Our Values & Mindset

Peace. Love. Harmony. Unibot began life in the minds of the young as a simple but evocative idea: that a more beautiful world is possible. Their passion, family connections, and hardened entrepreneurial spirit eventually drove the creation of not simply a business, but a movement for a new generation searching desperately for co-housing and cheap psychedelics.

The success of Unibot has always depended on our six core values: love, peace, community, sustainability, subversiveness, and diversity.

These aren't simply values we identify with, no, no, no! These are values we share with our clients, our followers, and our paid influencers. The world we want to live in is the vision that must influence our every decision and continuously inform our corporate social responsibility and international commitments.

Peace

We appreciate this can be a chaotic world but here at Unibot, it is our mission - nay, our passion in life - to deliver products that contribute to a more peaceful world. Everyday we wake up and ask ourselves, "how can contribute to world peace?" And invariably the answer is cheaper radiological weapons that deliver more for less.

Other beauty companies may promise you radiant skin, but only Unibot has enough plutonium to make it happen.

Community

Unibot values the sense of belonging and support that a community provides. We view our customers, employees, and partners as an extended family. We don't want our employees to be inconvenienced with having to leave their workplaces to travel home - we want you here, where you belong! At work! Our workplace accommodations provide a strong sense of community and an opportunity for a medium-temperature shower at least once a week. We actively seek to build relationships based on trust, respect, and shared goals. By nurturing a strong community, we're creating an environment where everyone can thrive, collaborate, and contribute to the greater good.

Love

We believe that when we infuse our products with love, it not only enhances them but also spreads positivity to the world around us. Love inspires creativity, compassion, and a deep sense of responsibility towards our customers and the world. [Use this promo code, #LOVE-0303, today for 10% off all rhinoplasty.]

Sustainability

Our actions have a profound impact on the environment, trust us - we know - and we are committed to minimizing our ecological footprint in the future at the soonest possible opportunity, when the market permits.

Sustainability is not just a buzzword for us, but if it was it would be the buzziest word in our vocabulary. Zzzzzzzzzzzz!

Subversiveness

If you want to build a better box, you must think outside of the box, and if you want to think outside of the box, you have to conceive of a better box to think outside of, or at the very least think outside of the best box you can think to think outside of. Innovation. True innovation arises from breaking the status quo. We're not afraid to be disruptive and push the boundaries of what's possible, according to our lawyers. It is this spirit alone which drives us to create a suite of products that inspire confidence and self-expression in every customer.

Diversity

We celebrate diversity in all its forms, recognizing that it is a wellspring of creativity and strength. Our commitment to diversity extends to our workforce, our products, and our customer base. We've sold weapons to enemy combatants as young as thirteen - we don't judge! Got a significant prison record? Apply today, we're hiring. We don't discriminate! We believe the whole world belongs at Unibot: we have something for everyone. But mostly, sub-minimum wage.