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Glakinau's UNOE Political Jokes Article (GUPJA)

I roast people in my region for fun. No hard feelings. If you want me to roast your nation just telegram me.

Mekong clique
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p.s. i hate you all for asking so politely, because now i'm going to brutally roast you and it's gonna make me feel bad :(

And now...

Glakinau's UNOE Political Jokes Article (or GUPJA)

Political jokes of the day...

  • [man gets mugged in broad daylight in Tecoronadû, the capital of Glakinau]

    Argentinstan news anchor: "Here's more on our top story of why Glakinau is an unsafe country! The glorious leader has banned travel to their nation!"

    The Glakinau news anchor: "*sips iced tea* Huh? What? Oh sh#t, we're live? *throws mug across the room* Hey there! Apparently, some guy got mugged. Y'know. Just your usual Tuesday. Anyways, bye! *walks off the stage to eat a bag of potato crisps*"

  • An Argentinstan man is on a tour of the major cities in Garlindo.

    "What's this over here?" says the Argentinstan man, pointing to a giant shiny tank inside a glass case on a pedestal.
    The tour guide explains that it is one of the most powerful tanks in the region, and is encased in a thick tempered glass case.
    "Wow, does your country have a lot of them?" the man asks.
    "Yes, of course!" the tour guide replies. "All over the country. Some regions have thicker ones than others."
    "Uh... thicker? What?"
    "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were referring to the tank. I was talking about the glass cases. Our glass industry is very strong."
    "But what about your military?"
    "What military?"

  • 5years... the only country so polite that if you bump into a parking meter it will apologize to you.

  • The United Artherian Federation... the ironic part is the name implies it's united and a federation...

  • Litore tax rates - 9.22% / Vietmihn tax rates - 51.8% / Jovian socialist republic tax rates - SCREW YOU, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

  • What's the difference between Glakinau's space program and a giant pit filled with crap? Absolutely nothing!

Thanks for listening.

If you want the GUPJA to roast you just send me a telegram. Thanks.

G'day to you all.

Hello good humans!

Glakinau's UNOE Political Jokes Article (or GUPJA) [SPECIAL FLAG-ROASTING EDITION!]

Political jokes of the day.

Only in this region will you have The Republic of Paleno as the High Justice despite having one of the lowest political freedoms and civil rights in the region.

An optimist and a pessimist are having a conversation under a tree.

"I mean, hey, The Gigantic Military Complex of Overlord69 is a really good nation! Look at how interested they are on learning about the past of humanity!" the optimist says.
"Are you serious?" the pessimist replies.
"Yeah! I mean, who else is that happy and serious about learning about the Paleolithic Era?"
"You f#cking idiot! Do you realize that what they're saying isn't about sunshine and rainbows?"
"Wait what?"
"EVER WONDER WHY THEY KEEP REPEATING 'WE'RE GONNA BOMB YOU BACK INTO THE STONE AGE?'"

And now... Flag Roasting Edition.

*ahem*

The Royal Republic of Icetropical... a country with a flag that looks like a horde of unicorns farted on the Union Jack.

The Second Republic of Santiland Repubilc... bootleg French flag that cost a dollar from eBay.

The Democratic Republic of Great Eustrastan and western alacademia... hey, you know what'd be great? If we played a game of tic-tac-toe on this white piece of fabric.

The Federal Republic of Glakinau... Lithuania's flag, but with 33.33% more black!

The Armed Republic of Valkiir... their flag looks like my geometry homework

The Liberal Socialist Republic of Tobiasia... bootleg Lebanon flag that cost you a 10 piece McNuggets.

The Federal Republic of PyeMcgowan... what would happen if you let a drunk man try to draw the Olympics logo.

The Sixth Republic of Hiram Land... this is why you don't allow people to use modern art as your national flag.

Thank you for your patience.

Let me know if you want me to roast you in the future or make a joke about some nation.

They're just jokes, chillax my friends. I have no hostile intentions towards you great people.

Glakinau

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