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Nothing seems to be going on. Just a very lonely puppet sitting there to keep the region in existence.
hi guys!
Hello!
Who gagged Olvaria from saying hello? Some dangerous testing there.
We must investigate.
We must test our spies...
The Chairman deleted his post regarding the sharp increase in countries arriving from the Pacifics. But, he still does say hello to the arrivals and hopes that they join the effort in developing new and absurd ways to attack the monstrous lands.
Yes, we should welcome them. As defectors, they might have some valuable *ahem information from the Pacifics...
You know what's the best type of testing? Natural testing. Aka evolution. ;)
This, we need to evolve organisms to test features. We will use statistical analysis of their genes as results.
How much for 20 dragon kebabs?
I'll be back in March. Remember me, Simba.
April is coming.
5 for $3, buy 10 get 1 free.
[SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR ALL NATIONS PARTICIPATING IN ANTI-PACIFIC TESTING]
The Clever Title of The New World Oceania has left the region. Olvaria's top scientists weep for the departure of a nation so rich in testing enthusiasm, but Olvaria's top generals fear the worst. Was TCTTNWO an agent? Were they a double agent, working to spread false information to enemies of Testlandia and her allies? However, this region's scientists do not worry about allegiance, they worry about the improvement of absurd science, and of course, the complete absorption of the Pacifics' massive economies and cultural centers. Today, we weep for the loss of such a great nation, but rejoice in the knowledge that in due time they will be back, and we rejoice at yet another day of exploding lip balms.
This has been Chairman Lorenzo Alazas.
Just for everyone to know, those dragon kebabs contained gene enhancers to make everyone grow bigger muscles.
Then i'll buy 100!
That'll be... er... Hold on a second, I left my pocket calculator at home...
5 for $3, so 10 for $6, but one free, so actually 11 for $6.
$54 gives you 99 dragon kebabs...
99 is enough
Attention all nations,
Terrorists have brutally killed 20 civilians and injuring 200 in the middle of the Call Of Venizet expo
Police arrived 2 minutes after the shooting first happened. They had a shoot-out and got 2 police men killed and 3 wounded while the terrorists had over 20 dead
Oh dear, I'd better send in some of my dragon riders to reinforce your local authorities. In the meantime, you should test out new weapons (which is what we're all doing).
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Whats the new weapon?
We just saw the weapon in action. Zesty Testing.
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