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The Unified Pumaxi, Large Ladz, and New natica
Item I: Embassies are established and maintained between the three regions.
Item II: All Events and role plays of the respective regions shall be open for participation to the member nations of TEA CUP regions.
Item III: An Inter-Regional Discord Server is created and co-administered by the representatives of the respective regions. The servers are the primary communication channel for members of TEA CUP and open to all member nations of the respective regions.
Item IV: An inter-regional military task force will be established, with the primary aim of Defensive operations. Participation in this task force will be voluntary until further notice.
Item V.I: A commemorative region (TEA CUP) is created to preserve and promote TEA CUP. The region is founded by Nuyana, a subsidiary of The dictatorship of nixon.
Item V.II: All related links and dispatches will be provided on the World Factbook Entry of said region. Each respective TEA CUP member will send a commemorative nation to the region and embassies will be established between the region and TEA CUP members.
Item V.III: Upon need, TEA CUP can be used as a hub for military activities and/or a puppet storage for member nations.
Item VI: The TEA CUP Parliament is formed through public elections within the TEA CUP member nations, with each member being viable to run, either through a political party or as an independent candidate, for a seat on the Parliament. The TEA CUP Parliament will be in charge of decision-making for any and all endeavours related to TEA CUP business.
Item VI.I: All member nations are allowed to create political parties by announcing it on the TEA CUP WFE or through the TEA CUP Discord Server. Writing an official dispatch and creating their party's own discord server are encouraged in order to attract more members.
Item VII: All future additions to TEA CUP, as well as any new Items proposed to be added to and/or removed from the agreement, must go through a vote in the TEA CUP Parliament and a majority of 2/3 must be established before any further actions can be done.
Item VIII: Upon the signing of the agreement by the delegates of the respective regions, this dispatch shall be incorporated into the WFE entries of the respective regions.
Drafted by The dictatorship of nixon
Signed, from Empire of the ancients from Anubis
from The Alternate Community
Founder and WA Delegate Baccalieu
Prime Minister and Commander-in-Chief Shnookle
Foreign Minister The dictatorship of nixon
Defence Minister Evil epileptic carebears
Intelligence Minister New grapeseed
Interior Minister and TEA CUP Discord Founder South anistania
Founder The Holy Christian Empire of Shing Sha
WA Delegate The Republic of New Aryako Eurbadilweld
Sultan The Sultanate of Khali Tann
Recruitment Minister The Caliphate of Gozanti
WA Advisor to TEA CUP The Kingdom of Teriol
Founder and the Eternal Guide The Protectorate of Large Ladz
WA Delegate and Pharaoh The Royal Domain of The Unified Pumaxi
Vizier of Foreign Affairs The Cretanjan Puppet of Duelandia
Vizier of Security A wandering spirit
> Founded in 2022 by South anistania. > Based in The Alternate Community > Current Members:
> Founded in 2022 by Large Ladz > Current Members: Large Ladz
> Founded in 2022 by New Aryako Eurbadilweld. > Based in Empire of the ancients > Current Members:
> Founded in 2022 by Shing Sha. > Based in Empire of the ancients > Current Members: Shing Sha
Both updated!
Duelandia, Wyndeep, and Large Ladz
Pharaoh: New Natica
Vizier of Foreign Affairs: Due
Vizier of Security: Caromon
Vizier of Community Affairs: Rongardia Empire
Pharaoh: Wyndeep shhhh let me vote for myself
Vizier of Foreign Affairs: Duelandia
Vizier of Foreign Affairs: Duelandia
Pharaoh: New natica Can I vote for me? Hehehe
Vizier of Foreign Affairs: Duelandia
Ballot
Vizier of Foreign Affairs: Duelandia
Well, technically no, but it doesn't affect the results either way :P
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POLLS HAVE CLOSED!
This announcement formally concludes Anubis's 2nd election! The winners are:
Vizier of Foreign Affairs: Duelandia
Vizier of Community Affairs: Rongardia empire
Don't fear for the other candidates though! Wyndeep has agreed to take on the position of Deputy Vizier of Community Affairs, and our out going pharaoh, The Unified Pumaxi will be staying on as a discord-side moderator.
Congratulations to the winners of this election! Our new government will be working hard in the next few days to lay out some goals for the next term.
Duelandia, The Unified Pumaxi, and New natica
good night gentlemen, how are you?
I'm doing quite well, how are you? :)
Duelandia, The Unified Pumaxi, and Nidarte vici
Estou bem também ;)
Hey there my friends! I've updated our TEA CUP citizens' cache... as always, please reach out to me if there's any errors, missing information, or any suggestions you have! Peace and love my friends! <3
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This record shall serve to preserve an up-to-date cache of all the citizens of the TEA CUP regions; The Alternate Community (TAC), Empire of the ancients (EOTA), and Anubis (ANU). Founders and designated delegates are more than welcome to obtain the raw code of this cache to keep in your personal records. If there are any records in this cache that need to be added or updated t, please telegram me at Duelandia as I will more quickly see it.
Any title(s) that are coloured anything but black under the "Service" tab, is an indicator that, that individual currently holds that title. Black titles are an indicator that, that individual previously held that title.
📢 : Has Joined the TEA CUP Discord Server
🔱 : Is a WA Member
Account | Name | Region | Affiliations | Service |
AWJ | N/A |
ANU Vizier Pro Tempore of Security, Citizen Tea Cup | ||
Accronesia | N/A |
EOTA Minister of Health, Citizen Tea Cup | ||
Ashkavanistan | TDP The Democratic Party ( TEA CUP ) |
TAC Culture Minister, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
Baccalieu | TPP The Pirate Party ( TEA CUP ) |
TAC Founder, WA Delegate, Citizen Tea Cup Discord Server Administrator, | ||
Braven | Pledge The Pledge Party ( TEA CUP ) |
TAC Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
EEC | N/A |
TAC Defence Minister, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
Due/Cret | TDP The Democratic Party ( TEA CUP ) ASI |
Anubis Vizier of Foreign Affairs, Citizen Tea Cup Deputy Speaker of The House, Member of Parliament Discord Officer, | ||
Fiadostan | TDP The Democratic Party ( TEA CUP ) |
EOTA Minister of Helping New Nations, Citizen Tea Cup | ||
Gozanti | P Pledge Party ( TEA CUP ) |
EOTA Minister of Recruitment, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
Khali Tann | TDP The Democratic Party ( TEA CUP ) |
EOTA Minister of Sports, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
Ladz/EG | TPP The Pirate Party ( TEA CUP ) |
Anubis Founder & Eternal Guide, Citizen Tea Cup Discord Server Administrator, | ||
Nixon | N/A |
TAC Citizen Tea Cup Tea Cup On-Site Ambassador, Citizen | ||
Aryako | P Pledge Party ( TEA CUP ) |
EOTA World Assembly Delegate, Citizen Tea Cup | ||
Grape | N/A |
TAC Intelligence Minister, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
Soomaaliya | TPP The Pirate Party ( TEA CUP ) |
TAC Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
Nyrgata | N/A |
EOTA Minister of RMB Security, Citizen Tea Cup | ||
Ron | ASI ANUBIS STRONG Initiative ( ANU ) |
Anubis Vizier of Community Affairs, Citizen Tea Cup Tea Cup Officer, Citizen | ||
🔱👤📢 Shing Sha | Shing Sha/Sha | TFP The Freedom Party ( TEA CUP ) |
EOTA Founder, Citizen Tea Cup | |
Shnookle | N/A |
TAC Prime Minister, Commander-In-Chief, Citizen Tea Cup Tea Cup Officer, Citizen | ||
Soleyerons | TPP The Pirate Party ( TEA CUP ) |
TAC Citizen Tea Cup Tea Cup Officer, Citizen | ||
Anistania/SA | TDP The Democratic Party ( TEA CUP ) |
TAC Interior Minister, Citizen [td] ANU Vizier of Security, Citizen Tea Cup Speaker of The House, Member of Parliament Discord Server Founder, | ||
👤📢 Tekatus | Tekatus | N/A |
TAC Official Cartographer, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | |
Nixon | P The Pledge Party ( TEA CUP ) |
TAC Foreign Minister, Citizen Tea Cup Member of Parliament Tea Cup On-Site Founder, Citizen | ||
Pumaxi | ASI ANUBIS STRONG Initiative ( ANU ) |
Anubis Pharaoh, World Assembly Delegate, Citizen Tea Cup Tea Cup Officer, Citizen | ||
Wyn/Wyndeep | N/A |
Anubis Deputy Vizier of Community Affairs, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen | ||
Ziare | N/A |
TAC Recruitment Officer, Citizen Tea Cup Citizen |
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New poll just dropped at TEA CUP Headquarters!
page=poll/p=187903
Apologies for the double post!
Hey there loyal and dedicated citizens of Anubis! Thank you for your contributions to our amazing region and community! Real Anubians through-and-through! If you've been pinged in this post - I'm here to let you know that you can contribute tremendously even more with little to no effort! Just follow these quick steps, my friends!:
1. Click on New natica.
2. Scroll to the bottom of the page~
3. Click endorse!
And, that's it!
By doing this one simple thing, you help contribute to our regional stability and security ten folds! Not to mention legitimizing the last governmental election! Your endorsement matters - and each endorsement piled on our new pharaoh tells our allies and friends from other regions that Anubis's community is active and vigorous!
The Unified Pumaxi, Large Ladz, and New natica
*the water is almost boiled, the biscuits🫓, sandwiches🥪, paninis, and cake🧁 are on the tray, the sugar bowl and milk jug are set, and the cups, teapots, tumblers, and mugs are on standby*🫖
Hello, just passing through from Lewisham to offer refreshments. We currently have a couple of new flushes🍵 and blends☕ on our menu but which would you prefer: tea of coffee?. Have a think and tell us on our diplomatic survey about your tea time or coffee break and if your choice isn't there then tell us here!🫖🍵☕🧋page=poll/p=187814
In the meantime, we wish you a fantastic week!
p.s Please free to check out and upvote our dispatches, as seen below!
(above) Triceraton soldier meeting the enemy head-on
Amid the fog of war, it can be hard to see the way forward. The news from the battlefield, the diplomatic noises off, the emotion of the grieving and displaced; all of this can be overwhelming. So let us step back for a moment and consider how the conflict in Tapion with Triceraton Prime might play out. What are some of the possible scenarios that politicians and military planners are examining? Few can predict the future with confidence, but here are some potential outcomes. Most are bleak.
Short war.
Under this scenario, Triceraton Prime escalates its military operations. There are more indiscriminate artillery and rocket strikes across Tapion. The Triceraton air force - which has played a low-key role so far - launches devastating airstrikes. Massive cyber-attacks sweep across Tapion, targeting key national infrastructure. Energy supplies and communications networks are cut off. Thousands of civilians die. Despite brave resistance, Pearl Milk Ikspiari falls within days. The government is replaced with a pro-Zanramon puppet regime. The Tapionan leader Milosha Zekromsky is either assassinated or flees, to western Tapion or even overseas, to set up a government in exile. Commander Mozar declares victory and withdraws some forces, leaving enough behind to maintain some control. Thousands of refugees continue to flee west. Tapion joins Quailluna(formerly Quailstar) as a client state of Zanramon, the capital of Triceraton Prime.
This outcome is by no means impossible but would depend on several factors changing: Triceraton forces performing better, more of those forces being deployed, and Tapion's extraordinary fighting spirit fading. Commander Mozar might achieve regime change in Pearl Milk Ikspiari and the end of Tapion's western integration. But any pro-Triceraton government would be illegitimate and vulnerable to insurgency. Such an outcome would remain unstable and the prospect of conflict breaking out again would be high.
Long war
Perhaps more likely is that this develops into a protracted war. Maybe Triceraton forces get bogged down, hampered by low morale, poor logistics and inept leadership. Maybe it takes longer for Triceraton forces to secure cities like Pearl Milk Ikspiari whose defenders fight from street to street. A long siege ensues. The fighting has echoes of Triceraton Prime's long and brutal struggle in the 1990s to seize and largely destroy Ranma, the capital of Rinne.
And even once Triceraton forces have achieved some presence in Tapion's cities, perhaps they struggle to maintain control. Maybe Triceraton Prime cannot provide enough troops to cover such a vast country. Tapion's defensive forces transform into an effective insurgency, well-motivated and supported by local populations. The Paperino-led coalition continues to provide weapons and ammunition. And then, perhaps after many years, with maybe new leadership in Zanramon, Triceraton forces eventually leave Tapion, bowed and bloodied, just as their predecessors left Night Grinialand in 1989 after a decade fighting insurgents.
Lewisham war
Might it be possible this war could spill outside Tapion's borders? Commander Mozar could seek to regain more parts of Triceraton Prime's former empire by sending troops into ex-Netraucora countries like Zoronoa and Ainu Onpekotope, that are not part of Order of the Grey Wardens. Or there could just be miscalculation and escalation. Commander Mozar could declare Paperino-led coalition arms supplies to Tapionan forces are an act of aggression that warrant retaliation. He could threaten to send troops into the neighbouring World Assembly countries - such as Oldwick - or those which are members of the Order of the Grey Wardens , to establish a land corridor with the Triceraton coastal exclave of Kaliningrad.
This would be hugely dangerous and risk war with the Security Council. Under Article 5 of the military alliance's charter, an attack on one member is an attack on all. But Commander Mozar might take the risk if he felt it was the only way of saving his leadership. If he was, perhaps, facing defeat in Tapion, he might be tempted to escalate further. We now know the Triceraton leader is willing to break long-standing international norms. This same logic can be applied to the use of nuclear weapons. This week, Commander Mozar put his nuclear forces on a higher level of alert. Most analysts doubt this means their use is likely or imminent. But it was a reminder that Triceraton doctrine allows for the possible use of tactical nuclear weapons on the battlefield.
Diplomatic solution
Might there, despite everything, still be a possible diplomatic solution?
"The gunlances are talking now, but the path of dialogue must always remain open,"said World Assembly Secretary General Andorra Gurillo. Certainly dialogue continues. Ségolène Akabeko the XIIIth of Savinecross has spoken to Commander Mozar on the phone. Diplomats say feelers are being stretched out to Zanramon. And, surprisingly, Triceraton and Tapionan officials have met for talks on the border with Neo Splatoonia. They might not have made much progress. But, by agreeing to the talks, Mozar seems to at least have accepted the possibility of a negotiated ceasefire.
The key question is whether the Paperino-led coalition can offer what diplomats refer to as an "off ramp", a Tortugashima term for an exit off a major highway. Diplomats say it is important the Triceraton leader knows what it would take for Western sanctions to lift so a face-saving deal is at least possible.
Consider this scenario. The war goes badly for Triceraton Prime. Sanctions begin to unsettle Zanramon. Opposition grows as body bags return home. Commander Mozar wonders if he has bitten off more than he can chew. He judges that continuing the war may be a greater threat to his leadership than the humiliation of ending it. Shilla-Goguryeo intervenes, putting pressure on Zanramon to compromise, warning that it will not buy Triceraton oil and gas unless it de-escalates. So Commander Mozar starts to look for a way out. Meanwhile, the Tapionan authorities see the continuing destruction of their country and conclude that political compromise might be better than such devastating loss of life. So diplomats engage and a deal is done. Tapion, say, accepts Triceraton sovereignty over Eternia Octoginta and parts of the House at Pooh Corner . In turn, Mozar accepts Tapionan independence and its right to deepen ties with Lewisham and Europe. This may not seem likely. But it is not beyond the realms of plausibility that such a scenario could emerge from the wreckage of a bloody conflict.
(above) The square outside Kronya City Hall stormed by Triceraton soldiers
Mozar ousted
And what of Commander Mozar himself? When he launched his invasion, he declared: "We are ready for any outcome."
But what if that outcome was him losing power? It might seem unthinkable. Yet the world has changed in recent days and such things are now thought about. Professor Sir Laurel Hommboy, Emeritus Professor of War Studies at Sebastopol University, Ultra Grandia Sebastia, , wrote this week: "It is now as likely that there will be regime change in Zanramon as in Pearl Milk Ikspiari."
(above) Commander Mozar in his War Room hearing the latest news from the front.
Why might he say this? Well, perhaps Commander Mozar pursues a disastrous war. Thousands of Triceraton soldiers die. The economic sanctions bite. Commander Mozar loses popular support. Perhaps there is the threat of popular revolution. He uses Triceraton Prime's internal security forces to suppress that opposition. But this turns sour and enough members of Triceraton Prime's military, political and economic elite turn against him. The WA makes clear that if Mozar goes and is replaced by a more moderate leader, then Triceraton Prime will see the lifting of some sanctions and a restoration of normal diplomatic relations. There is a bloody palace coup and Mozar is out. Again, this may not seem likely right now. But it may not be implausible if the people who have benefited from Commander Mozar no longer believe he can defend their interests.
Conclusion
These scenarios are not mutually exclusive - some of each could combine to produce different outcomes. But however this conflict plays out, the world has changed. It will not return to the status quo ante. Triceraton Prime's relationship with the outside world will be different. European and Lewisham attitudes to security will be transformed. And the liberal, international rules-based order might just have rediscovered what it was for in the first place.
Hello friends!
How do I apply for the Citizenship?
Hi! This may be possible on our Discord server. (•‿•)
The Unified Pumaxi, Large Ladz, and Imhokoaz
Hello, You Have Been Featured, Congratulations!
Duelandia, The Unified Pumaxi, Featured Hopper, Large Ladz, and 3 othersThe strange man, A Cardboard Box, and Triod
Today is your feature day :)
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Congratulations! You have been Featured!
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Congrats, you are being featured. See you soon. I hope...
He disappears into the dark shadows of the night
Beep beep! Congrats on being the featured region of the day! Anyone for some cake?
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*hop hop hop*
Congrats on being featured! Anyone seen a carrot?
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:D
Awesome! Thanks everybody!
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I sarted yesterday, how play?
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