If this gets 500 upvotes i'll sell my phone on eBay for a dollar || No 1 Hottest dispatch of 2025

I will do it, ask IZERN

Milestones

100 reads: September 20th
25 upvotes: September 21st
200 reads: September 21st
300 reads: September 21st
50 upvotes: September 21st
67 upvotes: Sepember 21st
400 reads: September 22nd
75 upvotes: September 22nd
500 reads: September 22nd
600 reads: September 22nd
700 reads: September 22nd
800 reads: September 22nd
900 reads: September 22nd
1k reads!!!: September 22nd
1.1k reads: September 22nd
1.2k reads: September 22nd
1.3k reads: September 22nd
1.4k reads: September 22nd
100 upvotes!!!: September 22nd
1.5k reads: September 22nd
1.6k reads: September 22nd
1.7k reads: September 22nd
125 upvotes: September 23rd
1.8k reads: September 23rd
1.9k reads: September 25th
125 upvotes: September 25th
150 upvotes: September 25th
2k reads!!!: September 28th
2.1k reads: September 30th
175 upvotes: October 1st
200 upvotes!!!: October 3rd
2.2k reads: October 3rd
2.3k reads: October 5th
225 upvotes: October 5th
2.4k reads: October 6th
2.5k reads: October 9th
2.7k reads: October 10th
2.8k reads: October 10th
2.9k reads: October 11th
3k reads!!!: October 13th
3.1k reads: October 14th
3.2k reads: October 15th
3.3k reads: October 18th
3.4k reads: October 18th
3.5k reads: October 20th
3.6k reads: October 21st
250 upvotes: October 22nd
3.7k reads: October 22nd
3.8k reads: October 22nd
3.9k reads: October 23rd
275 upvotes: October 23rd
4k reads!!!: October 24th
4.1k reads: October 31st
4.2k reads: October 31st
4.3k reads: October 31st
4.4k reads: November 4th
300 upvotes!!!: November 23rd
4.5k reads: November 23rd
4.6k reads: November 29th
4.7k reads: November 29th
4.8k reads: November 29th
4.9k reads: November 29th
5k reads!!!: November 30th
5.1k reads: December 1st
5.2k reads: December 1st
5.3k reads: December 2nd

Shoutouts to the region that have pinned this dispatch!

Zephyrs Puppets: I think the puppets like this

The New Region: Past beans COME BACK!!!

Debatia: Nice region! I'm also a History nerd :p

Stubby toe: Ow my toe :'D

Nation Union: ForFishing is a pie

Cats are cute: Thanks, but i'm a dog person

Timoria: Y'all kinda dead

Project Insurgency: SCP reference?!?!

Outer Rim: Out of business I see...love it

Freelandia: Thats a really free region you got there

Mission Calvary: May I join your missio- or not...

Slatavian Lands: Babies, adorable

the Grand Ascendancy: Not a bad region, Texo approved .-.

Kryndel: OMG THATS THE BIGGEST REGION THAT EVER PINNED THIS TYSM Nvm, not anymore, sorry

fjgfhgk: bro pls fix the name T-T

Endless Highway: sorry for the delay!

One Million Universes: How do I mention all your universes?

Union of Exotic Artwork Collectors: Wow, pls legendary :(. ALSO BIGGEST REGION TO PIN THIS TYSM

Note section (this is completely copied from Zandos)

October 24th: Officially the 69th most popular factbook lmao

November 13: OMG 6777777 (the 67th most popular factbook)

December 3rd: New directive, surpass Kaschovia's "To war"! We are very close
Upvotes away from surpassing: Mission Accomplished

December 6th: New directive, Make this the top+best dispatch of 2025
Upvotes away from top: 1

December 7th: Officially the Top Dispatch of 2025