Legion of the CukeBoard

Transonlatria wrote:

Look it is a tall man with a fadorra is this are guy?!?!??

That's a snowmaaaaaannn
The chef is tackled by a man as he falls from a tree
N: It's been some time Captain.
C: Get off me!
the chef and Nickolai get up
C: It is fantastic to see you though, my old Estonian Comrade. So you have a lead on the Samovar you say?
N: Yes I do. According to a rumour that spread in the late 90's, there is a waterfall of tea in the Amazon rainforest. It might have something to do with the Samovar.
C: Brazil? I had a lead on a tea resuovoir in a cave in Azerbaijan

Transonlatria wrote:

Did you remember to uncode the note card that said “Azerbaijan”

N: No I believe both leads are correct but you should figure out which to follow first.

Khanetstan wrote:

C: The waterfall sounds more promising. Brazil?

Alright let’s go back to the hotel and book some plane tickets to São Paulo!
*grabs A tarantula out of a tree’s mouth*

Khanetstan wrote:

C: Brazil it is then. Nickolai will you be coming?
N: No captain. I have certain... business to attend to.
C: Mafia business?
N:👈👈
C:Well it's been an absolute pleasure seeing you again, I hope you're business brings you happiness.
*They shake hands and go their separate ways*
C: Well than comrades, let's be on our way.
*The group gets back in the taxi*

THE TERRORISTS ARE BACK!
*the taxi swerved and avoids the bomb as you notice the driver is your roommate from the winter war*
R:So chef where ya going
T:Umm…the air port

Khanetstan wrote:

Don't worry I'll handle this.
*The chef throws off his overcoat to reveal a kalishnakov and begins firing you briefly see literal fire coming from his eyes as he shoots off round after round*

R: well looks like you haven’t lost your pro-aim comrade
T: Are we almost at the airport?
R: Almost, hold on I will take a short cut
*he drives through a Apple store as you notice he faked his driving license*
R: There you are comrade,the airport
Also go in the fourteenth row then press the blue button behind the newspapers
T: What is there
R: You’ll see

The traveling wanderer wrote:

Experiencing the craziness, simply allows themself to be dragged about.

Should we really get on another plane?

Maybe the blue button we’ll help us
*get’s on the plane and goes to row 14*
Are you coming?

Quivers in the wake of the server shutdown

The traveling wanderer wrote:

Holds the spider close and settles into a bunker

There, there.

Row 14 isn’t that bad
It’s more of a small enclosed box then a bunker
*presses button*

The traveling wanderer wrote:

Pets A tarantula

Winces

Ooo, I don't think they like that at all. They've got little hairs that they use for defense, actually throwing them at anyone who tries to touch them, and if you pet them, they can go bald.

Clicks nervously

Seriously sparkly vampires wrote:

...once the application is unfrozen.

Which doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon.