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Hello, my Embassy friends! I have come to ask you to support our Emperor Jocospor. He will lead us to a better future, and stop the despicable WA Elite. Here is the information:


Yeah. You're all thinking, "This'll never work."

That's exactly why I'm doing it.

You don't like me (probabl- okay, definitely).

But in the last four years, no one has fought as hard as I have to expose the blatant corruption of the World Assembly.

Hell, I sacrificed my reputation for it, and took my region with me.

    Why should forum drafting make or break a resolution?

    Why should a resolution's author be judged harder than a resolution's content?

    Why shouldn't you self-commend/condemn/liberate?

All this is dictated by the WA Elite. (Trust me, they do exist.)

I intend to, as I always have, put a stop to that.

Under a World Assembly I lead, the QUALITY OF A RESOLUTION will be ALL THAT MATTERS.

No more deceit. No more Elite.

No more bullsh*t.


VOTE JOCOSPOR
FOR WA SECRETARY-GENERAL


Towards a New World Assembly, friends.

And if the counter-campaigns come, I'll take it as a compliment.

Jocospor :D
founder of the
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
and sole proprietor of the
MONET & CHARDIN CHAMPAGNE COMPANY LTD


Authorised for public distribution by:
The Shadow Cult, Vocryae
1st April 2020

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Yours Truly, Alexander President of the Imperial Senate

Hail the Confederation!

Deacarsia and Noobloxia

If we are mark’d to lose, we are enow
To do our region loss, and if to win,
The fewer men, the greater share of honor.
God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honor,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my brother, wish not a man from England:
God’s peace! I would not lose so great an honor
As one man more, methinks, would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, my brother, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not lose in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to be with us.
This day is called the Election day:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is The Day:’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say ‘These wounds I had on Election day.’
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Jocospor, ShrewLlamaLand and Depackya,
Regna Loreau and West Heisen,
Khanbaliq Mongolia and Alexander the magnus,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Election day shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of Dictators.
For he today who votes for Jocospor
shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
this day shall gentle his condition:
and gentlemen in the Confederation now a-bed,
shall think themselves accursed they had not voted
and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Election day.

Hail the Confederation!

Deacarsia and Noobloxia

In honor of the astounding campaign by our friend Jocospor, Albosiac will retain our endorsement of his candidacy undisturbed for the remainder of the election, until the Web site itself removes the feature.

My friends, we are mocked by the WA Elite, condemned by the Elites' minions, and put down by the uneducated. We are not a fascist region, we harbor them, but are not ourselves. We allow them, as the Democrat allows the Republican, not necessarily one, but allowing it. Or a Communist allowing a Socialist, similar but different. They also refuse to see the difference between In Character and Out Of Character. I have been told that this is a region that should not exist, and that I should not exist. We have been cheated by the WA Elite. They robbed us of our spot in the Final 5 in the election. They cast us down, and I am sick of it. We need to unite against the oppressors. We need to stand up for ourselves, not huddle down like a beaten dog. We need to look past our own regions. We need to instead look to the regions around us who are also subjected to the tyranny of the WA Elite. That includes the leftist region, even though they blindly follow the leader. If we make a concerted effort to unite, we can change NS forever. We can make this a new Era, where we say NO! to the WA Elite. An Era where we are allowed peace. An Era where we are not hated for our beliefs. A better Era. I urge you all to help us make this reality. Reach out to your Embassies. Reach out to the young nations. Reach out to the voiceless. Reach out to those that can't help themselves. Help us. Help your allies. Help your friends. Help others. I want us all to enjoy NS, but this persecution can not continue. I cant stop this myself. I need you.

Yours faithfully, Alexander, President of the Imperial Senate.

P.S. Please pass this on to your embassies, or just TG.

Hail the Confederation!

To our allies,

The Lord of Loathing has submitted a proposal to the WA Security Council: "Condemn The World Assembly Elite".

The proposal may be viewed here: page=UN_view_proposal/id=shrewllamaland_1586381199

The context for this proposal may be found in the following dispatch:

This dispatch details the events of Round 3 of the 2020 World Assembly Secretary-General Election.

Summary

When it became apparent that Jocospor would have enough votes to qualify for the General Election by placing in the top five positions in Round 3, all five other competitive candidates, representing the WA Elite, proceeded to rig the election by redistributing votes from the top two candidates to ensure that Jocospor would not qualify for the General Election.

Four candidates, all of who qualified for the General Election, were directly responsible for the election rigging: Kuriko, Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls, McMasterdonia and Caelapes.

Three other candidates and/or their campaigns, all within the top eight, were implicit in this rigging: Valentine Z, Auralia and The Bigtopia.


Background

Jocospor had placed fifth in Round 2 of the election, with a total of 6.7% of the vote, well ahead of the 6th and 7th placed candidates by over 2 points.

In response to the "Go aWAy" movement against WA campaign telegrams, Jocospor, unlike most other major candidates, announced their campaign would not likely send a tag:WA telegram at the start of Round 3.

Initially, the race for 5th place was close between Jocospor and Valentine Z, with the two candidates exchanging 5th/6th place throughout the first twelve hours of Round 3.

After announcing ShrewLlamaLand as Running Mate, the Jocospor campaign began to build a small lead over Valentine Z, whose campaign sent a telegram out in response. Jocospor was forced to respond with a late telegram of their own, including a promotional video, which ultimately resulted in a significant polling uplift and a sizable lead being generated.

With approximately eight hours of the vote in Round 3 remaining, Jocospor had overtaken both Valentine Z and Caelapes to take 4th place. Considering the voting trend at the time, Jocospor looked set to place between 3rd and 4th and comfortably qualify for the General Election.


The WA Elite and Election Rigging

With around six hours remaining, the voting pattern for both Valentine Z and Caelapes dramatically began to shift. When Jocospor's vote count increased, the vote count for both other candidates proceeded match this gain in votes. The growth in vote counts for both Kuriko and Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls also began to slow.

Over the next few hours, both Valentine Z and Caelapes proceeded to overtake Jocospor, and their vote count ultimately equalised with McMasterdonia.

For the final three hours of Round 3, their voting totals remained locked and slightly ahead of Jocospor.

The final vote tallies at the end of Round 3 were as below, with McMasterdonia gaining slightly in the final seconds to secure 3rd place.


Evidence of the WA Elite's involvement

Kuriko posted a message on 10000 Islands' RMB asking nations to "keep the fascist Jocospor from the top 5 positions", and also voted for a competitor themself:

Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls sent a telegram implying the same, and also voted for a competitor:

McMasterdonia dropped out of the race shortly after securing a position in the General Election to become Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls' Running Mate.

Caelapes sent a telegram explicity asking nations to "work together to make sure the top five candidates are Kuriko, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls, McMasterdonia, myself and Valentine Z".

Valentine Z was ultimately the beneficiary of this election rigging, placing top 5 when they otherwise would have not. They refused to disavow the rigging, and proceeded to thank their "friends" for rigging the election on their behalf.

Evidence suggesting Auralia's campaign was involved was provided from a third-party source. Their running mate, United massachusetts was confirmed to be involved, while Auralia denied the allegations and refused to support any candidate in the General Election.

The Bigtopia and their Running Mate, The Stalker, were planning to become involved from Discord screenshots. The Bigtopia later denied seriously considering participating in the election rigging, and ultimately did not direct their votes towards competitors.


The Aftermath

The three illegitimate candidates who had placed 3rd-5th ahead of Jocospor in Round 3 were all, unsurprisingly, uncompetitive in the General Election.

As mentioned previously, McMasterdonia dropped out of the race shortly after the start of the General Election to become Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls' Running Mate.

Valentine Z, despite running against three candidates in the General versus dozens in the round prior, failed to even match their vote total from Round 3, finshing solidly in last place.

Caelapes also failed to mount a serious challenge and finished 3rd, well behind the leading two candidates.

Ultimately, as a result of the election rigging, the General Election was uninteresting and uncompetitive: a two-way race between Kuriko and Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls, resulting in the former winning with a near majority of votes.

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Nations are encouraged to spread the word to your allies in order to help this proposal reach quorum.

Hail the Confederation!

Deacarsia wrote:A Vote For Caelapes Is A Vote For Communism! Vote No To Communist Caelapes!

A spectre is haunting NationStates—the spectre of communism.

All the powers of old NationStates have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: raider and defender, fascist and propertarian, conservative reactionary and milquetoast liberal.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all NationStates powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in The Red and Black and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English language.





1. Decentralize the Secretariat!

Power for the Secretary-General? No! Power to the people!

Caelapes will devolve Secretariat power to local regional soviets and workers' councils! Say no to candidates who want only power for themselves, without fighting for the voice of all nations!

2. Eliminate Super-Delegates!

World Assembly resolutions are decided by the top 1% of endorsement-holders, disenfranchising thousands of nations!

Caelapes will give equal nations equal votes! Let each nation's vote have worth! End the practice of refusing to acknowledge nations' voice—let all nations be involved in World Assembly decisions!

3. No mods, no masters!

Corrupt site administrators and moderators have thrown their weight behind establishment puppet-candidates who want to make decisions without your input! They have spent four years preventing any breakup of the deadlock and yet have the audacity to suggest that the lack of progress is due to your esteemed Secretary-General

Caelapes has been a statesman of the people! Down with oppressive deep-state oligarchs and their meatbag puppets! Uphold worker control of NationStates! Get the octopus-tentacle hands of these marionetteers out of our regions!



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Along with communism is supports the abhorrent ideals of cultural Marxism.

To the Allies of the Right-Wing Coalition:

Greater New Hispanyoan Empire has drafted this Anti-WA Elite Dispatch. I encourage you all to upvote it, and spread it to all of your Embassies.

The Anti-WA Elite Alliance



This movement will serve as an insurrectionist movement against the elites that run the World Assembly, after what happened with these disgusting individuals rigging the election, just to prevent an ally and friend, Jocospor from being in the top five. we have all banded together to fight for our freedoms and to have a say without the elites breathing down our throats. against a common enemy, of whom is the World Assembly Elite. This invisible enemy simply wants nothing more than a new order of NationStates, where THEY have full control of everything on it. Which they will push on everyone else in NationStates, and take out all who will try to do the right thing. But this movement, this brand new alliance shall serve as a way to combat the elites. to fight for OUR freedoms to express the ideals we have without them trying to discriminate against it, and build a new era, where we say NO to the elites and their new order, and as a way to condemn their actions on the rest of us!


KNOW THE REAL ENEMY, JOIN OUR MOVEMENT TODAY!

To join, telegram Greater New Hispanyoan Empire

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P.S. I can send out anything you want me to, just TG me.

Too long has The Black Hawks terrorized the Rightwing community of NS at the behest of TBH Commander. We need to cast them down as oppressors of any region that is of a doctrine that is opposed to theirs. TBH Commander has order raids with impunity, mainly because he has powerful friends. I have drafted a proposal to Condemn TBH Commander, but I need your WA Delegate to approve the proposal. If you have no WA Delegate, then please pass this message on to your embassies. We need to stand together against the Oppressors that "liberate" regions that oppose their rule.

South blackwater

Greater serbian provinces wrote:Yeah, they pose no threat to us. I'm just concerned about the growing number of our regions falling into their hands, especially by the MT Army. I feel like the WA member nations can easily form a RWDS to deal with the menace.

I've seen a large number of MT Army cards.
What the hell are they?

page=dispatch/id=1347982
Allies, i ask you to spread this dispatch, if you are not caught up, my speech is in this dispatch also.

Hello everyone.I just arrived here and wanted to wish you all a great day.

I’m back. WuFlu can’t stop us!

My friends, the Right Wing Coalition was raided, but I have driven them off, and due to ShrewLlamaLand's extremely well-timed Telegram, I removed all WA powers, and I am in the process of cleaning the filthy raiders up. Also, please show your support for the RWC, and vote on the poll on the region page.

I noticed that the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators has decided to withdraw embassies from all of the fascist regions. Anyone know why?

Deacarsia, Alexander foreign office, and Cskmoscow

Post self-deleted by Alexander foreign office.

Anyone know what the hell happened to the region that broke ties with us and removed our embassy?

Deacarsia and Noobloxia




Commission to the World Assembly. 03-05-2020. ShrewLlamaLand.


To the Confederation, and to the NationStates community as a whole,

I want to begin this statement by reiterating that the Confederation is, as it always has been, a region of roleplay. The Confederation will not, and should not, police how nations may or may not roleplay in-game. We are not a fascist region, we are an IC dictatorial region, but we welcome dictatorial nations of all types: right-wing and left-wing, capitalist and communist, and yes, nations roleplaying as fascist dictatorships.

I do want to stress, however, that this tolerance applies strictly to nations roleplaying in-game. Recently, it has come to my own attention, as well as the attention of Jocospor, the Imperial Council, and indeed the Confederation as a whole, that OOC fascism has become a large issue that exists not just within the dark fringes of the internet, but as a real part of the NationStates community. OOC fascism has been present within regions we have chosen to align ourselves with, both in NationStates and in off-site platforms such as Discord, and to limited extent, within the Confederation itself.

Let me make this clear: it has never been my intention, nor the intention of Jocospor, nor any other nation that has ever served on the Imperial Council (or its predecessor, the Supreme Council, for that matter) to allow or encourage the spread of real-life heinous ideologies, such as Nazism or fascism, outside of NationStates.

A few days ago, comments were made by a certain region's officers in their off-site Discord server. Jocospor and I were shocked by the nature of these comments, immediately cut contact with this region, and demanded that all regions within the IRX, an alliance of far-right dictatorial regions, follow this example. Unfortunately, their regional leaders refused, and some even defended these horrific comments - this ultimately resulted in the Confederation withdrawing from IRX and cutting ties with all regions involved.

Following the fallout from this, and further investigation into this matter, Jocospor and I have decided that the only reasonable course of action to take is that the Confederation must crack down harder on OOC fascism, both on and off-site. The Confederation is the largest force of dictatorships throughout NationStates, and must serve as a positive example to all aspiring collections of totalitarian states.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs under Valerox will soon begin the task of contacting all of the Confederation's embassies self-identifying as fascist regions. These regions will be asked to confirm that their support for these ideologies does not extend OOC, and will be required to close any regional embassies with regions that the Confederation has identifed as OOC fascist. Those regions that confirm their support for OOC fascism, refuse to close these embassies, or outright refuse the Confederation's contact, will no longer be welcome within our interregional community. Henceforth, The Confederation commits to cutting all contact with regions either permitting the spread of OOC fascism, or aligning themselves with those who do, and all such regional embassies will be closed.

Unfortunately, the two regions named in our previous dispatch, Nazi Europa and The Union of the Greater Axis Powers, have refused to respond to the Confederation's request. Our regional embassies are being withdrawn as you read this.

Going further, the Confederation has committed to cracking down harder on our regional Discord server: the recent introduction of a #reporting channel will hopefully assist in more consistently censoring these posts, and regional officers will strive to increase discipline, and more quickly ban nations involved in posting content related to OOC fascism.

Once again, the Confederation is a region of roleplay: heinous OOC ideologies are not welcome in our region, and dare I say, not welcome within the NationStates community as a whole.

Hail the new Confederation!

The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand
Commission to the World Assembly

on behalf of

Imperial Council
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators



Authorised by The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand. Copyright 2020.

HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!


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The Confederation of Corrupt Dictators (CCD) has decided to 'Crack Down of Out of Character Fascism.' This means that the Confederation will only tolerate roleplay Fascist nations, but the CCD won't associate itself with proper Fascists.

So basically we accept all kinds of people except if you support an ideology you may or may not actually support. We don't actually know what fascism is, but if we see as under the umbrella term your automatically guilty on site. On a side note we also want max political freedom and speech among our members and affiliates unless... you have controversial opinions we don't like

Deacarsia and Noobloxia

Yoshis republic

Greetings - In name of newly founded Yoshis Republic I hope there's place for us on this arena.

Deacarsia, Noobloxia, and Cskmoscow

North weissport

my southern counterpart South weissport has gone communist

Deacarsia and Noobloxia

Are you going to write a Factbook on it? My nation has a historical Factbook on how we broke away from Feuraxia.

Deacarsia and Cskmoscow

Post by The ambassadors reception suppressed by Keldros.

The ambassadors reception

The Embassy

Hi,

We've made a decision to close embassies with regions tagged as fascist.

Most people associate fascism with the horrors that occurred in the mid-twentieth century. You may have an eloquent argument that refutes this association, or that the brand of fascism you subscribe to is different. Nevertheless, rightly or wrongly, this perception is maintained by the majority, and the tag is seen as a symbol of hate.

By extension, by having embassies with your region, we are seen as endorsing hateful ideology. I'm sure you can understand that this is not the impression that we wish to give the wider world.

We will instruct the closure of our embassy shortly. Should you decide at any point in the future to remove this tag, we will be happy to consider re-opening embassies.

I'd like to thank you for having had an embassy with us.

Regards,

The Receptionist

Yoshis republic

The white youth corps wrote:page=rmb/postid=39211220

Ironic considering you used to be a long time fascist LARPer.

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