Speakers Just Having Steamy Fun

Narrator: The story you are reading right now happened a long time ago...
Fin: Nah, it was, like, page 250.
Narrator: What kind of person has the audacity to interrupt me-
Fin: A pretty creepy one.
Shy: Anyway guys, do you like winter?
Mouse: I'm a motherf*cking mouse, you guys.
Shy: ...'Cuz I'm making a roleplay about that.
Sally: Hey guys, I brought the pizza-
Shy: [releases some cold]
Sally: Dammit, now I have to put it in the microwave.
Shy: Anyway, people travel around until they get frostbite.
Mouse: Can we eat the victims?
Shy: Hell yeah!
Mouse: SOLD!

[Sally posts random anime pic]

Shy: What?
Mira: Hey guys, just took care of some- oh. Nice.
Sally: I thought that since we have to wait for the pizza, I'll hand over the first course.

[Mira eats the anime pic]

Mouse: Gross.
Temp: Hey, mouse.
Mouse: Mice.
Sind: My shortened name is an Indian region.
Storm: Hey, guys- and I've just been robbed.
Mira: Ey, Storm! Wanna see something... interesting?
Storm: ?

[Mira posts a link to wiki, everyone's eyes pop]

Fin: Hah, I can regenerate.
Charli: NOT FUNNY.
Mira: I still have no idea how you only talk in capital letters.
Charli: I AM ASEXUAL AND I WAS STILL GROSSED OUT, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Atria: You're not asexual, you're just 13.
Fin: [bites lip]
Charli: WELL, SCREW YOU TOO.
Atria: You're funny. You shouldn't be anywhere near my roleplay, then.
Neros: Hey guys, just finished up that oil spill- oh. Back off.
Atlan: For narrator's sake, can we NOT do this?
Narrator: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
Don: I'm a funny guy, I guess.
IJ: Hey guys, just finished up that creepy- oh. Ew.
Neros: Creepy stuff, yeah. Charli started it.

[Charm jumps in]

Charm: Here comes Charm to save the threaaaad! I have an idea.
Don: ?
Charm: Actually, I don't, but-
Tomia: Hey guys, just finished up writing three IC pages in a private RP with my alt.
Charm: What about magic and tech fusion dance?
Don: Cool. Anything but creepy stuff.
Storm: Hey guys, I have an idea too! It's called "Winnie the Pooh".
Mira: ...I see dead teddy bears...
Storm: HE TALKS
Alt: Who the hell is I?

[short pause]

Storm: Who the hell robbed me-
Rob: Hey guys. I want to tell you that I'm leaving this subforum for a girl and some metal stuff.
Neros: Wha-
Rob: I have other priorities.
Neros: Just make sure that the Dragon Balls are not inert.
Atria: God dammit, Neros.
Shy: IJ INVASION, PREPARE COUNTERATTACK
IJ: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
Charli: I CANNOT STOP SCREAMING, I AM JUST LIKE THAT-

Narrator: Okay, enough. Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherf-
Fin: Come on, you're no fun.
Narrator: This isn't even the episode I wanted to tell! You just showed me some stupid slice-of-life shenanigans!
Fin: Is it the Battle against the Holy High you want?

[short pause]

[flashback]

Temp: [puts poster on the wall] I now officially proclaim the Roleplay of the Year awards to begin!
CoM Members: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY TEMP!
Lavan: I nominate mayonnaise! Is mayonnaise roleplay?
Temp: No, but keep trying with that.
Shy: I nominate EHEG! We are a roleplay that tries to save a dying genre!
Atria: I nominate IJ:B. Come on, you can give up now.
Temp: Cool. What about you, Het?
Het: I nominate... [pulls out Yu-Gi-Oh card] Holy High!

[awe and shock, then silence]

Temp: What's that?

[Het shows the card, obscene attack and defense values]

Atria: Pfft.
Temp: ...Okay. Anyone else has any nominations?
Rob: I nominate myself for "Most Likely To Leave"
Temp: That's... not how it works.
Charli: What about whatever?
Temp: Well, it's better than nothing.
Syr: Hey guys, why are you standing around a huge piece of toilet paper?
Temp: It's called A POSTER! Baka.
Charli: You're gross.
Fin: Eyy.
Charli: I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING.
Rob: I'm leaving.
Atria: Wait for me!
Temp: Why man, why?
Atria: First, because I got high. Second, too many weeds.
Temp: You mean weebs?

[Charli smoking weebs]

Charli: I WAS GONNA BE AN ADULT MAN, BUT THEN I GOT -DERE.
Rob: You stupid.
Charli: NO I'M NOT.
Rob: What's your age plus ten?
Charli: 23?
Rob: You stupid.
Sask: What in the world...
Temp: NOMINATE THINGS PEOPLE PLEASE!
Charli: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST F*CKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE-
Rob: Dude.
Charli: I AM A GIRL.
Fin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Charli: DID YOU JUST SPEAK OUT A FACE? ALSO ME SMARTER THAN ALL OF YUO AND ME HAVING ASPERGERS
Atria: This is my cue to leave.
Rob: This series is kill.
Tri: wat
GAme: Ignore them...

Fin: Can we skip this, narrator?
Narrator: No.

Het: This is the best.
Temp: This is the worst.
Shy: CAN WE JUST STOP BREATHING?
Slender: ca8n we tlk abut star wors

[silence]

Temp: This is starting to calm down...
Fin: Steam is never calm.

Narrator: This is boring. [snaps fingers]

[fast-forward]

Charli: I LOVE writing papers... Wow, I think I've calmed down.
Shy: Guys, we have a problem.
Het: Huh?
Shy: Holy High is winning.
Het: But I though that card was... [looks at card, sees 15000 ATK] Oh crap.
Syr: Holy High has arrived.
Skyline: And we are here to f*ck your sh*t up.
Het: But you suck...
Syr: Alright, TOPICIST, we would like to tell you that it's not our fault that we suck! It's the society's!
Ranoria: HH Unit 3, checking in.
Shy: I quote HH here. "Okay. *slaps*"
Ran: This guy f*cks.
Charli: You... DON'T YOU PICK ON MY ROLEPLAY! [powers up]
Shy: This sucks.
Ran: Haha, this arbitrary vote will decide which one of us is the best!
Het: Oh, sh*t. [looks at card - "This roleplay MUST NOT BE EVER USED. It will tear your soul apart, unless you beat it, but you can't because you're a sore loser"] We are screwed.
Temp: I think I'd rather vote for a nation roleplay.
Skyline: OH NO YOU DON'T
Ran: TOO MANY WORDS, I REPEAT, TOO MANY WORDS
Tomia: You suck, seriously.
Ran: NO WE DON'T
Rob: [rises up from the cracks] I have rose from the crack.
Atria: What in the world? Why am I not crushing you all? Better insult those who beat me to eternity.
IJ: Yay, vote for me!
Atria: We must conduct a ritual to create a card stronger than Holy High!

[Atria sacrifices 50 virgins, gets a teal-colored card]

Atria: I use... NEROS!
Neros: [arises] For thousands of years I lay dormant... Who has the audacity to-
Ran: You look scary. But we not scared!

[Neros powers up]

[HH guys power up]

Future Trunks: [looks at Time Scroll] This-this is nuts! This was not supposed to happen! It appears Towa and Mira took control over a bunch of people to create a war between Holy High and the Council! If this goes on, the Mods might delete both threads forever! And if the Council doesn't exist, then not only do Father and Mother never get together, erasing me from existence, but there won't be enough fighters for the Portal to win the inevitable war against NSG!

[Trunks hands over the Time Scroll to the Future Warrior - Fin]

Future Trunks: You have to do anything that you can to stop this. Make sure the Council stays intact!

[time travel shenanigans]

[Fin and Trunks sit in the ruins of TET]

Fin: And this is how I met your mother.
Trunks: Cool, Dad! But... where is Mom right now?

[faint sobbing sounds coming from the basement]

Fin: She is... uh... on vacation.
Trunks: Also, why did you name me Trunks? And what's with this weird haircut and the purple color? And why is your hair a widow's peak now?
Fin: You think too much, son.

[Narrator appears]

Narrator: Are... are you serious?
Fin: [nods]