*drops coffee on floor*
What?! Well that won't do at all! We ought to be our own planet as well! Explore the world, map it all! Discover the grand celestial forests.
I propose that Forest is in fact a planet in its own right, not merely a continent in some larger scheme.
"Only a continent." What a preposterous notion.
Also, now we have to go our own planet, because that coffee stain isn't coming out of the carpet anytime soon, so...
*throws entire coffee pot against the wall*
From an environmental standpoint, this is literally the best news article that I've read in years, and years, and years...
Imagine that we collectively decide not to overwhelm the entire planet... dare we hope?
*makes more coffee to throw*