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Telta wrote:Ello Travelers! The storm of Kyphire is here to drop you off some refreshments and supplies for your travels!

Thank you! I'll be sure to enjoy my share! Are those popcorn twists?

The Eternal Homebody wrote:Thank you! I'll be sure to enjoy my share! Are those popcorn twists?

Of course! Fresh from the farms!

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The Post Master wrote:OK, I looked up the post master and the name was up for grabs. I couldn't resist making it. Now I have a puppet, just what I didn't need. But if the law comes around, he can see for himself that the post master faked his own death and is hiding out here.

Plot twist: Geese have been the post master this whole time!

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21 hot air balloon historians wrote:Plot twist: Geese have been the post master this whole time!

Ehhhh that would make delivery of the morning mail easier, wouldn’t it?

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Volkswagen microbuses wrote:Ehhhh that would make delivery of the morning mail easier, wouldn’t it?

I thought that was pigeons, not geese xD

21 hot air balloon historians wrote:I thought that was pigeons, not geese xD

No,No,No
Pigeons delivery fertilizer on the post master's heads, while they are doing their job.
They are most as bad as seagulls trying to steal your ice cream on the pier. :P

Orehaj and 21 hot air balloon historians

The geese was NOT the original post master! I'm merely a decoy.

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I think we need to investigate. Perhaps someone should call in The Law

The Post Master is indeed a decoy and investigations show its likely that he never existed and most likely the person allegedly murdered by the travelers was The Post Man

The Post Man Former Nation
Population: 1.068 billion
Founded: 15 years 62 days ago
Last activity: 14 years 263 days ago

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Oh, nuts, I've been found out! Well, no need for this puppet any more.

21 hot air balloon historians

Not only have the Geese committed murder, but apparently they've also committed identity theft and fraud too!

The Post Master wrote:Oh, nuts, I've been found out! Well, no need for this puppet any more.

Please don't tell me after allegedly murdering The Post Man you are planning to kill off The Post Master?

Can we start a save The Post Master Campaign?

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Why?

The Post Master wrote:Why?

He's living proof you didn't kill him, unless you want to prove yourselves guilty.

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These are some very serious charges. We must conduct a fair trial!

21 hot air balloon historians wrote:These are some very serious charges. We must conduct a fair trial!

We always thought it was The Post Master who died but

I think we have to drop the charges for the murder of The Post Master now as long as he is alive and well, it just depends if we want to look into the death of The Post Man who disappeared around that time.

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And now to complicate matters......

The-Law and 21 hot air balloon historians

Maybe we should make a post office region.

The Postman wrote:And now to complicate matters......

This was a shock and almost closed the case but the body in question was The Post Man, even so with the 're appearance of The Post Master and some of the suspects at the time also passed away there is little to go, on at least the case of The Post Master seems to be closed

The CPS say there is not enough evidence to make a case around The Post Man.

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Ehhhhhhh I’m so confused. Can I just get my mail and go?

21 hot air balloon historians and The Postman

The mystery is older than many of the persons controlling the nations in the NSverse.

The geese were banned from Joint Forces of Vengeful Strikes for flying their air space. A new region that's not going anywhere.

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More Migrating Geese wrote:The geese were banned from Joint Forces of Vengeful Strikes for flying their air space. A new region that's not going anywhere.

Yeah no kidding. “Welcome All to The Joint Forces of Vengeful Strikes!” **banjects four nations**

Orehaj and 21 hot air balloon historians

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More Migrating Geese wrote:The geese were banned from Joint Forces of Vengeful Strikes for flying their air space. A new region that's not going anywhere.

Well one place they're going is the blacklist:

Reason(s):
1) Banjecting a Traveler

Evidence:

Read dispatch

The travellers were kicked out of Isorropia by Fedlan, with no request for us to leave, with no explanation, and for no reason other than some newbie flexing his lack of muscles.

You know what to do, 21 hot air balloon historians.

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