Hey! You all! This is The Salaxalans, Lieutenant Colonel of the 54th Zombie Bashing Battalion! What are you all doing standing around? Don't you know the zombies will be here in two weeks??? We have to get ready! We'll be overrun soon... But as long as we get cure missile batteries up and running we can make it through this!
When they invade, we all need to immediately put our best scientists to work researching a cure; that's the only way we can save the region. Relief efforts will be coordinated on the RMB and in our Zombie HQ Chat, so make sure to be here!
Spiritus will prevail! May the strength of the Great Potato be with you in these dark times!