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Tuskena wrote:Translated from Tusken:
A Meridian class starship enters the atmosphere, the word Seraph written on the side in red. It lands in a large open desert, and about 200 Banthas slowly walk out. A large camp of Tusken Raiders is soon formed, and th begin to document the surrounding area. A Raider with a crimson ribbon around his head sends a message out into the region:

"My name is Urrorr'okur'arhr, chief of the Nomads of Tuskena. My people will stay here for seven cycles and record whatever takes place in that time. At the end of the seven cycles we will move on. We gift you with a Krayt pearl."

The transmission ends and he goes back to unloading his things, and his family's.

can I eat Krayt pearls?

Toxteth wrote:Glengonese extremism is getting out of hand....

been saying that since they up and annexed new zealand

The Eastern Antarctic State wrote:Wait you guys do other things than shoot podracers?

We're kind of a special case, but yeah. Want some Krayt meat?

The Eastern Antarctic State and Great imperium of man

Quelsh wrote:can I eat Krayt pearls?
been saying that since they up and annexed new zealand

I don't recommend it, they're a little hard on the teeth.

poll announcement
I have decided to break tradition and post the annual Z-Day poll at a time other than the last minute
Time will tell if the region also strays from its course in the poll (if memory serves we have always done cure)

For those of you that do not know what Z-Day is, know what Z-Day is but do not know how it works, know what Z-Day is but do not remember how it works, know what Z-Day is and mostly remember how it works but you could use a refersher, and those that know what Z-Day is and remember how it works and like clicking links: last year's news post on Z-Day

This will be my first NS Z-Day during a global pandemic and I imagine the same is true for some of you so that is cool (or maybe not)

Quelsh wrote:poll announcementThis will be my first NS Z-Day during a global pandemic and I imagine the same is true for some of you so that is cool (or maybe not)

i remember Z-Day 1918 and how hard they worked on it's implementation in Maxwell R. Barry's Fabulous Nation-State Machine

Glengo Island wrote:and now I have this scene of two people in a car driving along a coastal 2-3 lane highway during a butterfly migration with no story to attach it to and it's driving me crazy

I made this comment 1 year 215 days ago and now I've finished writing a short story with this scene in it so that's how my character arc is going so far

Great imperium of man

Well I'm back, the last region I was in was boring, so here I am again to purge the heretics and smite the xenos.

Great imperium of man wrote:Well I'm back, the last region I was in was boring, so here I am again to purge the heretics and smite the xenos.

"alright now hear me out... we'll take svendil here, you see... and put him in space! eh, well? whaddya think?"

Toxteth and Great imperium of man

Great imperium of man

Quote of the day:

"The enemy of my enemy...is an enemy."

Tuskena

Great imperium of man wrote:Well I'm back, the last region I was in was boring, so here I am again to purge the heretics and smite the xenos.

*Gasp* do you travel too?!

Great imperium of man

Great imperium of man

Tuskena wrote:*Gasp* do you travel too?!

More like "Expand humanity's domain across the galaxy", but technically yes.

(The Great Imperium of Man wouldn't isn't very friendly with Xenos/aliens, mind you. It's not me, it's just the character of my nation.)

Great imperium of man wrote:Well I'm back, the last region I was in was boring, so here I am again to purge the heretics and smite the xenos.

The Emperor Protects!

Great imperium of man

Great imperium of man wrote:Well I'm back, the last region I was in was boring, so here I am again to purge the heretics and smite the xenos.

Whilst I'm on I would like to name the following colleagues of mine as Xenos scum:

- Barbara Streisand
- Scott Morrison
- Andermor
- My Brother Will
- Those two kids I teach Taekwondo to that never shut up
- And Abaddon the Despoiler

Andermor, Quelsh, The Eastern Antarctic State, and Great imperium of man

Great imperium of man

Toxteth wrote:Whilst I'm on I would like to name the following colleagues of mine as Xenos scum:

- Barbara Streisand
- Scott Morrison
- Andermor
- My Brother Will
- Those two kids I teach Taekwondo to that never shut up
- And Abaddon the Despoiler

Since he's a human, Abaddon the Despoiler is actually considered a heretic, but the Inquisition will look into the others.

The Inquisition make a note of your contribution to keeping the Imperium safe and pure.

Great imperium of man wrote:Since he's a human, Abaddon the Despoiler is actually considered a heretic, but the Inquisition will look into the others.

The Inquisition make a note of your contribution to keeping the Imperium safe and pure.

The others aren't human? Well that explains the chaos warp in Canberra.....

The Eastern Antarctic State and Great imperium of man

Great imperium of man

Toxteth wrote:The others aren't human? Well that explains the chaos warp in Canberra.....

This is why we don't get along with xenos, had the Eldar stop having so much sex, there wouldn't be an "eye of terror"!

Great imperium of man wrote:This is why we don't get along with xenos, had the Eldar stop having so much sex, there wouldn't be an "eye of terror"!

This isn't by any chance refered to as "the big bang"?

Great imperium of man

Toxteth wrote:This isn't by any chance refered to as "the big bang"?

No, this happened in the 29th millennium, the big bang supposedly happened much earlier.

Great imperium of man wrote:More like "Expand humanity's domain across the galaxy", but technically yes.

(The Great Imperium of Man wouldn't isn't very friendly with Xenos/aliens, mind you. It's not me, it's just the character of my nation.)

Interesting, do you record this "expansion"?

Great imperium of man wrote:No, this happened in the 29th millennium, the big bang supposedly happened much earlier.

The second big bang then? By which I am referring to the sexual use of the term "bang".....

Great imperium of man

Great imperium of man

Toxteth wrote:The second big bang then? By which I am referring to the sexual use of the term "bang".....

I suppose you could call it that.

Tuskena wrote:Interesting, do you record this "expansion"?

In many ways, textbooks, computers, and anything you can put records on regarding valuable information, though we've expanded so much in the thousands of years the Imperium has existed that we don't even have an exact count of how many planets fall under our dominion.

Toxteth and Tuskena

Oh boy another nation. Hello fren would you like to buy some limited edition postage stamps?

Great imperium of man

Australia Post wrote:Oh boy another nation. Hello fren would you like to buy some limited edition postage stamps?

That depends, do they have cute kittens on them?

Great imperium of man wrote:That depends, do they have cute kittens on them?

IMPERIUM OF MAN, WHAT YUR TOP 18 PRIMARHC?!??

Great imperium of man

Well my friends, I now leave for Codex Ylvus. Farewell!

Quelsh, The Eastern Antarctic State, Brusseldorf, and Great imperium of man

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