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Maximillian Barriford is the name of my character in Ck3
Post self-deleted by The Eastern Antarctic State.
half of the top ten "most WA endorsements" in the region are not in the WA which I think is funny
how many deaths is maximillian responsible for?
He's killed a fair amount of vikings that are trying to steal his land
Quelsh and Glengo Island
I played my first game as the Duke (later King) of Bohemia. It was interesting, especially because the realm succession law meant that the oldest male member of the dynasty inherited everything. I had managed to marry my eldest daughter to William the Conqueror's heir and my second eldest daughter to the king of France. A couple of duchies bordering me broke off from the HRE, giving me room to expand. I wasn't able to expand east though because Hungary ended up eating all of Poland and eventually stretched from the Baltic to the Black Sea. They were looking kind of scary, but thankfully they kept having internal issues and expanded towards the east before eventually exploding into a couple of different kingdoms. Meanwhile, my eldest daughter, by now queen of England, was caught having an affair with my eldest son and was beheaded by the king. My other daughter, the queen of France, was also caught having an affair (not with one of my sons though) and died in prison. Eventually my first character died and the succession laws meant the throne cycled through his three brothers before returning to the eldest son of the first character (this meant the throne was inherited when the new king was in his forties or fifties, not giving him much time on the throne). Turns out the eldest son, now king, still had a rivalry with the king of England for killing his sister/lover and was quite promiscuous (including having an affair with the English king's new wife). A member of my dynasty also became the King of Jerusalem, which meant every decade or so the King of Jerusalem would die and I would inherit all the lands, though I in turn would just give all the lands to some random cousin. By the end of the game (that is before I accidentally deleted the save file) I was mainly expanding into the remaining independent lands within the HRE and the now fractured east. There was also the issue of Waldean heretics that kept popping up everywhere and that I had to e̶x̶t̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ convert, along with the Bavarian and German ethnicities within my borders. The family tree was also becoming rather circular towards the end
That awkward moment you realise there have been more covid deaths in the town you were raised than the entirety of NSW. Thank god I'm no longer in England.....
Also hello again, I've got time to fill, how is everyone?
The mind is healthier when it’s away from England.
everyone formerly living in England:
I cannot speak for everyone but I am doing fine
Welcome back to Hell, Toxteth
Andermor, Toxteth, and Glengo Island
I JUST WANT A FOCKING CIB AAAAAAAAH
Not having to argue with immovable objects also significantly help *hint* *hint*
Hell is considerably better than England; for one, it doesn't rain all the time. Secondly, people are mildly less miserable. Also good to hear you're doing well then.
Quelsh and Glengo Island
(Looks around) Robert de Nero voice you talking to me?
No, clearly I was talking to glengo; the most contentious nation in the region.....
..... Speak of the devil.....
Quelsh and Glengo Island
Invasion of glengo? I’m down
Toxteth and Glengo Island
well to be honest I cannot see much of a difference
but whatever floats your pineclad
Ah! We're remembered! Such a cozy feeling, this! (off-mic: He knows too much.)
WA observers entering Glengo:
"hello I am from World Assembly we are here to survey your country to provide accurate statistics and a description of this nation"
*observers are knocked unconscious and wake in a dimly-lit room walled with concrete and a steel door with no handle*
"welcome to the paradise that is Glengo Island. repeat after me: 'Glengo Island is a safe, pleasant land that ranks highly in personal, political, and economic freedom. The people of Glengo Island are an easygoing, friendly group with ready access to all the necessary amenities of life. They all equally enjoy the wide variety of services provided by their compassionate government. This country is a utopia of happiness and wealth.'"
Now that you mention it.....
You thought we wouldn't know? When the region goes to war, who's at the back prospering from it? Where do those nations get their weapons from? You didn't think you could hide them WMD's forever did you?
Yung Gravy is the best rapper this side of 18/09/2020
Imagine liking rap lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTQ0EIhreug&ab_channel=YungGravy
google: how to mobilise military???|
google: how to mobilise military but like as a prank|
google: military definition|
google: ironic warfare|
google: australian comedy|
google: uranium near me|
okay there is now a poll to kill glengo or be killed by glengo
it has an andermor option too
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