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Cooperative News Weekly, Issue 1 [10/17/17]

Cooperative News Weekly, Issue 1
Date: 10/17/17

Welcome to the first issue of Cooperative News Weekly! Here, important news events will be posted based on happenings here within The Cooperative!

Politics

Minister of Recruitment?
As of today, The Great Founder has initiated a Government Official only survey. This survey will last for three days and asks the important question of whether or not a Minister pf Recruitment should be appointed. So far total votes tally up to two. The Great Founder has expressed his hope of a new Minister being useful to The Cooperative.

WA Delegacy Compulsory?
Today, a new law was passed by The Great Founder stating that WA (World Assembly) Delegacy was mandatory for all Government Officials. He has also stated that they have until Friday to meet this new standard. Time will tell who loses their job.

Regional Happenings

More Embassies?
The consgruction of four brand new Embassies has commenced! This means more diplomacy and more world power for our region! There is no doubt that our Founder is very pleased with this big increase in foreign power! The New Embassies are as follows: The United Nations of Thuuug Life, Bates Motel, The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region, and, The Great United Commonwealth.

A Growing Cooperative!
As of today, our Great Cooperative is celebrating Thirty-two citizens! Here's to Thirty more!

Tourism

The Sparkling Seas of Eandem Terram
Eandem Terram is a country many of us think of as a dystopian dictatorship where the environment is radioactive and most people are dying from curable diseases amongst a government that cares little for its populace, but that simply isnt the case. In reality, most people are very happy and die from old age, and the environment couldent be better. In fact, Eandem Terram is famed for its Sparkling Oceans teeming with aquatic marine life. Come see the Shark, the animal of Eandem Terram, or perhaps you would like to visit one of the many Aquiriums within Eandem Terram dedicated to teaching about and preserving wildlife. Whatever it is, if it is ocean related, Eandem Terram has it!

The Lush Forests of Campus Caelo
Campus Caelo has long been famed for its recent fall to dictatorship. But, much like Eandem Terram, the citizens and environment within the country are thriving. Campus Caelo has miles of lush, green forests where the Wolf - the national animal of the country - can often be seen hunting in packs. The country offers many wildlife sanctuaries and museums dedicated to explaining the importance of their environment. Campus Caelo is definitely environment conscious!

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Eandem Terram Trout - Taste what Communism has to offer!

A Taste of Revictoire - Best pizza in
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Mexitec Fashions - Feel the consumerist passion.

Jumba Cheeses - Cheese with that hint of Jumbahplia.

New Belerus Motors - Luxury, sport, passion.

Tribladian Technology - Futurism to the 1st degree.

New Cheyennian Mining Corp. - Bringing precious metals to the Cooperative since 17'.

New Cheyennian Contracting - Only the finest weapons for the most ruthless dictatorship.

Monti Casinos - Come rich, leave without a kidney.

New Cheyennian Restoration - Restoring furniture to its former glory.

New Belerusian Beverages - Quenching the thirst within.

New Cheyennian Manufacturing Corp. - Only producing the highest quality products.

Nuevonian Timber - Finest wood exports across The Cooperative.

The Filantacratoan Book Company - Keeping the populace educated.

Arts of Filantacrato - The finest woven baskets we can make.

Cooperative news

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