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I'll build my own island, with h**kers and blackjack!

Ladies and gentlemen:
East Supple Lund's primer island resort, New Pepe Island, is officially open for business!
This resort island is East Supple Lund's first fully artificial island. Take that, ocean!
New Pepe Island features pristine beaches, world class entertainment, 5 Star resturants and lots and lots of snobby rich folks!
Give us a visit! (We want your money)

Quiki Facts:
-New Pepe Island is only 20 minutes away from Rack City International Airport
-New Pepe Island has an advanced monorail system with reliability rate of 99.981%
-New Pepe Island was only minimally destructive on the environment during its creation, and uses renewable resources such as wind and solar energy to power the island's various attractions.
-There is a town on New Pepe Island full of citizens from other countries

Ariel view of the Island

Things to do:

The Troll Face Casino:
Built by Californian redwood
Feeling lucky? Come on down to the Troll Face Casino! We have everything from poker to blackjack to slots. We promise you'll only loose most of your money, and not all of it!

Spongegar Nature Preserve:
Built by Triekru
Come see all kinds of rare and unusual plants and animals not usually seen in East Supple Lund. Exotic birds, exotic fish, exotic dancers, you name, it, we have it!

Didney Whorl:
Built by East Supple Lund
Fun for the whole family! Enjoy East Supple Lund's second favorite theme park!
*Any similarities to established institutions, past or present, are fully coincidental*

The Marina:
Built by East Supple Lund
Fully equipped for all your water based needs.

Accomdations:

Welcome to Golden Crown Hotel's Box Office
"Deerfenland's Favorite Hotel"

Basic Costs

Regular Costs

Holiday Costs

Party of 4+ Costs

Military Costs

Suite Costs

700 ST

500 ST

550 ST

435 ST

Normal Room Costs

350 ST

250 ST

275 ST

200 ST

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Book a Suite

Book a Room

Book a Reservation

Book a Visit to the Pool (Not guests)

Talk to the Front Desk

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Telegram Deerfenland


What Customers Have to Say:

Greater Saint-Paul wrote:“The bed is confortable, the pool is really nice in the tropical weather and the bar food is delicious. Exelent location, reminds me of mainland Rio de Janeiro. Overal, 4/5”
-Random Paulistian

Ultimate byzantine wrote:The Diamond Luxury Hotel

How to get yourself banned from ns wrote:-pile of dirt-
-the pile of dirt hotel company (Our competitor)

Lorigia wrote:It was cozy and beautiful I give it 3 stars
-Random Lorigian

Aerilia wrote:"It was the best furniture store I ever been to"

Martantaka wrote:page=dispatch/id=978890

Hey Deerfenny, I sense that this hotel would be the greatest hotel in South Osea, nice, I rate 4 Stars personally
-President James E Hart

I rate 3.9
-General Scantton

3.8
-Ministry Of Housing

2.2
-Federation Hotel CEO

Democatic Donkeys wrote:”I didn’t get scabies there, but I can’t guarantee other people didn’t ;-)

Also the towels were a little scratchy.” -My review of your hotel



Thank you to:

Confederation of Independent Colonies
Deerfenland
Martantaka
Aerilia
East supple lund
Quraishi arabia
Antiyard

Read factbook


The Golden Crown hotel is the pride and joy of the Deerfenland hospitality industry. Oh, and its also the only hotel on the island. Go figure!

For more information, call us at the East Supple Lundian Ministry of Tourism. (TG)

Thank you to:
Macau and hong kong,Martantaka, Wahington, Deerfenland, Californian redwood, Triekru, British Bayonet, Lotion Empire and North Armatas for assisting in the construction of this island. Without you guys, we could have never made this happen!

East supple lund

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