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Nemonicus wrote:

No matter, we can hire an exterminator.

Again, not one of your relatives.

*Shakes his head sadly*

Yup, we is definitely back.

Agora Protergatis wrote:

*Embraces the diminutive figure*

I missed you soooo much!

Let me go, you idiot! You were with us the whole time.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Looks through the Multi-Colored Bag and pulls out a small innocent looking black box with a skull clasp.

*Appears next to him*

Nah, you don't wanna waste such treasures on a small occurrence like that. Happens every day, don't cha know.

*Sighs heavily*

Moral: be careful what you wish for.

Agora Protergatis wrote:

Gimmie a hint?

Burrowing mammal.

*Nemonicus struggles with several strips of sticking plaster, managing to not cover a single wound*

Theto anamesa wrote:

Yack, yack, yack...

If you need me, you know where to find me.

At the head of a caravan of yaks?

I kid.

*The salesman shoves a pamphlet though the wreckage into the customs region*

One of our brochures. I recommend the more expensive, first tier variety of confetti. Guaranteed to work at higher elevations, unlike some of your lower quality brands.

Agora Protergatis wrote:

An elk!

Anne Elk?

I think I used to date her sister.

Morocco mole wrote:

Not a burrower.

Clearly you've never met Anne. She was quite the digger.

Morocco mole wrote:

I'll give you half credit.

Sweet! You can post it on your refrigerator, right next to Kasquamadir.

Morocco mole wrote:

Maybe we should exit and try it again.

Nonsense!

I was impressed with your entrance and I know entrances.

^{Took a course in college. Passed the final exam with flying colors.}

Agora Protergatis wrote:

An elk!

Nemonicus wrote:

Anne Elk?

Bonus points, or at least a nickel, to the first person to get the reference.

Confetti manufacturers wrote:

^{Took a course in college. Passed the final exam with flying colors.}

*Stops weeping long enough to respond*

You passed the 'entrance exam'?

Um, I got news for you, my friend...

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

But I have so few reasons to use it...

*Pats the foundation leader patronizingly on the shoulder*

My boy, fireworks are over-rated.

Plus, they are flammable in the extreme.

*Pauses a beat, thinking*

Or was it inflammable? I get the two confused.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Ah...Monty Python.

'Matching Tie and Handkerchief'. Wait, no! It was their previous record.

Still- *Hands the winner a nickel*

Saurisa wrote:

Now I can order ungodly amounts of naan again.

*Mole appears in the plaza, gives Saurisa a wink and a nod, then fishes the keys to the Tajini Hut from his vest pocket and unlocks the door of the food vendor kiosk*

It'll be a bit while I fire up the ovens. Care for a hummus shake while you're waiting?