The United Empires of CarsonBoard

New Lapis Lazuli wrote:

Rp post
-Miseria i guess!

The pain was immense. His chest ached and felt a sharp pain. Rudolph Kik held his hand over his chest as he slipped into cardiac arrest.

As he fell to the floor and rolled over onto his back he felt a chill creep over his body. Darkness slowly started to encase his vision.

He removed his hand from his chest and awaited for death. Heaven, hell, or nothingness. He was ready to make it worse for anyone there.

Darkness overtook him and he fell into the void of nothingness. But suddenly a bright light pierced through the darkness. He opened his eyes and fluttered them as he looked around.

Jungle was all he saw. The birds chirping, the leaves blowing in the slow soft wind, and the warm sun rays setting itself upon him.

“This isn’t hell?” He said looking around and standing to his feet. He gazed around him at the elegance of nature. Until he saw a path. With no idea where he is or where to go Kik set off onto the path.

Is...

Is Rudolph Kik in heaven?

How.

New Lapis Lazuli wrote:

Rp post
-Miseria i guess!

The pain was immense. His chest ached and felt a sharp pain. Rudolph Kik held his hand over his chest as he slipped into cardiac arrest.

As he fell to the floor and rolled over onto his back he felt a chill creep over his body. Darkness slowly started to encase his vision.

He removed his hand from his chest and awaited for death. Heaven, hell, or nothingness. He was ready to make it worse for anyone there.

Darkness overtook him and he fell into the void of nothingness. But suddenly a bright light pierced through the darkness. He opened his eyes and fluttered them as he looked around.

Jungle was all he saw. The birds chirping, the leaves blowing in the slow soft wind, and the warm sun rays setting itself upon him.

“This isn’t hell?” He said looking around and standing to his feet. He gazed around him at the elegance of nature. Until he saw a path. With no idea where he is or where to go Kik set off onto the path.

Accurate depiction of me reading through this on any given day

Novus Catland wrote:

Is...

Is Rudolph Kik in heaven?

How.

*Sanctuary Guardians begins playing*

Novus Catland wrote:

Is...

Is Rudolph Kik in heaven?

How.

I have been saving this for when someone died
https://youtu.be/VKq2flvS7dw

Novus Catland wrote:

Yeah I just finished all my exams. How could you tell?

https://i.redd.it/u0pb55g0cju51.png

Oh bless your poor soul.

Novus Catland wrote:

Sorry, but when I saw this it was pretty late and I needed sleep.

I’m doing fine how are you?

im good

rposte
regent man. I nominate Miseria cuz he is the coolest

Filler text to separate Rp poste from other stuf

As Rudolph Kik walked the path he saw a man walking towards him. A Vitian, about 15 feet in height and pretty muscular. “Aha! The pride of Vitia! This is the ideal Vitian!” He said as he got closer to him.

The figure was soon close too him. He wore a green flat cap and a camo outfit.
“Excuse me sir, but you seem too be lost. The historical figures cosplay is that’a’way.” He said putting his hand on Kik’s shoulder and pointing Twoards a split in the path.

“What? I don-“ before kik could finish his sentence the man was gone. Kik scoffed and rolled his eyes at the utter disrespect for the supreme leader himself. “I’ll have you shot in a ditch I promise that!” He yelled out and angrily raised a fist.

After about ten minutes of waking the path turned to asphalt and the trees thinned out. Soon he found himself on a concrete flattop behind a building. More importantly, a bar.

As kik walked out of the alley way he found himself on the side walk of a big city. But where was he?

“Hey! Hey hey there uhhh... feller? Ya lookin for some designer globes? These are New Romels finest!” Kik quickly turned around to see a venders stand with an RV parked behind it. Kik squinted his eyes and quickly walked towards the man while pointing his finger.

“What did you say?” He said as he stood at the window for the venders stand.

“Uh? I said I sell New Romel’s Finest designer globes of the world here! I also sell news papers, books, and hotdogs if you’re interested.” He calmly explained trying to diffuse the situation.

“By the way you must be looking for the cosplay meet. If you’re trying to impersonate kik you do one killer kik look alike. You should see the Peter Griffin guy he’s pretty funny!” The salesmen added.

Kik put on a blank face of confusion and unamusement.

“Here I’ll show you he’s really poggers!” The salesman said as he popped the p and brought out a slim device. It was like a pitch black box. But when tapped the whole thing illuminated into a box of light with icons all over it!

“Is... is that a cellular phone?” Kik said leaning over and looking at it.

“Sure is! The new Pear phone 18x12+ Lite XL!” The salesmen said turning the screen towards kik. On it were many symbols. The device itself seemed to just be a screen? No buttons? No sides? It was just a glowing box of technology glass!

After showing Kik for a few seconds he turned the device back towards him. The back of it was shadowy. As if it was some kind of smart device that sensed someone was there and was trying to keep the owners privacy intact?

“Here look at this!” The salesmen said as he pulled up a video. On it a white round fat man with brown hair and strange glasses. The video was the most silly thing kik had ever seen in all his years of life. He could describe it as exactly this.

*gasp* talk about another poggers momment am I right guys? Ba dun ba dun ba dun dun!

After the video was finished kik had to contemplate if this was hell or something else.

“Would you happen to know the date my fellow Vitian?” He said as he started to rearrange his pink supreme leaders outfit and it’s many self appointed medals and decorations. He had to get back to the crystal palace and make his triumphant return as soon as possible. Not even death could hold down vitas greatness!

“It’s uhhhh... 5/13/80.” The salesmen said as he held a news paper whilst flipping through it. “Oh man the Vandins lost to the Xeeks again. Today’s not a good year for basket ball fans I’ll tell you tha- Hey!” The salesmen screeched as kik snatched the newspaper from his hands.

He turned around and scurried his eyes across the news papers top secetion scanning for a date. “It can’t be!” Kik said in horror as he read three things. His heart sank and his blood became chilly as if he was hit by a blizzard with the sharpest snow flakes it had to throw at him!

March 4th, 2480

Crtyan wrote:

hey guys wassup?

How are you friend?

New Lapis Lazuli wrote:

The new Pear phone 18x12+ Lite XL!

Wish I had one of those

Jarvikan wrote:

Why is Ogger a womanizer

Because he is based in Ghana

New Lapis Lazuli wrote:

rposte

What I’ve interpreted so far:

Kik goes to the future and is unable to cope with modern slang and memes. Get with the times boomer.

France and colonys wrote:

Guys?

Not a big forum user here... sorry