#RealChange2016

This is Nation of Quebec, posting with my WA puppet of Uchila Eru.

If you elect me, I will declare a war on clutter and frivolous resolutions.

I will push to repeal all pointless laws and resolutions that hold us back, including the law of gravity.

I will help bring nations together by providing them with free electricity generated by all that hot air generated by the World Assembly.

I pledge to make the llama the official animal of the World Assembly. They are way cooler than squirrels.

If elected, I will immediately resign. Elections are so much fun - why not hold them all the time?

A vote for Uchila Eru is a vote for change.

Please vote for me. I mean, you don't have to, but it would be nice!