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by The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis. . 233 reads.

Essence of Eurician [WIP]

The deadly Essence of Eurician is released by the lungs of deceased Eurician citizens and possibly anybody within the borders of the country. The gas usually stays in the same vicinity until it is captured.

Via inhalation, one cubic centimeter is enough to kill any sentient being in a particularly weird way within ten minutes, generally via anvil. Any more than that will hasten the death as well as exponentially increase the death's oddness. Inhaling even a relatively small amount of EoE can result in symptoms including delirium and nausea.

Via ingestion, usually with Confederate-invented ghastly caek, death comes surprisingly fast relative to amount of EoE used.

Via injection, practically any visible amount of condensed EoE is very quickly lethal. Strangely, injected EoE seems to favor killing with hot liquid instead of anvils.

Because of the effects of the toxin, Euricanis has used them in warfare with satisfyingly horrible results.

Euricanis wrote:Okay, the results of my latest EoE experiment are as follows:

Inhalation:
21 anvils
19 freak events involving kitchen appliances
19 impaled on tree branches
15 spontaneous combustions
14 vanished limbs/vital organs
12 “accidents” involving a knife and a roll of duct tape

Ingestion:
74 anvils
23 deaths involving blenders/jet engines
3 injuries involving flammable air fresheners

Injection:
63 boiling water injuries
24 anvils
13 injuries caused by cigarettes/similar

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