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Your FoM General has returned. Hail the Pale Orc

I have wrote draft on Covid - 19 to prevent the outbreak in the Nation States i ask for your support to all the concerned about the illness.
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Left butt cheek

*sneeze*

oh no

Left butt cheek wrote:*sneeze*

oh no

PLAGUE TIME PLAGUE TIME PLAGUE TIME

Left butt cheek

Welph. Time to put this region into quarantine and cast Left Butt Cheek into Mt. Doom

Left butt cheek

Hail! I am once again running for World Assembly Secretary-General!

LinkPlease allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long years, stole many a man's soul and faith.


As the King of Hell and beloved Devil of NationStates, I declare my bid for WA Security General!
Respect, Integrity, and completely Mad.

A new age is dawning, and I am the Morning Star.

The time has come, dear NationStates, to talk of many things! Of shoes and ships, and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

Our Message: We Are Legion
As we enter round 2 of this election it's pretty clear Feeder Game Created Regions of NationStates think they can gang up on the rest of us to win this election. Declaring The Black Hawks raider Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls their champion.

I reach out to my fellow founderless regions, my fellow user created regions, those of you who have devoted years to their region and this game we all enjoy. Join my campaign and together can we win, only together can we show the powerhouse GCRs that the common regions matters too! We are legion, we are many, we can overcome them. Let me be your champion.

Every region that supports our campaign will be included in our dispatch, every regions that supports us will be welcome to an embassy with Hell.
Voice your support on our Forum Thread!

Just who is the King of Hell? Why, now, that's simple. The King of Hell is you, NationStates. I am your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. As your future WA Security General, it's my responsibility to preside over our great demonicracy. So, as your WA Security General, I will be the voice, the heart, and soul of NationStates. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Kingdom. One NationStates. Now... and forever!

I've played NS since late 2003, i've been around and will always be around. For I am eternal, and eternally I endure. I've seen the passages of time, the changes, and know what the future will bring us if not lead by the proper representative.

The Devil You Know
Chief Satanic Editor of Hell's Bells
Commended by the Security Council as Forever Fields
Creator and Co-leader of The Horsemen of the Apocalypse winners of the last year's N-Day event.
Co-Authored the Condemnation of The Black Hawks
Demonic Host of Hell Radio
#1 in the World for Gambling Industry
>History of Hell
>Life of the Mad King
I am the who, when you whisper who's there.

As Your Elected Leader
I will be the change we all know in our hearts we wanna see on NS. I will Condemn the wicked and provide you every vice. I stand for you, the people of NationStates, those who have devoted years to this game like I have. Hard work and Integrity is how I got where I am, and together we can accomplish so much more.
Let me work for you NationStates, vote for the Devil you know, vote The Stalker for WA Security General.

LinkWhen the Devil is too busy, and Death's a bit too much.
They call on me by name you see, for my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune, to the Ladies I'm Sir Prize.
But call me by any name, Any way it's all the same...

Sympathy For The Devil
What does supporting The Stalker get you? Not only does it get you a better run NationStates, but you it gets you the support of the beloved Devil of NationStates himself. Nations and regions that endorse The Stalker for WA Security General will in turn have the gratitude and respect of The Stalker and Hell. They will be granted a favor in equal or greater proportion to their offered support. Isn't it better to have the Devil owe you one? ;)

Is it madness, my dear, which drives a man of my genius,
To strive for an impossible prize? Or is it the striving for that which is ever just out of reach,
Which prevents madness from overtaking me? I do not fear death... for I am The Stalker!!

LinkThunder on the mountain, and there's fires on the moon. A ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon.
Today's the day, where I'm gonna grab my trombone and blow! Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go...

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Let me work for you NationStates, vote for the Devil you know, vote The Stalker for WA Security General.

I hope you guys will consider supporting me. :)

Hello, all. Our great WA is on the brink of destruction. Racoda wants to end it, McMasterdonia wants to ruin it, Riskarga is unreliable, and Fauxia made up a fake GAR to try to get votes. Don't even get me started on some of the other candidates.

My goal is to bring the power of Sec-Gen to the people. Vote on what I do and vote on, talk to me directly, request changes, etc. And now that I have teamed up with Zoigai, even more great things are possible for the World Assembly. Just vote for us. I don't care who you vote for as long as it's me or Zoigai.

My platform:
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Zoigai's platform:

If i am voted then i will let the people run my choices and do what's best for everyone!

Even though I may not be as famous or be experienced with NS, I still have Real-Life experience being a secretary as i've served for a 2 year term for a club at my school.
Though i still have yet to publish a resolution and put it on the table for votes. I still try very hard to get involved and be active even though some days i just can't get time enough to get to this with all the work there is to do. That's why i want to make a difference for people with my same situation and help their voice stay alive even when they are inactive for a few days.

I believe that with every members help We can Make NationStates Great Again!!

As secretary I Pledge to
- Listen to every member possible
-Make sure that The duties are followed to the maximum.
- Give even the lowest of members a chance to be heard
- Do everything in my power to keep NationStates a welcoming environment
- Bam the "Dillies"
- And soo much more!!

So vote for me and hurry!

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Lansaka-Zoidgai 2020

More Power For Me Is More Power For YOU.

Make NationStates Great Again!

Post by The world capitalist confederation suppressed by a moderator.

New poll is new,perhaps the best yet depressing poll ever!

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Nyyx wrote:PLAGUE TIME PLAGUE TIME PLAGUE TIME

Welcome back I missed the return message after you CTEd

i hope no ring is lost here

Hello Mordor.

Stay safe everyone. Be good to yourselves and others. Be patient. A pandemic is over when it is over; not when we wish it were over.

Meanwhile, try our new poll? The fellowship practising social distancing. Which video conference participant are you?
https://i.imgur.com/9KKISA8.jpg

P.S.: Can you place all the quotes?

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The Soviet States of Europe wrote:i hope no ring is lost here

Ring? What ring? We definitely don't have a ring that is classified as a WMD

*nervously laugh*

BlazingAngel wrote:Ring? What ring? We definitely don't have a ring that is classified as a WMD

*nervously laugh*

Hmmm I see, hopefully no hobbit comes here and finds it

Free land of malopolska

10000 Islands

Hello. I am here to expand my project of my country's embassies. To get included, quote me.

Embassies

by Free land of malopolska

In Free Land of Malopolska those countries have embassies:

Embassies in Kraków all are in the same district, shown by the following map (flags might be a little bit dissorted, but they should be able to resemble individual countries):

Free Land of Malopolska has embassies in following countries:

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I wonder which one could be Mordor's favourite.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky...

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Hello all!

We (from Middle Earth) are starting the (DnD-like) Middle Earth Roleplay this Sunday, the 14th of June! We decided on 2 map updates per week, on Sunday and on Wednesday. Later we can change this to 1 per week if there are enough people willing to do this (or to any other combination of values and dates).

Right now we have 3 that signed up (from a total of 14 possible slots on the map) and are going to play starting Sunday - however we would love to have a few more. To have more fun (as we have more that play) but to also take the load off the Game master (that'll have to represent 7 to 9 non-playable factions with his close to zero roleplaying skills).

Moreover, I am actually a very good-hearted person, so I'll give a shiny ring to whomever joins the RP. I have 9 possible rings to offer, all golden and suitable to satisfy any of your demands! Each of the 9 rings has some inscription on them, but you must not worry too much. Those that have already joined are not eligible anymore, sorry! (Trust me, its better this way.)

If you are interested please check the map over at https://middle-earth.LTstuff.com/roleplay/rp3/map.html (please wait a bit for it to load) and see if there's any spot on the map free for you. Then telegram me or Tatarica and we'll walk you over the steps to join. You can always join at a later time (we have at least 2 people that are interested to join but can not do it now), after the RP start. But to be sure that you get what land you'd like (and the golden ring I mentioned earlier) do consider joining now, until Sunday.

** Being a part of the RP means that you are to use a new nation (less than 300 million population) to join Middle Earth Roleplay for the duration of the RP, and you will post your In-Character messages with that nation on the Regional Message Board of Middle Earth Roleplay.

Federal republic of america and the cari

Amazing news everyone!

UPDATE 00 for the Middle Earth Roleplay has been posted !

Thanks to all that made this possible. There are also some spots still free on the map, if you wish to join.

Please feel free to check it out at the following link:

** REMEMBER! ON EACH THREE UPDATES YOU GET AN INFLUX OF UNITS **






More info:





FROM THE OLD UPDATE... :
Nothing to post from earlier updates as the roleplay just started!






What has been done until this update :
Nothing to post from earlier updates as the roleplay just started!







The Map of Middle Earth Roleplay - Update 00:
The Map of this Update can be found LinkHERE.
** IF you want to check out the other updates, go LinkHERE **






PANEL OF PLAYING KINGDOMS:




    • Kingdom's Name: Broken Tooth Tribe

    • NS Player: Dwarf

    • RP nation: Wild Hunt

    • Race: Orcs

    • Leader: Snicklefritz

    • Hero: type D, Snicklefritz (same as Leader)

    • NS Stats: -5% effectiveness

    • Favouritism: 50 (+ 0% effectiveness)

    • Regions under command: (2) : Horse Plains (C), Upper Nurn

    • Armies under command: 3000 Orcs in Horse Plains (with Hero)




    • Kingdom's Name: Clan Frostbeard

    • NS Player: Dwarven Mines

    • RP nation: Clan frostbeard

    • Race: Dwarves

    • Leader: Dralvik II

    • Hero: type D, Balur

    • NS Stats: +10% effectiveness

    • Favouritism: 50 (+ 0% effectiveness)

    • Regions under command: (2) : Forochel (C), River Lhun

    • Armies under command: 1000 Dwarves in Forochel (with Hero)




    • Kingdom's Name: Elvea-Falasse

    • NS Player: Kingdom of the Unicorn 02

    • RP nation: Elvea-Falasse

    • Race: Elves

    • Leader: Cirdan

    • Hero: type D, Gannoriel

    • NS Stats: +5% effectiveness

    • Favouritism: 50 (+ 0% effectiveness)

    • Regions under command: (2) : Northern Lindon, Mithlond (C)

    • Armies under command: 1000 Elves in Mithlond (with Hero)




    • Kingdom's Name: Empire of Coldvar

    • NS Player: New margaux

    • RP nation: New margaux

    • Race: Humans

    • Leader: Nikolai Nāves

    • Hero: type D, Nikolai Nāves (same as Leader)

    • NS Stats: +10% effectiveness

    • Favouritism: 50 (+ 0% effectiveness)

    • Regions under command: (2) : Andrast (C), Anfalas

    • Armies under command: 2000 Humans in Andrast (with Hero)




    • Kingdom's Name: Rohan || ** Not currently playing **

    • NS Player: Echoriath

    • RP nation: ** no RP nation yet! **

    • Race: Humans

    • Leader: Theoden

    • Hero: type A, Theoden (same as Leader)

    • NS Stats: +0% effectiveness

    • Favouritism: 50 (+ 0% effectiveness)

    • Regions under command: (2) : Anorien, Rohan (C)

    • Armies under command: 2000 Humans in Rohan (with Hero)




    • Kingdom's Name: The Defender's Fjord

    • NS Player: Wille-Harlia

    • RP nation: -wille-harlia-

    • Race: Dwarves

    • Leader: King Alexius Comnenus

    • Hero: type C, Erasmus Dragonsword

    • NS Stats: +10% effectiveness

    • Favouritism: 50 (+ 0% effectiveness)

    • Regions under command: (2) : Iron Hills, Withered Heath (C)

    • Armies under command: 1000 Dwarves in Withered Heath (with Hero)




    • Kingdom's Name: (NPC) Etyangoldi Alliance

    • Race: Elves

    • Leader: Curufinwe Fallenstar

    • Regions under command: (3) : Cardolan, Dunland, Hollin (C)

    • Armies under command: 800 Elves in Hollin




    • Kingdom's Name: (NPC) The Variag Order

    • Race: Humans

    • Leader: Ulwarth the First

    • Regions under command: (2) : Near Harad, Sutherland (C)

    • Armies under command: 1600 Humans in Sutherland




    • Kingdom's Name: (NPC) The Woodland Enclave

    • Race: Dwarves

    • Leader: Barazturg (female)

    • Regions under command: (3) : Hearth of Mirkwood, Western Mirkwood (C), Woodland Realm

    • Armies under command: 800 Dwarves in Western Mirkwood




    • Kingdom's Name: (NPC) Trollshaw Realm

    • Race: Orcs

    • Leader: Torogok

    • Regions under command: (3) : Ettenmoors (C), Rhudaur, Upper Rhudaur

    • Armies under command: 2400 Orcs in Ettenmoors




    • Kingdom's Name: N/A




    • Kingdom's Name: N/A




    • Kingdom's Name: N/A




    • Kingdom's Name: N/A












DIPLOMATIC STATUS THROUGHOUT THE REALM:

  • Broken Tooth Tribe

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • Clan Frostbeard

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • Elvea-Falasse

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • Empire of Coldvar

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • Rohan

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • The Defender's Fjord

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • (NPC) Etyangoldi Alliance

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • (NPC) The Variag Order

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • (NPC) The Woodland Enclave

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • (NPC) Trollshaw Realm

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • (Unfilled Slot)

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • (Unfilled Slot)

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-

  • (Unfilled Slot)

    • Official Allies: -none-

    • Official Enemies: -none-








Wars status throughout the realm:

  • Nothing happened so far !
    (The Roleplay just started ..)








RANKING: Most Provinces Controlled:


- (1st): (NPC) Etyangoldi Alliance (3 of 7)
- (2nd): (NPC) The Woodland Enclave (3 of 7)
- (3rd): (NPC) Trollshaw Realm (3 of 7)
- (NPC) The Variag Order (2 of 5)
- (Player) Broken Tooth Tribe (2 of 5)
- (Player) Clan Frostbeard (2 of 5)
- (Player) Elvea-Falasse (2 of 5)
- (Player) Empire of Coldvar (2 of 5)
- (Player) Rohan (2 of 5)
- (Player) The Defender's Fjord (2 of 5)
- (Unfilled Slot)
- (Unfilled Slot)
- (Unfilled Slot)
- (Unfilled Slot)







NPC talk and decisions of this update:
.

Etyangoldi Alliance:
The land of the Etyangoldi Alliance is quite mysterious to the outsider, as there is not a lot of information regarding them. The reasons for this are currently unknown. What is known, however, are the following.

The lands of Etyangoldi Alliance are rumored to hold great treasures, artifacts and even some enchanted items. The ruler of this kingdom is an elf of royal bloodline, named Curufinwe Fallenstar. He is very charismatic, a true demagogue, knowledgeable in the art of war and has a reputation for being cunning, self-absorbed and even resentful. Quick to anger and easily provoked, he is rumored to often employ unorthodox (unconventional) tactics and to have little care for the lives of those under his command when he sets a goal in mind. In the same time, the armies of the Etyangoldi Alliance are elite, not necessarily due to their personal prowess in battle but rather due to some top tier armor and quality weapons.

Curufinwe Fallenstar and the bulk of his army was last known to be found in the province of Hollin, the capitol of the Etyangoldi Alliance. They are resting there after the successful conquest of Cardolan from the descendant kings of Numenor.

----
No army movements


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The Variag Order:
The many clans of Southern Mordor have, apparently, united under Ulwarth the First, ruler of the Variag Order. A legitimate claim for unification in this part of the world is usually related to how big your sword is, how far can you swing it and by how many die before you. And Ulwarth is shy in no aspect; he rules the clans with an iron fist and is sure to provoke some serious damage. So, now, with the clans united he looks elsewhere to increase his gain. And the only way is up.

But walking on a path of war and death may not be sufficient in these greener pastures of the world. Allies can prove to be a necessary evil, at least for securing a front; be it northern, eastern or western. Important decisions are to be made. Until then, Ulwarth the First and his armies reside at the capitol, Sutherland, and have sent a few messages.

"To the kingdom of Rohan,

This is in part a notice and a demand. The free folk, under my rule, wish riches and wish land. Here, we lack both riches and land. As such, we are expanding. You can be our allies or you can be our enemies.

The Variag Order"

also,

"To the empire of Coldvar,

The Variag Order salutes you. Some southern kings left our lands for Andrast, Belfalas and Anfalas, and I'm sure you're a descendant of one of them as the blood of a southernern runs through your veins. Or I hope it does, for if it does not, then it means that my folk perished to the blade of your folk. And if such a case is true, then I must seek retribution.

I hope not, as my plans are to expand and I wish to have allies that I can trust. Or enemies that are worth my blade.
What say you?"

and, finally, one last message.

"To the ruler of the Broken Tooth Tribe, Snicklefritz,

I hope that this message reaches you in good omens. My folks and your folks surely fought alongside, at one point in the distant past, around the plains of Mordor. Now, its up for the taking. What are your goals, your desires, your plans? Are you interested in reigniting some sort of lost connection between the freefolks of Khand and Sutherland and the orcs and goblins? Or are you decided to take glory in your own hands and test the waters? I warn you, they're quite muddy.

Hope you get the meaning of my message. Understanding or a good fight. For Nurn, for Mordor, and, why not, for the rest of Middle Earth. Or the seeds of an alliance, a bigger clan and glory for the both of us.
"

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No army movements
Send a message to the Kingdom of Rohan, discussing cooperation, non-aggression or a sentiment of war
Send a message to the Empire of Coldvar, discussing cooperation, non-aggression or a sentiment of war
Send a message to the Broken Tooth Tribe, discussing cooperation, non-aggression or a sentiment of war


.

The Woodland Enclave:
If you're not a dwarf then you would not believe it if you were not to see it with your own eyes; but if you were to see it with your own eyes, you wouldn't be able to speak about it afterwards - as you'd either be dead, have your tongue and eyes cut out, or, if you're lucky, you'd be working for the rest of your life in the harsh mines of the Iron Hills.

I'm talking about the dwarf queen of the Woodland Enclave, Barazturg. The name means 'red beard' in the popular language but few would assume that its a female they're referring to. Yet here she is, in all her glory, at the spearhead of a dwarf battalion; beautiful contraptions, war machines and heavily armored warriors wielding powerful rune weapons and skirmishers proficient in crossbows and axe-trowing, their ever-lasting loyalty to the cause and to their queen makes for a powerful foe or a sturdy ally.

Alone, isolated in the woods, the Woodland Enclave slowly grows in power. But the craving for an united dwarf front is still a powerful cog in the dwarf mindset so Barazturg plans to try to connect with other dwarves. As such, she sends a few emissaries to other places of Middle Earth, namely to the Iron Hills, to the Grey Mountains, to the High Pass and to Moria, to Forochel and to the Blue Mountains. She wonders if there are any dwarves residing in these lands ...

----
No army movements
Send emissaries with gifts to the Iron Hills, the Grey Mountains, to the High Pass, to Moria, to Forochel and to Blue Mountains.
* emissaries can reach the Iron Hills and Forochel if the players that own those provinces want to


.

Trollshaw Realm:
Ettenmoors and Rhudaur are known to be desolate marshes, woodlands and mountains filled with dark creatures, and as such many castles and towers were built on top of hills all around the realm by the good folk wishing to protect themselves against the perils of the land. But without a good coordination, a central power or at least an influencial noble to keep the reigns and assume some sort of command, bad things happen.

And in this case, those bad things had a name. Trolls. Trolls. Trolls. Big trolls. Trolls smash. And not long after, the built towers were just a pile of cracked bricks and the castles of Rhudaur looked much like small stone ruins, a reminder of old times. But these trolls are not just smash and smash and smash. You can say that they're quite smart. Especially this particular troll, Torogok. Not a big talker, but a real do-er. He realized that instead of eating folk they could thrall folk. And make the folk fight for them. Or be eaten if they refuse, of course. There's no glory in being eaten (not to mention that its quite gruesome) but there's some glory in a death on the battlefields.

Trolls, with the help of slaves, captives and servants, managed to have a good hold on Ettenmoors and Rhudaur and are now planning to expand.

There's just a small issue. Torogok the troll heard from some captives that there's a king to the South that may prove to be a small nuisance. And why fight a kingdom when you can continue to smash around, own townsfolk and conquer more land? After all, its quite nice to be a troll and not be a thrall but own a thrall.

"Send a message to the elf Curufinwe", Torogok said to one of his human servant (that appears to be quite healthy, well fed and with all his limbs still attached).
"Glory to the Etyangoldi Alliance,
The trolls of Ettenmoors salute you.
We have no quarrels with you.
You're good folk."

"And be back quickly. Or else ...", Torogok added to his servant, before to get his dinner.

----
No army movements
Send a message to Etyangoldi Alliance about a non-aggression pact.


.





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Cuomo

Your favorite pasta!

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(After a error in build its back!)

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Railroad crossing wrote:helllo

Good Day

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Greeetingsssss...
My colony and I hope to enjoy our stay in this dark and prey rich land.

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