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Welcome to the Communist Cartel!

You can post stuff on the Regional Message Board if you have questions, inquires or just general things to share.

Please note that any posts that are false or will cause offense will be censored dealt with accordingly by the People's Commissariat for Alternative Facts Beijingistan.

Further violations may lead to the People's Commissariat for Peaceful Relocation Ancapland tm to step in.

Thank you for your utmost co-operation
Chairman The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency

Free bonapartist spain

His Excellency wrote:Welcome to the Communist Cartel!

You can post stuff on the Regional Message Board if you have questions, inquires or just general things to share.

Please note that any posts that are false or will cause offense will be censored dealt with accordingly by the People's Commissariat for Alternative Facts Beijingistan.

Further violations may lead to the People's Commissariat for Peaceful Relocation Ancapland tm to step in.

Thank you for your upmost co-operation
Chairman The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency

As decreed by His Excellency 'upmost' is now an official alternative spelling of 'utmost'.

Post self-deleted by His Excellency.

Beijingistan wrote:As decreed by His Excellency 'upmost' is now an official alternative spelling of 'utmost'.

This is fake news. Capitalist bourgeois rightist media have twisted my words.

His Excellency wrote:This is fake news. Capitalist bourgeois rightist media have twisted my words.

...I'm one of your officials.

Beijingistan wrote:...I'm one of your officials.

This comment has been removed by the People's Secretariat. You will now be airbrushed out of all photos. Goodbye.

Make me one of the officials. I demand it so or I will drug you with my nudity and weed
u know who i am, make me the minister of health or science

Beijingistan, I thank you for your service for keeping our Regional Message Board clean of any rightist propaganda.

His imperium

Notcommunististan

As decreed by His Excellency 'Facist' is now an official alternative spelling of 'Fascist'.

Notcommunististan wrote:As decreed by His Excellency 'Facist' is now an official alternative spelling of 'Fascist'.

Notcommunististan has been hijacked by bourgeois capitalist rightist fake news mainstream media fascist racists.

The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service.

Yay for the environment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

North koreaistan

Notcommunististan wrote:As decreed by His Excellency 'Facist' is now an official alternative spelling of 'Fascist'.

stupid fascist prescription of spelling!!!!! I'll spell fascist how I want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

His Excellency, Beijingistan, and Status quo warrior land

Notcommunististan

Danyo please create a poll to see whether or not I should convert Notfacististan to anarchy

His Excellency and Beijingistan

OFFICIAL VERDICT FROM THE SUPREME COURT OF THE COMMUNIST CARTEL
For immediate release to the Cartel

Following a case submitted by Beijingistan, the Court finds the following:
His Excellency has breached Article II.3 of the Constitution for failing to hold a 'democratic election on behalf of the People' every fortnight due to his negligence
▪ The current Chairman, Shulistan, is illegally holding his Office, as it contravenes Article II.1 which states '[the Chairman of the Politburo] shall hold their Office during the Term of two Weeks'.

The Court hereby orders the following:
▪ A Chairman election to be held with immediate effect
▪ The removal of Shulistan from his Office and temporarily appointing His Excellency as 'Chairman pro Tempore'
His Excellency paying Z$1.99 (or its equivalent in other currencies, i.e. 3.9 trillion Foods) in damages to Beijingistan

OFFICIAL ORDER FROM THE CHAIRMAN PRO TEMPORE
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To contain the Zombie outbreak, all nations (including puppets) must research a cure. Killing Zombies doesn't help because you're killing your own civilians. Anyone caught collaborating with the Zombies will be dealt with as a Traitor of the Revolution.

As for the Chairman elections, the 1st round will resume as normal. The 2nd round will be delayed until the outbreak has been contained.

Undersigned
Chairman pro Tempore, Founding Father His Excellency

Dysfunctionalities

MAKE ME GS AND CHAIRMAN HOES

His Excellency and Laksrike

3RD CHAIRMAN ELECTION [1ST ROUND]
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Ancapland tm and Notcommunististan have been elected to participate in the 2nd round of the Chairman elections. Congratulations to all of our participants who were not elected. The 2nd round will begin later today.

Voting statistics
50% voted for Ancapland tm
50% voted for Notcommunististan
0% voted for Pakchoistan

Voter turnout was at 57%

3RD CHAIRMAN ELECTION [2ND ROUND]
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Notcommunististan has now been elected as the new Chairman of the Politburo. Furthermore, Shulistan has been inaugurated as the new General Secretary.

Voting statistics
60% voted for Notcommunististan
40% voted for Ancapland tm

Voter turnout was at 71.4%

MAKE ME GS AND CHAIRMAN HOES

His Excellency and Dysfunctionalities

Post self-deleted by Pakchistan.

Post by Pakchoistan suppressed by Notcommunististan.

Due to rising tensions, I speak on behalf of myself when I say the following;
Shulistan should be removed from office as General Secretary
NotCommunististan should also be removed from office as Chairman.
The only compentent person who could ever be considered and should replace these roles is PakChoiStan, whose title as Chancellor would encompass these roles.

Pakchoistan wrote:Due to rising tensions, I speak on behalf of myself when I say the following;
Shulistan should be removed from office as General Secretary
NotCommunististan should also be removed from office as Chairman.
The only compentent person who could ever be considered and should replace these roles is PakChoiStan, whose title as Chancellor would encompass these roles.

so this is how liberty dies.

Notcommunististan, Beijingistan, and New Walaca

Laksrike wrote:so this is how liberty dies.

With thunderous applause.

Notcommunististan and Laksrike

Laksrike wrote:so this is how liberty dies.

The New Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbour that twin cities frame.
"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Notcommunististan and Beijingistan

NEW GOVERNMENT APPOINTMENT
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Congratulations to Beijingistan who has been appointed as the new People's Commissariat for Alternative Facts after approval by both General Secretary Shulistan and Chairman Notcommunististan.

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