I have a big butt and I cannot lie

The Donkey and its story

When he was born he didnt look quite like the other donkeys. Of course, he had a cute head, charming eyes, and an adorable tail. Everything was in order; but his butt, and boy was it big

When people wanted to see him, I thought perhaps I could hide his rear in the rear and just show his face. Or have him lie down with his hiney covered in hay. Or in the grass with his tush covered in turf.

But alas to deceive is fraud and such I chose to show him just as he is. However to give the visitors a warning, I said.that He has a big butt and I cannot lie, and thus he was given the name. I have a big butt and I cannot lie.