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The North Pacific Vision Song Contest (TNPV XXXVII!)
The camera turns on, revealing Wilson Bogdan
Wilson: Is this microphone thing on?
Wilson taps on the mic
Wilson: Right - breathes deeply - we're back.
I can't believe we've decided to host this again ... what with all the effort it took last time ...
Muffled chatter from behind the camera
Wilson: Wait, what? Are we on? You could've told me. Right - breathes - let's go.
Wilson: Ladies, and gentlemen, and everyone in between, welcome to 
TheLandOfFunFunFun, and more importantly welcome to TNPV XXXVII!. We, Funia, have decided to host yet another edition of this prestigious event. We hope that this TNPV is something to remember, cherish, and enjoy!
We also hope to make fewer mistakes than we did last time :P
And so, without much further ado, we present to you, the thirty-seventh edition of the TNPV!
Through reading this dispatch, you will find out; how this competition works; its rules; its schedule; its participants; and how you may enter, vote, and if all goes to plan WIN!
Remember, whether this is your first try, second, or tenth,
Have Fun (Numero Deux!)
Head Chief of the Funian Cultural Department
- Wilson Bogdan
Editors Note: Sorry for the motto, yes I know it's unoriginal :P
Event Information and Schedule
1st June - 8th June : Submission Period (where you submit songs 🙂)
9th June - 15th June : Semi-Final Voting!
16th June : Semi-Final Results!
17th June - 24th June : Final Voting!
26th June GRAND FINAL!
Motto : Have Fun (Numero Deux!)
Host City : Willham City (with semi-finals held in Peskiv)
Venue: Willham City Stadium
Your Host: Wilson Bogdan
Rules and How to Participate
To join, you must send a telegram to me (
TheLandOfFunFunFun) using the participation form on the side. Be sure that your song complies with all the rules found below. Rules for participating. You...
May only participate with one nation, preferably your main account
This nation must reside within one of the Pacifics
Are obliged to read the telegrams that the host will send to you as they will contain important information.
When selecting your song...
Make sure it's less than 6 minutes long
It's not political, patriotic or religious
It contains lyrics
It hasn't been used before in TNPV or Eurovision.
Click here to check its validity (Note: This list isn't updated to the very latest edition, so I'll double check it once telegrammed)You send your song via a telegram to
TheLandOfFunFunFun (be careful when telegramming, don't send it to one of my puppets 😊) using the participation form. If your song fails to meet the requirements, you may choose another song.
When voting...
You must send your votes to the host using the voting template (without the text in brackets).
You can't vote for yourself
You can't vote for a nation twice
If you don't vote, you will be disqualified!
More info about the contest can be found in this dispatch
If you have any other questions, feel free to reach out to TheLandOfFunFunFun or any TNPV staff member via discord or telegram.
List of Songs!
(Of course, you can't submit any songs already on this list)
TheLandOfFunFunFun:Bobby McFerrin: Don't Worry Be Happy
Izern:
Marlducro:
Osheiga:
Zahonyi Csongor:SIX the Musical: Ex Wives (from the Studio Cast Recording)
Fretina:
Settentrionalia:
Luminerra:
Cult of Silence:Fleurie: Breathe (Legends of Runeterra Version)
Lemsrow:Arch Tremors ft. Lollo Gardtman: Until the World Ends
United Socialist Yugoslavia:He-Man: Fabulous Secret Powers (HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA)
The Anddoran Commune:No Doubt ft. Haley Reinhart: Don't Speak ('60s Style Cover)
Chaeque:
Federation of Vanguard:Keith Power: We All Lift Together (From "Warframe")
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Western jazzland:
Clovd:
Blackpink: 뚜두뚜두 (DDU-DU DDU-DU)
Polgaria:
Indostontris 2nd account:
Ethnon:
Reichtangle The Best:BRAZILIAN PHONK: Bate Forte e Danηa
Greater Portugaliza:
Mesvice:Aamir Khan, Shaan: Bum Bum Bole (From Taare Zameen Par)
Plaoq:
Greater Qwerty:Fleetwod Mac: Second Hand News (2004 Remaster)
Sash Lilac:
Gojira:Tupac ft. Dr Dre: California Love
Anne of Cleves in TNP:AronChupa, Little Sis Nora: I'm an Albatraoz
Atlanktrop:
Dre Dre, Snoopdog: Still D.R.E
Explicit language warning :P
Wrangleria:Paul McCartney & Wings: Band On The Run
Name 0 RP:James Arthur: Say You Won't Let Go
Guam-North Mariana:TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB: UNDERCOVER MARTYN
Magecastle Embassy Building A5:Freddie Mercury: Living On My Own
Mazke:Ho-kago Tea Time: ふわふわ時間 (fuwa fuwa time)
Global aeronautics-space administration:
Markiplier Songify Remix by SCHMOYOHO: SPACE IS COOL
I would like to note, a similar song has been submitted in this dispatch.
Other Friends Animators 2 0:Elton John: It's Tough To Be A God
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg:Hanari:
Oannia:Karla Grunewaldt, Nobuhle: Luz
Ropanama:
Legosia:
The Pyros:Overlord 2 Soundtrack: Main Title Music
There are sounds of voice ... but it's debatable if it's quote-on-quote "singing", I'll count it though :)
Mesvice and TheLandOfFunFunFun for providing excellent inspiration. And also all those who voted for me last edition! :D [hr][nation][/nation]: [url=][/url]
If you want to get back up - for whatever reason, here's a handy button :)
