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Vote! lol
We should have a chat about stuff and junk. Will pm a discord link.
Due to the absolute flood of requests for cheesy limericks, here you go.
An amoeba named Max and his brother
Were sharing a drink with each other;
In the midst of their quaffing,
They split themselves laughing,
And each of them now is a mother.
Maniacal, SherpDaWerp, and Aleator
While I think I understand the motivation for this, it simply codifies the National Sovereignty of a member nation into subservience.
Nyet.
Ah, they're still going - someone finally managed to repeal the long-hated GA#2, but since then no-one's been able to agree on all the different things it used to codify, so no replacement yet. Looks like this one will finally succeed in actually requiring member states to obey the WA, again.
The big one that got people was the war stuff; GA#2 was very weird in its definitions, but no-one can agree on how to re-define it...
Some big changes finally came through. Mainly aimed at the R/D game it seems but still interesting.
leaving now... walking... running... running with the herd
Wait, that looked like a... caribou?!? How the hell is my lounge room the right biome for this?
NS World Trade Fair coming up for those that want to visit.
I am pleased to announce, Hell has a Governor and the gates are OPEN, after nearly a decade behind a password.
Can check out our special edition of Hell's Bells here!
After over 8 and half years behind a password, Hell has finally reopened their gates. Thanks to the creation of the new frontier/governor system put into place, Hell has just appointed long time delegate and King of Hell The Stalker as governor. Freeing Hell from all prior security concerns and allowing the permanent removal of the password that had kept Hell safe for almost a decade. Special thanks to Sedgistan for pioneering this change that will allow a new life to so many historic regions.
In conjunction with momentous event, please join me in congratulating Premedite, Draconic Aiur, and Morbus as they all rise to the rank of Hell Elder. Long time residents of Hell and some of the very last to complete the trials to join Hell, it is an honor to have them join the rank eldership.
As the newly appointed governor, I’d like to take a moment to thank my fellow elders for helping us get here. I thank Cynical Alcoholics, the most senior Hell Elder since July 2003 and only other Hellion left who was once delegate of Hell and his long service to the region. I thank Donkervader, one of the first nations I recruited to join Hell upon becoming delegate almost 9 years ago. I thank Sathan, long time Hell Elder since December 2004. I thank Boolaroo long time Hell Elder since March 2004. I thank Yodoshi aka Daisy Johnson for her leadership of Underworld and devotion to the Hellion community. I thank Kyraina long time friend and Prince of Hell. I thank Altmoras as leader of the Horsemen, and all the advise and help with security he has given over the years.
I thank my former co-rulers, Freddland the Gatekeeper of Hell and Big jim p the Lord of Hell, for putting their trust in me all those years ago to lead Hell, it is my hope they some day return to see the newly freed Hell.
And a shout out to Gehenna Primus, Demonos, Mrev the Dead Goblin, and anyone I may have missed. It was a collective effort to get here, and it is because of their and all the Elders past and present dedication to Hell that reopening the gates became possible. It’s been too long, and we’re glad to be back.
We hope you've enjoyed our special edition of Hell's Bells. Nations interested in contributing to future issues should contact The Stalker for details.
Important Note: In payment for having enjoyed our Newspaper you are expected to up arrow this factbook. Failing to up arrow this factbook means you are willing choosing to forfeit ownership of your soul to The Stalker for all eternity instead. Thanks for reading.
I am pleased to announce, Hell has a Governor and the gates are OPEN, after nearly a decade behind a password.
Can check out our special edition of Hell's Bells here!
After over 8 and half years behind a password, Hell has finally reopened their gates. Thanks to the creation of the new frontier/governor system put into place, Hell has just appointed long time delegate and King of Hell The Stalker as governor. Freeing Hell from all prior security concerns and allowing the permanent removal of the password that had kept Hell safe for almost a decade. Special thanks to Sedgistan for pioneering this change that will allow a new life to so many historic regions.
In conjunction with momentous event, please join me in congratulating Premedite, Draconic Aiur, and Morbus as they all rise to the rank of Hell Elder. Long time residents of Hell and some of the very last to complete the trials to join Hell, it is an honor to have them join the rank eldership.
As the newly appointed governor, I’d like to take a moment to thank my fellow elders for helping us get here. I thank Cynical Alcoholics, the most senior Hell Elder since July 2003 and only other Hellion left who was once delegate of Hell and his long service to the region. I thank Donkervader, one of the first nations I recruited to join Hell upon becoming delegate almost 9 years ago. I thank Sathan, long time Hell Elder since December 2004. I thank Boolaroo long time Hell Elder since March 2004. I thank Yodoshi aka Daisy Johnson for her leadership of Underworld and devotion to the Hellion community. I thank Kyraina long time friend and Prince of Hell. I thank Altmoras as leader of the Horsemen, and all the advise and help with security he has given over the years.
I thank my former co-rulers, Freddland the Gatekeeper of Hell and Big jim p the Lord of Hell, for putting their trust in me all those years ago to lead Hell, it is my hope they some day return to see the newly freed Hell.
And a shout out to Gehenna Primus, Demonos, Mrev the Dead Goblin, and anyone I may have missed. It was a collective effort to get here, and it is because of their and all the Elders past and present dedication to Hell that reopening the gates became possible. It’s been too long, and we’re glad to be back.
We hope you've enjoyed our special edition of Hell's Bells. Nations interested in contributing to future issues should contact The Stalker for details.
Important Note: In payment for having enjoyed our Newspaper you are expected to up arrow this factbook. Failing to up arrow this factbook means you are willing choosing to forfeit ownership of your soul to The Stalker for all eternity instead. Thanks for reading.
Congrats 
The Stalker, a job well done doesn't cover what you did with Hell my man; a labour of love and years.
What was the NS World Trade Fair?
Sorry, I'm still extremely busy IRL :(
I know what it was a few years ago (we had a regional stall) but I'll be damned if I know what it's morphed into :P
"What is your view on the role of the press in society?"
Please vote in this new poll.
Is a churro a donut stick, or is a donut a round churro? Cite opinion, sources are boring and reductive.
There is no such thing as a true donut, simply the imperfect idea of a donut. This is why so many people call them different things because the perfect idea did not translate to reality with grace and now that it's here imagination can't reimagine it.
Written, authorised, vouchsafed and approved by me as an honest fnord falsehood.
G'day all - just announcing that I'm leaving the WA - not *never* to return, but I'm getting a little tired of the stat effects. A backstage pass surprisingly makes it even more annoying when you know exactly what the problems are... and all you can do is wait for RNG to let you fix them.
Subsequently, I guess I won't be the delegate anymore - it's a shame to leave this region without one, but that's just life. Without that "responsibility" chaining me down, I'll probably go on a trip around some other regions - I hear Forest is lovely this time of year. So long everyone, and thanks for all the fish - while we haven't really been as active as we once were, it's been nice to just chill and hang out, occasionally have a chuckle when some wanderers roll in.
Mournivalia and Primotavv
It's a shame to see you leave. Somehow I feel it's my fault.
Thanks for your input over the years mate, it's been fun! Enjoy wherever you go and whatever you do my friend.
Less than 3 days to N-day!!
Join the Horsemen of the Apocalypse today!
page=faction/fid=5
“We impose order on the chaos of faction evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”
- The Stalker when asked the purpose of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The non-aggression pact, the shameless megafaction, the backroom agreement, these are the tools of cowards and weaklings. True glory rests in the hands of those who succeed on their own merits. Strength is the only currency accepted by The Atom, and only the strong will prosper on N-Day. The Horsemen of the Apocalypse are the greatest faction in N-Day history, that is a simple fact, the highest score ever, the highest faction population ever, the most nukes ever, the most shields ever, the only faction to ever finish at #1 with no radiation, our accolades are limitless, our abilities are peerless. You all know who we are, and you know what we're about. If you wish to free yourself from the shackles placed upon you by bickering cowards and sycophants then seek us out. The ability to choose what is destroyed, when, and in what manner is the exclusive prerogative of the powerful, following the weak will only lead to you being counted among the vanquished.
RP aside, we dominated last N-day, claiming the top 10 faction ranks in the name of the Apocalypse, and we're going to win again this time even if it requires us to actually try a little. If you want to be in the #1 faction then join us, accept no substitutes.
If you want to flex on all the other nerds that play this game join our Discord now and join our faction.
And I heard as it were the noise of thunder, One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw, and behold...
The Count Down: page=news
It's time my friends, The Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride once again.
Hell, Underworld, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, St Abbaddon, and bringers of the apocalypse ride again!
For those who haven't ridden with us before and for those of us in need of a refresher please read over the NS News dispatch here; page=dispatch/id=874170
Simple Version.
1. Join faction to start building production
2. Spend Production on missiles or shields
3. Use missile to strike foes for points, use shields to stop incoming missiles
4. Read ^ dispatch, V read the Plan.
5. Be on the Discord! >>> HERE! <<<
The Plan
We show no mercy. Join us and you will be free to attack whomever you wish, we have only targets and make no non-aggression pacts.
Join us on the discord for organization hits, or pick your own targets on your own.
Stick to your specialty, if you're military build nukes, if you're strategic build shields. If you're economic do whatever you please. Whatever your specialization be ready to fight at the start, who knows how many losers from last year will try and fail to get revenge on us early.
Hail to the Riders of the Apocalypse, for we are the leaders of the Horsemen, follow us into oblivion and glory.
Best way to avoid becoming a repeated target will be to keep our defense strong, if they can't land a strike on us, and we don't attack them, they will move on. While we'll focus on earning points.
I wanna encourage folks to have a 40% offense, 60% defense slant on production. Particularly at the start of the game and while people are more active. At the start we will see a lot of attacks coming in from everywhere, so have your defenses ready. Remember it is better to stop the first attack to discourage future attacks, strikes only get easier later on.
All of this will be organized through our discord.
Altmoras is the Lord of War, leader of the Horsemen, follow his orders.
FAQ
How many nations to use?
Short answer, as many as you can manage, and in relationship to the time you plan to put in.
Everyone should use at least one nation, if you plan to put in the time and effort use a few more. Remember you build resource/"production" only when the nation is in the Faction. Allowing you to buy shields and missiles, more nations means more you can build up, have one nation just for defense, one for missiles, etc.
However more nations also means more targets for our foes to target! So you gotta pull the weight of the nations you use. Lots of inactive targets is bad, what we want is the right amount of active folks making best use of the max production they can handle.
Does this affect my nations stats??
No! There are no long term repercussions.
History of the Horsemen
N-Day I: We made it into 30th for top strike, our offense was on point. However we didn't have nearly enough defense, we also attacked indiscriminately, started fights, and got mass attacked by everyone in return.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day II: We made it into 12th place with 12,606 strikes, and only taking 5,827 hits.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day III: We rocked the house taking 2nd place thanks to the tireless work of Altmoras, with 67,539 strikes, and only taking a mere 39 hits.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, Citadel of Ricks, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day IV: We won. We came in 1st. 332,564 strikes and not a single hit landed on us. We are the Kings of the Apocalypse!! Great work to all involved, special thanks to organizer and leader of the Horsemen Altmoras!
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, Citadel of Ricks, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, St Abbaddon, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day V: We took on all of NationStates. For the first 13 glorious hours of N day we rage war on all of NS. No alliances and no mercy was shown, pure slaughter and destruction followed. Eventually in the 13th hour, all of NS united against the Horsemen and finally overwhelmed us nuking us into oblivion. Ending with a score of -643,469. The remaining faction fed on our faction's corpse.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, St Abbaddon, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day VI: We joined with the Crabs and became Crabs of the Apocalypse! Two of the most powerful factions joined as one left no chance for anyone else. First 12hours Crabs of the Apocalypse had a non-aggression pact with The Potato Alliance, and the two removed weaker factions of the board. Upon ending the non-aggression pact, TPA was destroyed, and the rest of NS shortly followed. Crabs of the Apocalypse dominated so completely all ten of top faction spots were claimed in the Crabs of the Apocalypse. Final score was an absurd 1,287,974.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, The West Pacific, The Pacific, Balder, United Kingdom, The Great North, The Communist Bloc, Europeia, The Leftist Assembly, The Land of Kings and Emperors, The Internationale, The Social Liberal Union, The Sasquatch Republic, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, St Abbaddon, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day 6 News Report
N-Day VII: Horsemen of the Apocalypse returned in classic form. Naturally claiming first once more with score of 444,575.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, Blackstar, St Abbaddon, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day 7 News Report
N-Day VIII: Horsemen of the Apocalypse once again claim the crown. Scoring a record breaking 1,652,905 score. Making the 4th N-day we’ve won, more than any other faction. First several hours the major factions built up farming smaller faction, until Potato Alliance and Cosmic Corsairs attacked Anime Nations Against Liberals (ANAL). Once the dust settled, Horsemen came in and cleaned house on Potato Alliance. ANAL and Cosmic Corsairs would continue to fist fight throughout the event. Over the course of the event the Horsemen would rain hellfire upon the remaining factions, claiming the top three positions, and largely only factions that had their nations leave the faction after scoring would remain positive.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, St Abbaddon, Atlantis, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day 8 News Report
N-Day IX: Similar to N-day 5, we took on all of NationStates, only to eventually be overrun and destroyed. After the Horsemen were knocked out, did the other factions kill each other to declare themselves the new kings of the apocalypse? No, they kept the peace that the death of the Horsemen brought, it will go down as one of the most peaceful N-days on record. With Kingly Heathens Asserting Neighborliness claiming king victor.
Member Regions: Hell, Underworld, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, The Order of the Grey Wardens, Lily, St Abbaddon, Atlantis, Lazarus, and bringers of the apocalypse.
N-Day 9 News Report
N-Day X: Horsemen join up with Khan to become Kingly Horsemen Asserting Neighborliness!!
Member regions:: Hell (& Company), Augustin Alliance, FOCUS, Lone Wolves United, United Regions Alliance, The Pacific, The West Pacific, and bringers of the apocalypse.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.
Other regions joining the faction will be honored in this dispatch!
➤ Now knowing full well the ravaging consequences of nuclear war, the strong leadership of every signatory region gathered deep underground in a high security high tech facility codenamed the War Vault. After hours of roman saluting each other, the parties involved partook in a multi-hour long discussion to assert the preliminary goals of the coalition, as well as the contingency plans for that year's iteration of the all too familiar global frenzy of Mutually Assured Destruction. The following points were vaguely agreed upon and recorded in officially-unofficial writing on the back of a nuka-cola stained napkin:
Members of the FSA faction solemnly swear to fight for the imperium of the soul that is our shared common ground to our very last irradiated man; Signatory regions shall plunder their soils for precious uranium with such disregard as if there were no nature left on the glass planet of tomorrow;
We shall always nuke first and ask questions later;
On N-day and N-day alone, to glow in the dark is considered a fact of life and not a distinguishing feature of saboteurs;
It's pronounced "nucular" :)
No fighting in the War Vault!
If the FSA is ever to perish our final detonation must be so powerful and our mushroom cloud so tall that the whole world will shake and the antifa ghouls will stand back in stupefaction.
Good luck, and Have Fun!
➤ Fifth Empire
➤ United Fascist Workers Association
➤ The Coalition of NS Fascists
➤ Authotaria
➤ Sacrumterra
➤ The Grand Iron Order
➤ The Imperial Assembly
During N-day 9, individual nations from all over the metaverse joined arms with the FSA in the name of Funscism.
These many nations hailed from 27 non-pact-member regions:
➤ Second Kekistani Republic
➤ Europe
➤ Barbaria
➤ Albosiac
➤ The Land of Kings and Emperors
➤ Poland
➤ Kuznet Union
➤ West Germany
➤ Liberal Democratic Union
➤ Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
➤ Fullworthia
➤ Osiris
➤ Balder
➤ The Invaders
➤ The South Pacific
➤ SCCR Soviet Cobra Communist Republic
➤ Eurth
➤ The Apolean Frontiers
➤ Karma
➤ Lazarus
➤ Communist Dictatorships
➤ The Alliance of Absolute Monarchs
➤ The Rejected Realms
➤ Christian Nationalist Front
➤ The Black Hawks
➤ The Pacific
➤ Autism zone
As the curtains draw to a close on this event of metauniversal destruction, the brave men and women of each valiant nation return to their lives in relative normalcy, living without fear of the next inevitable hyper nuclear war. Whispers in the halls of power hint at a future return of the alliance, under a mysterious nuclear caesar...
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