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Brocklandia wrote:Arr, they say it to be in solidarity with pirates. Everyone be knowin' that, matey!

Arr! Indeed, us Scandinavians definitely endorse piracy, that's why we created Pirate Bay

Janisport wrote:Arr! Indeed, us Scandinavians definitely endorse piracy, that's why we created Pirate Bay

All of you collectively created Pirate Bay? That must be why Interpol hasn't arrested all of you yet--they probably figured Scandinavia is the only prison big enough to hold all the Scandinavians.

Brocklandia wrote:All of you collectively created Pirate Bay? That must be why Interpol hasn't arrested all of you yet--they probably figured Scandinavia is the only prison big enough to hold all the Scandinavians.

Yes, it is indeed a prison, just like Pablo Escobar's La Cathedral was

Janisport wrote:Sweden however is the odd one out in Scandinavia, we haven't really been doing much except banning larger crowds even though we have more cases than Denmark and Norway. I guess we'll just have to wait and see who the lunatic is

And now we know: https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1275347887359250432

Wasn't much of a surprise really, eh, Saint Olav

Janisport wrote:And now we know: https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1275347887359250432

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Wait--people still pay attention to the New York Times? Since when? I thought that news outlet had proven repeatedly its inadequacy and lack of grasp of current context. One of their recent stories indirectly accuses the Chinese government of using TikTok and other apps apps to steal users data, a claim that should surprise exactly no one who has paid attention to other outlets over the last several years, but the Times seems to have only realized the situation today when the government of India banned the suspect apps (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/30/technology/india-china-tiktok.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur).

Now if only world governments would wake up and ban that pesky Internet ...

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Read all about it!
- Card Raiding in Rejected Times
- Read the diplomatic Cable
- The Loranian Times Issue 2 reveals NS's new law firm
- Pecking order revealed in Loranian Times Issue 1
- UP Cup in the UPBC chronicle
- Koem Kab's defeat was in the cards. Card News Edition 5
- Market crashes in Card News Edition 4
- TEP & XKI on the pull in Card News Edition 3
- War ongoing in New World Union Chronicle vol 2
- A laughing stock is revealed in the New World Union Chronicle vol 1
- You see U.C.E.O.T.W. Times Edition 8
- Weekend edition of NS Today - https://nationstates.news/weekend-edition-june-28-2020/3060/
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Get involved!
- It's hypnotic! Choose your own adventure.
- Cast your vote in your Eligible Polls
- Craps! The Sands turns three!

Scottian commonwealth

*walks off ferry*

Well uhh, hey guys! I finally made my way home!

Magloire, Gettenfeld, Iescech, and Janisport

Scottian commonwealth wrote:*walks off ferry*

Well uhh, hey guys! I finally made my way home!

Welcome back, Scotty, in time for the fireworks!

*Piles fireworks into barge, unaware of its slowly sinking state*

Magloire, Janisport, and Scottian commonwealth

Iescech wrote:Welcome back, Scotty, in time for the fireworks!

*Piles fireworks into barge, unaware of its slowly sinking state*

An easy problem to fix ... unless that barge has sunk in the last few days since your post. Just light several fuses, and the barge will become self-lightening.

By the way, did you bring bail money in case you're arrested on a fireworks-related noise complaint?

Scottian commonwealth wrote:*walks off ferry*
Well uhh, hey guys! I finally made my way home!

Finally managed to get parole, eh? Welcome back.

Scottian commonwealth

Omg. Hi guys!

Hey, I’m back. It’s good to be here again.

I’ve missed you guys. And I’m really sad to see what happened to Westphalia. That was our home, and my first real region on NS.

Sparsia wrote:Hey, I’m back. It’s good to be here again.

Hello Sparsia, been a while

Sparsia wrote:I’ve missed you guys. And I’m really sad to see what happened to Westphalia. That was our home, and my first real region on NS.

Westphalia had been dead long before it CTE'd, while it's a shame the RMB disappeared, that's all in the past now

Sparsia and Scottian commonwealth

Sparsia wrote:I’ve missed you guys. And I’m really sad to see what happened to Westphalia. That was our home, and my first real region on NS.

Janisport wrote:Hello Sparsia, been a while

Westphalia had been dead long before it CTE'd, while it's a shame the RMB disappeared, that's all in the past now

Yea it’s been very quiet lately with everyone at home and whatnot, but we’re still kickin’ it.

Sparsia

Iescech wrote:Yea it’s been very quiet lately with everyone at home and whatnot, but we’re still kickin’ it.

It’s nice to hear from you Iesech! The last time I heard from you is when you were going to France to study abroad.

Iescech

Sparsia wrote:It’s nice to hear from you Iesech! The last time I heard from you is when you were going to France to study abroad.

Oh those days when I was young and spritely, and now I’m senile and in college *cry* how things have changed

Gettenfeld and Sparsia

Iescech and Scottian commonwealth

*Puts up a banner for the Day of Education*

A yearly reminder of the time that students start going back to pris--uh, school, yes, school.

School will be from the comfort (and loneliness) of my own home this semester, hopefully if you guys are attending in-person, you guys stay safe. Except for our European members who don't have to worry about a thing, those lucky bas--

Iescech wrote:*Puts up a banner for the Day of Education*

A yearly reminder of the time that students start going back to pris--uh, school, yes, school.

School will be from the comfort (and loneliness) of my own home this semester, hopefully if you guys are attending in-person, you guys stay safe. Except for our European members who don't have to worry about a thing, those lucky bas--

Primarily remote teaching for me as well, though precautionary rather than reactionary. Outbreak luckily under control, with sporadic clusters.

We can only lament the age of stressful laziness we find ourselves in.

Changes the light bulbs in the foyer.

Things were getting a bit dusty and dim. How goes it on the Western Front? And the Eastern, Southern, and Northern ones as well?

Brocklandia and Iescech

Magloire wrote:Changes the light bulbs in the foyer.

Things were getting a bit dusty and dim. How goes it on the Western Front? And the Eastern, Southern, and Northern ones as well?

All quiet on the northern front. In other news, I'm now studying linguistics at Uni

Edit: wow didn't realize this was my first post in 50 days...

Magloire, Brocklandia, Gettenfeld, and Iescech

Polls are just numbers. You have to talk to people on the street.

Polls say most people support Candidate X. But people I talk to on the street support Candidate Y.

Polls claim most people don't live in my town and have never been here. But the people I meet on the street tell a very different story--the majority of them live in my town, and all of them have been here.

According to polls, most people don't like playing in traffic. So why do I never seem to meet these people on the street? And while we're on the subject, does anyone know where all these bloodstains came from?

Brocklandia wrote:Polls are just numbers. You have to talk to people on the street.

Polls say most people support Candidate X. But people I talk to on the street support Candidate Y.

Polls claim most people don't live in my town and have never been here. But the people I meet on the street tell a very different story--the majority of them live in my town, and all of them have been here.

According to polls, most people don't like playing in traffic. So why do I never seem to meet these people on the street? And while we're on the subject, does anyone know where all these bloodstains came from?

Probably Jeff's Roadkill Shack as they've been busy recently.

Jeff's Roadkill Shack: You kill it, we grill it!

dusts off a chair and sits down, looking around

Its been quiet around here, huh? How are you all?

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