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The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in Gay Equality First: 
Midshire top 2%. Second: 
Aslaclestia top 26%. Third: 
Cannibal Dynamo top 33% ... Last: 
REichmiller bottom 1%
In Great Lindonia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
In The red nation military, all the new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
In 
Avalonde, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
Hello everyone! I am the travelling office for the Southfield Foreign Affairs Minister! How is everyone here?
Spanish Africa and Lesbian piraters
Does anyone like 80s classics? In Nuovoiork, we are voting on which 80s movie is the best!
Discussion is welcome!
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The Highest Crime Rates in Gay Equality First: Holvo top 4%. Second: Southfield diplomacy delegate 2 top 15%. Third: 
Pretty Boy top 24% ... Last: Midshire bottom 1%
In Lesbian piraters, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
I recognise the title Dirty Dancing, but otherwise I'm afraid that I don't know any of those.
Hello and welcome.
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The Most Secular in Gay Equality First: Midshire top 0.2%. Second: Aslaclestia top 0.6%. Third: Avalonde top 2% ... Last: Banshania bottom 6%
In Qaskura, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
In The red nation military, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
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The Fattest Citizens in Gay Equality First: The red nation military top 3%. Second: Intelligence operations top 4%. Third: Holvo top 30% ... Last: Midshire bottom 1%
In Aslaclestia, babies are a small but significant export.
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The Most Armed in Gay Equality (Weaponisation) First: The red nation military top 0.5%. Second: Aslaclestia top 2%. Third: Qaskura top 4% ... Last: Great Lindonia bottom 0%
In Midshire, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high, whilst interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
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The Largest Agricultural Sector in Gay Equality First: Qaskura top 2%. Second: Midshire top 3%. Third: Holvo top 23% ... Last: REichmiller bit him 2%
In The red nation military, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
In Avemton, the government loves to see the little people fight.
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The Highest Drug Use in Gay Equality (Recreational Drugs) First: Midshire top 2%. Second: Avalonde top 5%. Third: Faselnum top 6% ... Last: The kyma isles bottom 16%
In Avemton, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
In Aslaclestia, unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses.
In 
Spanish Africa, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
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The Most Pro-Market in Gay Equality First: Aslaclestia top 6%. Second: Holvo top 17%. Third: Midshire top 27% ... Last: 
Angry Fix
In 
Rising of the Forgotten, the aims of top secret science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
I am back and ready to start from the bottom all over again
Spanish Africa, REichmiller, Rising of the Forgotten, and Lesbian piraters
you were missed (especially by me), i hope you've been doing great amy
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The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Gay Equality First: Pueros top 0.7% welcome back. Second: Great Lindonia top 0.9%. Third: Aslaclestia top 1% ... Last: Holvo bottom 6%
In The red nation military, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
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The Highest Poor Incomes in Gay Equality First: Midshire top 0.3%. Second: The red nation military top 0.6%. Third: Pueros top 2% ... Last: Aslaclestia bottom 4%
In Avalonde, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
In Qaskura, all beauty contests have been banned.
In Homosexual Love, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
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The Most Devout in Gay Equality First: Potuxapeake top 7%. Second: Crack of Doom top 12%. Third: Cannibal Dynamo top 13% ... Last: Midshire bottom 0%
In Pueros, being Tori Lankins has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Gay Equality First: 
DiscArnate top 27%. Second: The red nation military top 28%. Third: The kyma isles top 38% ... Last: Pueros bottom 0%
In Avalonde, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
In Midshire, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
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The Fattest Citizens in Gay Equality First: The red nation military top 3%. Second: Holvo top 30%. Third: DiscArnate top 43% ... Last: Pueros bottom 0%
In Pretty Boy, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
In Aslaclestia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighbourhoods.
Pueros, Great Lindonia, Pretty Boy, and Aslaclestia
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The Most Extreme in Gay Equality First: 
Smoking Tomb top 6%. Second: Cannibal Dynamo top 10%. Third: Crack of Doom top 10% ... Last: The kyma isles bottom 13%
In Angry Fix, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
Pueros and Aslaclestia
How a tale becomes a song:
Many eons it has to belong
On the minds of the men who sing
and give it life, it has to ring
True throughout the ages,
voiced or written down on vellum pages
Perhaps it is sung once too many
And the meaning is no longer heavy
with the symbols that gave it venerability
and its message no longer has the invulnerability
it once enjoyed as as a staple of people,
who cry out that it's now all bovine fecal!
Now the story is become myth
relegated to the trash bin it shares with
Talltales and ships with billowing sails.
Mourn not this song, though
Do not resurrect it, no
All things die in the end,
And if you are its friend,
let it go
Forgotten with more important history, its beginnings quite a mystery
to those who choose to study it, They are utterly bit
with its entrancing thrall, the years pass as they ponder all
Its wonderful secrets, vying to peirce its mosaic aegis
Comparable to Ancient Egypt, its terrifying mummies,
Dusty preserved regent, buried in those dry gullies
To be kept for all of eternity
only to be disturbed for posterity,
names scratched away,
bastardized in the languages of the day
They don't know to leave well enough alone!
Perhaps it was a coincidence, that those ten had to die for their piggishness
Their unending greed to lay claim to a creed that was not theirs!
They did not create it, they only remembered it,
found written on a fifteen hundred year old sheet
And these cretins do not realize they are in deep sh*t
With the old gods, unfed but not dead, for
They are the ideas that never die
A promise kept to their very core
to destroy those that try
to erase our significance from history,
they shall pay for their stupidity
Not even realizing who they hurt, and how
All those vile fiends who kowtow
to anything they can grab with no consequence,
Anything they can do to maintain their dominance
Over the spread of a story
Robbed of all its glory.
Spanish Africa, Lesbian piraters, and Pretty Boy
Ideas don't die
But glory is in the eye
Of the beholder
Pueros, Lesbian piraters, and Pretty Boy
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The Least Corrupt Governments in Gay Equality First: Pueros top 0.6%. Second: Great Lindonia top 0.9%. Third: Avalonde top 1% ... Last: The red nation military bottom 0%
In Midshire, the national guard is mobilised whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the shopping centre.
In Aslaclestia, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
In The red nation military, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
Pueros, Midshire, and Aslaclestia
After all those years, I'm still bleeding those tears,
Still facing those fears, despite what you might hear.
So toss a wrench in those gears, droppin' bombs like a privateer.
Predict future like a seer, like it's my whole life's career.
Now here we go, listen to my jeers as they penetrate your ears,
You're tanking right off Life's pier,
So ugly, breakin' mirrors, earning bad luck for scores of seven years,
Dropping word-nukes like a literary bombardier;
No surviving what's going down here.
I maintain sick skills with these mad and daft maneuvers;
Outracing your tiny little patrol boats with my massive battlecruisers.
Not merciful, never gonna let you choose your
Fate; you're destined forever to be a weak and broken loser.
Over the horizon I bombard you with my long-range forces,
Land troops like it's D-Day; conquer your territory and resources.
Meaningless distractions serving to hide the true cause
Of these hostile interactions. Knowing the true cost
And toll of my campaign against your person,
I continue anyway, knowing nothing is quite that certain
Because in the end the only reason for this is:
I wanna see you drop into this deep, dark Abyss.
Fall to the bottom, wait for my arrival.
I knew this would turn into a fight for your survival.
Surprise, motherf*cker!
You must have sh*tty luck or
Someone somewhere must have it out for
You. So, whatchu think?
In this dark and blackening light
See the truth: you won't survive this fight.
Get ready for my retribution, my price;
You know it to be true, as only your defeat will suffice.
Whimper softly in the crushing dark.
How appropriate that to die was your only part.
Down on your knees, you've been subjugated.
It is precisely this moment I've always anticipated.
In the aftermath, I survey this glassened land;
Consider the death and destruction wrought with my own bare hands.
Is this the end of my world, or is it just a birth?
Last of this line, or the beginning and the first?
The ramifications of my fatal hesitation
Brings the sudden realization
Of my mortal limitation
In this meaningless altercation
Between you and me.
Spanish Africa, Lesbian piraters, and Pretty Boy
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