right - breathes deeply - we're back.
I can't believe we've decided to host this again ... what with all the effort it took last time ...

Muffled chatter from behind the camera

Wilson: Wait, what? Are we on? You could've told me. Right - breathes - let's go.

Wilson: Ladies, and gentlemen, and everyone in between, welcome to TheLandOfFunFunFun, and more importantly welcome to TNPV XXXVII!. We, Funia, have decided to host yet another edition of this prestigious event. We hope that this TNPV is something to remember, cherish, and enjoy!

We also hope to make fewer mistakes than we did last time :P

And so, without much further ado, we present to you, the thirty-seventh edition of the TNPV!

Through reading this dispatch, you will find out; how this competition works; its rules; its schedule; its participants; and how you may enter, vote, and if all goes to plan WIN!

Remember, whether this is your first try, second, or tenth,

Have Fun (Numero Deux!)

Head Chief of the Funian Cultural Department

- Wilson Bogdan

Editors Note: Sorry for the motto, yes I know it's unoriginal :P

Event Information and Schedule

  • 1st June - 8th June : Submission Period (where you submit songs 🙂)

  • 9th June - 15th June : Semi-Final Voting!

  • 16th June : Semi-Final Results!

  • 17th June - 24th June : Final Voting!

  • 26th June GRAND FINAL!

Motto : Have Fun (Numero Deux!)

Host City : Willham City (with semi-finals held in Peskiv)

Venue: Willham City Stadium

Your Host: Wilson Bogdan

I live in the AEST timezone, meaning that when voting and submitting your song, do so as soon as possible so that things go along without any bumps.

Rules and How to Participate

To join, you must send a telegram to me (TheLandOfFunFunFun) using the participation form on the side. Be sure that your song complies with all the rules found below.
Participation Form

Nation Name:
Artist - Song:
Youtube link:

Voting Template:

12 points – Nation (your favourite song)
10 points – Nation (2nd favourite)
8 points – Nation (3rd favourite etc.)
7 points – Nation
6 points – Nation
5 points – Nation
4 points – Nation
3 points - Nation
2 points – Nation
1 point – Nation (10th Favourite)

Reserve votes:
First - Nation (11th favourite)
Second - Nation (12th favourite)
Third - Nation (13th favourite)

Rules for participating. You...

  • May only participate with one nation, preferably your main account

  • This nation must reside within one of the Pacifics

  • Are obliged to read the telegrams that the host will send to you as they will contain important information.

When selecting your song...

  • Make sure it's less than 6 minutes long

  • It's not political, patriotic or religious

  • It contains lyrics

  • It hasn't been used before in TNPV or Eurovision. LinkClick here to check its validity (Note: This list isn't updated to the very latest edition, so I'll double check it once telegrammed)

  • You send your song via a telegram to TheLandOfFunFunFun (be careful when telegramming, don't send it to one of my puppets 😊) using the participation form. If your song fails to meet the requirements, you may choose another song.

When voting...

  • You must send your votes to the host using the voting template (without the text in brackets).

  • You can't vote for yourself

  • You can't vote for a nation twice

  • If you don't vote, you will be disqualified!

More info about the contest can be found in this dispatch

If you have any other questions, feel free to reach out to TheLandOfFunFunFun or any TNPV staff member via Linkdiscord or telegram.

List of Songs!

(Of course, you can't submit any songs already on this list)


LinkBobby McFerrin: Don't Worry Be Happy


LinkColdplay: Yellow


LinkElvis Presley: My Way (cover)


LinkIniko: Jericho

Zahonyi Csongor:

LinkSIX the Musical: Ex Wives (from the Studio Cast Recording)


LinkRicki-Lee: On My Own


LinkRoy Orbison: Oh, Pretty Woman


LinkWeen: Ocean Man

Cult of Silence:

LinkFleurie: Breathe (Legends of Runeterra Version)


LinkArch Tremors ft. Lollo Gardtman: Until the World Ends

United Socialist Yugoslavia:

LinkHe-Man: Fabulous Secret Powers (HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA)

The Anddoran Commune:

LinkNo Doubt ft. Haley Reinhart: Don't Speak ('60s Style Cover)


LinkCarly Rae Jepsen: Gimmie Love

Federation of Vanguard:

LinkKeith Power: We All Lift Together (From "Warframe")
The video has a Mature 17+ rating

Western jazzland:

LinkChet Baker: That Old Feeling


LinkBlackpink: 뚜두뚜두 (DDU-DU DDU-DU)


LinkBrodka: W Pięciu Smakach

Indostontris 2nd account:

LinkMegadeth: Mission To Mars


LinkWomack & Womack: Teardrops

Reichtangle The Best:

LinkBRAZILIAN PHONK: Bate Forte e Danηa

Greater Portugaliza:

LinkBryan Adams: Summer Of '69


LinkAamir Khan, Shaan: Bum Bum Bole (From Taare Zameen Par)


LinkMr. Kitty: After Dark

Greater Qwerty:

LinkFleetwod Mac: Second Hand News (2004 Remaster)

Sash Lilac:

LinkOutskrts: WHAT WE CAME TO DO


LinkTupac ft. Dr Dre: California Love

Anne of Cleves in TNP:

LinkAronChupa, Little Sis Nora: I'm an Albatraoz


LinkDre Dre, Snoopdog: Still D.R.E
Explicit language warning :P


LinkPaul McCartney & Wings: Band On The Run

Name 0 RP:

LinkJames Arthur: Say You Won't Let Go

Guam-North Mariana:


Magecastle Embassy Building A5:

LinkFreddie Mercury: Living On My Own


LinkHo-kago Tea Time: ふわふわ時間 (fuwa fuwa time)

Global aeronautics-space administration:

LinkMarkiplier Songify Remix by SCHMOYOHO: SPACE IS COOL
I would like to note, a similar song has been submitted in this dispatch.

Other Friends Animators 2 0:

LinkElton John: It's Tough To Be A God

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg:

LinkTina Turner: The Best


LinkBTS: FIRE (불타오르네)


LinkKarla Grunewaldt, Nobuhle: Luz


LinkAbba: Money, Money, Money



The Pyros:

LinkOverlord 2 Soundtrack: Main Title Music
There are sounds of voice ... but it's debatable if it's quote-on-quote "singing", I'll count it though :)

Special thanks to Mesvice and TheLandOfFunFunFun for providing excellent inspiration. And also all those who voted for me last edition! :D



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