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Dogeanea

My Quote Competetion Quote:

Quote: Am I the only person who sucks stranger's toes in dark alleyways and manufacture glorious bananas that have a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance of being invincible and quite undigestable (Activating Gurgle Translate)(Activating Bribe #3254)(Gurgle Translate is now CROMCH! Translate(This is something you can read about on r/dogelore))

CROMCH! Translate™
Direct Transdoge: I"M CHOKING GET ME SOME MELK FROM THE TEST SUBJECTS
Censored Transdoge: I seem to be asphyxiating please go get the 10% tastier than Milk type of Milk the Melk humanely from the free Melkdoges

©CROMCH!Translate
News Flash:

As the world peace has stabilised for now Dogenea will put our Invincible and Glorious Banana at the center of the region to signify the end of this war... they may try to destory it but it will never be destoryed

Kaonashia

Dogeanea wrote:I got GLADOS's brother DOGEOS to sing the anthem... (or is it my undeveloped teenage voice just tuned like crazy.)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FsWcYbzUygQ-TKpsdY96O3mNnEoB7Gm2/view?usp=sharing

Did I hear a slight hint of autotune there?

Kaonashia and Sidramye

Dogeanea wrote:CROMCH! Translate™

WARNING
WARNING
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT DETECTED
INITIATE PHASE ONE: CEASE AND DESIST LETTER

Hi Doge,
Could you please stop FREAKING STEALING OUR STUFF.
Thanks,
The Gurgle™ Team

Kaonashia

Koxor wrote:WARNING
WARNING
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT DETECTED
INITIATE PHASE ONE: CEASE AND DESIST LETTER

Hi Doge,
Could you please stop FREAKING STEALING OUR STUFF.
Thanks,
The Gurgle™ Team

AI PROGRAM WAR SCENARIO #52 confirmed...

DO YOU WANT TO DIE??? GURGLE YOU GUYS ARE JUST A COMPANY NOT A MILITIARY POWER...

BACK DOWN OR THE INVINCIBLE AND GLORIOUS BANANAS SHALL RAIN HELL ON YOU

Kaonashia

Dogeanea wrote:AI PROGRAM WAR SCENARIO #52 confirmed...

DO YOU WANT TO DIE??? GURGLE YOU GUYS ARE JUST A COMPANY NOT A MILITIARY POWER...

BACK DOWN OR THE INVINCIBLE AND GLORIOUS BANANAS SHALL RAIN HELL ON YOU

The frick Happened here?

Kaonashia

Sidramye wrote:The frick Happened here?

Don't ask. Just smile, wave, and back away slowly

Kaonashia and Sidramye

Dogeanea wrote:AI PROGRAM WAR SCENARIO #52 confirmed...

DO YOU WANT TO DIE??? GURGLE YOU GUYS ARE JUST A COMPANY NOT A MILITIARY POWER...

BACK DOWN OR THE INVINCIBLE AND GLORIOUS BANANAS SHALL RAIN HELL ON YOU

HAHAHAHA NO

DISNEY HAS PERMISSION TO BUILD NUCLEAR WEAPONS, SO WHY SHOULDN'T GURGLE?

MWAHAHAHAHAAA

Thanks,
The Gurgle™ Team

Kaonashia

Koxor wrote:DISNEY HAS PERMISSION TO BUILD NUCLEAR WEAPONS, SO WHY SHOULDN'T GURGLE?


Hold on lemme Gurgle that...

Kaonashia

Hagston wrote:Hold on lemme Gurgle that...

Oh wow ok

Kaonashia

Do we prefer the colour-scheme of gold and black or gold and purple? (or the original gold and red?)

Kaonashia

Koxor wrote:HAHAHAHA NO

DISNEY HAS PERMISSION TO BUILD NUCLEAR WEAPONS, SO WHY SHOULDN'T GURGLE?

MWAHAHAHAHAAA

Thanks,
The Gurgle™ Team

As the Minister of RP I now begin the next war a war (thatwillhavehumancasualtiesbutthedamagetotheinternetwillbegreater) will be fought with AIs so Currently Koxor has Gurgle Assistant the GA and Dogeanea has the IAGAGAB(Invincible and great and glorious banana) All nations are free to make their AI's and name them currently all processing power will be at 1 PFLOPS(Real Thing Gurgle It)(I'm too lazy to explain) and quantum computing will be outlawed for the beginning progress... I will name your companies for the IT if you wish to join... This is basically WarGames's Joshua VS Joshua on and on... Koxor Will have the ability to name it's company because it initiated the war and mine will be STUFF or STUPID THINGS UTOPIA FOR FREAKS

Kaonashia

BTW Hagston I'm holding two fo your country cards hostage so you better join my side in the war

Kaonashia

Dogeanea wrote:As the Minister of RP I now begin the next war a war (thatwillhavehumancasualtiesbutthedamagetotheinternetwillbegreater) will be fought with AIs so Currently Koxor has Gurgle Assistant the GA and Dogeanea has the IAGAGAB(Invincible and great and glorious banana) All nations are free to make their AI's and name them currently all processing power will be at 1 PFLOPS(Real Thing Gurgle It)(I'm too lazy to explain) and quantum computing will be outlawed for the beginning progress... I will name your companies for the IT if you wish to join... This is basically WarGames's Joshua VS Joshua on and on... Koxor Will have the ability to name it's company because it initiated the war and mine will be STUFF or STUPID THINGS UTOPIA FOR FREAKS

Ooh AIs huh

Go here https://play.aidungeon.io/
And here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ybW48rKBME

Hagston wrote:Do we prefer the colour-scheme of gold and black or gold and purple? (or the original gold and red?)

I like the original gold and red...

Dogeanea wrote:page=deck/collection=27444

Nooooo my card's market value has dropped from 1.00 to 0.25. Maybe I'll give you a favour if you can help me get it back up

Koxor wrote:I like the original gold and red...

Ahh yes. That looks like home.

To: The Kaonashian Assemblea Colonial

From: Hagstonian Ministry of Defence and Foreign Affairs

After 5 days of discussion in regards to the recent announcement, we have decided we would like to establish an official peace treaty.

We understand this offer may not be taken up, and so we have a proposal.

If conflict stops and the war is over:

•The area already captured by Kaonashia forces may remain yours, and officially part of Kaonashia. This is as long as all citizens of Hagston are given a safe exit out of the area if they choose to do so.

Kaonashia

Hagston wrote:Nooooo my card's market value has dropped from 1.00 to 0.25. Maybe I'll give you a favour if you can help me get it back up

It's already backa t 0.7 and will probably rise to 4 by the end of the week... according to it's cultivation statisitcs and my current amount of Bankl

Dogeanea wrote:It's already backa t 0.7 and will probably rise to 4 by the end of the week... according to it's cultivation statisitcs and my current amount of Bankl

Oh wow

Dogeanea wrote:BTW Hagston I'm holding two fo your country cards hostage so you better join my side in the war

Haha, but I don't have country cards, you can't hold mine hostage

Also WOOOO CELEBRATION TIME I GOT 1 BILLION CITIZENS

Hagston and Sidramye

Hagston wrote:Do we prefer the colour-scheme of gold and black or gold and purple? (or the original gold and red?)

Gold and black would look really nice

Hagston wrote:Oh wow

Now it's at 2.3 way more than a common card should be worth

also, I think the 3rd season of cards is coming in like august right before the zombie and nuclear wars also what's your guy's experiences on the nuclear war

Why is the Embassy closing

Kaonashia

Hagston wrote:"Ah—cough cough— Yes um....over here. I'm a jour cough —journalist from the LNC, I just was—cough cough wondering what this "Project Altaq" might be? After a quick Gargle Search, all we could find was some technology company. Does this have anything to do with you, Mr...or Mrs.....wait. ummm. Kind...... thing?

The No-Face shows itself with a mask that expresses a happy face

"Apologies... Good sir... But Project Altaq is... classified information..."

Koxor wrote:After having a quiet talk with his head diplomat, Zemeti Olaj raises his hand, then realises he is not in school and lowers it again. Trying his best not to look at the No-Face, he says,

"Mr... thing..." - here he looks at the Hagstonian journalist for support - "My head diplomat has told me... ahem, no I have decided myself... that Koxor will not accept this offer unless we are also considered in your peace treaty with Hagston." He looks again at the diplomat, who nods encouragingly. "Therefore, we will continue the ceasefire, but the war will not end unless we are also given a seat or six at the negotiation table."

Zemeti Olaj sits down again, looking quite relieved.

The No-Face breaths out, a sign of something not good

"Listen here... young soul... When we say... case closed... it really is... case closed... Understood?" - the mask on the creature now smiles exageratly, thus being percieved s creepy for the majority of the humans observing it.

Hagston wrote:To: The Kaonashian Assemblea Colonial

From: Hagstonian Ministry of Defence and Foreign Affairs

After 5 days of discussion in regards to the recent announcement, we have decided we would like to establish an official peace treaty.

We understand this offer may not be taken up, and so we have a proposal.

If conflict stops and the war is over:

•The area already captured by Kaonashia forces may remain yours, and officially part of Kaonashia. This is as long as all citizens of Hagston are given a safe exit out of the area if they choose to do so.

"Kaonashia appreciates cooperation... Therefore... we would like to invit...e your regime on a... internal meeting to... get to know eachother... better... and negotiate... a peace treaty." - the mask expresses a friendly smile, non-creepy

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