PROLIFERATION OF BRUTALIST ARCHITECTURE

Corporate City of Cary, NR
John C. Newsman - Cary Times
4/27/2024

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Yesterday during a press release Greyrock, Sterrlacistan's largest corporation, and Vander Corp, the primary construction company in Cary, announced plans to revolutionize
our nation's architecture. Vander Corp has announced the adoption of the brutalist architecture style, which displays cheap and beautiful designs [see image]. Brutalist architecture
is characterized by sharp angles and the bold use of concrete, which gives the building a strong and imposing aura. Local citizen Bob Richards describes the style as follows, "The
adoption of the [brutalist] style will be a great thing for Sterrlacistan. It's certainly awe-inspiring."

Citizens are not the only ones excited for the new style. Economists all over Sterrlacistan are raving about the cost-saving potential of the recently developed approach to
architecture. "You know, one of the most expensive things in construction is the framing," says Barvard-educated economist Billy Moneyman, "Significant expertise and wood is
required to produce the frames, both of which are expensive. Especially wood with the lumber shortage our great nation is facing."

Greyrock has announced that all future buildings will be constructed with brutalism in mind. When asked for comments, Greyrock CEO Barry Link responded, "It's a wonderful
day of our businesses, and subsequently our nation and people!"

Glory to Sterrlacistan!

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