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Dancing Dragons wrote:

Her Majesty Queen Lydia will be most welcome to have tea with the Domina of Dancing Dragons, Lady Laura de Luna one of these days.
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Her Ladyship also invites the Honourary Citizen of Dancing Dragons, the Most Excellent Sir Friends of Dorothy, Tommy's a Host extraordinaire, to moderate whatever differences may surface.

Sincerely,
Willy The Teddy Bear
Dancing Dragons Chief (and only) Minister
and Captain of the Royal Suffed Animal Marine Corps

Dearest Willy, There shall be no differences between them. Queen Lydia and Lady Laura will go down n history as the best of friends, you’ll see. We will hire writers from shows where everyone lives happily ever after. Fully scripted, nice frocks, subtle lighting, a touch of ecstasy and we’ll have a diplomatic triumph. N’est-ce pas?

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy's bar

Here is today's question for a free milk and honey..

Who are the best of friends? (It's official.)

a) God and the Devil

b) Amber Heard and Johnny Depp

c) Queen Lydia and Lady Laura

Happy Tuesday !!!

latest poll results:

optional public nudity won the last poll with 8 votes, mandatory public nudity came second with 7 votes, and only 1 vote for public nudity outlawed.

unsurprisingly, the nudist dreamland strongly support public nudity.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:

That's a large milk and honey for everyone who took part in the poll. Señorito, darling. Put the gun away. I'm putting this on my personal tab and will pay what I owe by next week.

No one has answered the Trivia Showdown bonus question, even though the highly educated among you must have figured out the answer.

Come on, people! Answer the quiz, get a free milk and honey! It comes with a tiny umbrella!

Wanna split that bill? My piggy bank is bursting with pennies I get from tips, and I save a lot of money on sun screen because I don't go nude.

The answer is indeed c), Rainbow Beach, but not to have known the question has raised eyebrows. I'll put the milk and honey prize on my tab so there's no trouble.

Nudesia wrote:

unsurprisingly, the nudist dreamland strongly support public nudity.

Always great to hear. This was a very fun poll. Can't wait for the next one, lovelie.

Jinea wrote:

So many possibilities by Etta Fink
A bomb under the stage,
a fire at the theatre.
A maiden of sinister intentions,
Or just badly prepared poisonous fish.
I hope the Lady is not harmed though,
she actually sounds like a nice woman.

Dorothy Parker has competition from Etta Fink !!!

Thursday is Ladies’ Night, Lads’ Night, Gay Night & Cats Drink Free at Tommy’s bar

Get to Tommy’s NOW !!!

G'day Nudist Dreamland!

You know what great people such as Churchill, Mme. Curie, Marlene Dietrich or Louis XIV the Sun-King used to say?
Get to Tommy's now! .
They did! Honest!

Endless brick hallway wrote:

“ in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.”
Not what I meant to do, I just wanted more theater kids but alrighty then

Don't worry, my dear. Some mistake surely !!! Where do these things come from !!!

In the meantime it's Friiiiidaaayyy !!!.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:

In the meantime it's Friiiiidaaayyy !!!.

Indeed it is! And this is the programme at Tommy's!
Get to the lounge, read the paper. Have tapas or some brunch. That la-la-la you're hearing is dear Rufus (I call him Roofie) warming up his voice. Have a cozy afternoon at the upstairs room.
And stay with us, the best is yet to come! Join Prof. Hendric van Stappel and the Tommy's University academia and staff for cocktails and quips in Yannian.
All very droll. And should you have any feathers you need to unruffle then you came to the right place! Gay Parrot will sing Celine Dion! How can your heart not go on?
Fireworks at 9 pm on the dot, mateys. Wild dancing on the dunes follows! There are torches and there's pink champagne!

BTW, I got a couple of ideas for Tommy TV shows.

CSI : Nudist Dreamland.
We could dissect nations that CTE and make some typical pathologist gallows humour.

Law and Order :Nudist Dreamland.
Hard-boiled senior detective Friends of Dorothy investigates the deaths of nations that ceased to exist. His hot, junior detective Dancing Dragons, in a supporting role, makes some clever remarks designed to keep the narrative interesting but that are actually irrelevant to the plot.
(But she's hot and viewers love it. In the late 1970's they called it jiggle television])

Jinea wrote:

And in the commercial breaks, some PSAs by Joe McElderry Fan Club! "Nudity is rad but carbon monoxide is bad - have you done your yearly inspection?"
Or The More You Know segments, with the same presenter. "Don't pee in a Bleach bottle."

That's wicked

Jinea wrote:

And in the commercial breaks, some PSAs by Joe McElderry Fan Club! "Nudity is rad but carbon monoxide is bad - have you done your yearly inspection?"
Or The More You Know segments, with the same presenter. "Don't pee in a Bleach bottle."

*puts on glasses and pantyhose,
and a bra and a white robe pretends to be a hot scientist*
*blinks*

What???

Speaking of pantyhose, take a look ar this
Un exemplu d'un calcetu curtiu.
Un calcetu, calcetia, calcetón o media ye una prenda pal pie, diseñada col fin de calecer, absorber el so sudu, protexelo de suciedá y rascuños y solliviar el frotamiento con él.

De la pallabra calcetos derívense otros sustantivos que de siguío numberamos:

Calcetu ye una prenda de vistir de tela delgao pa ponese nel pie los homes.
Calcetia ye una prenda de vistir de tela delgao pa ponese nel pie de la muyer o del home.
Calcetón ye una prenda de vistir de tela grueso pa home o muyer, equivocadamente tamién-yos dicen medies, una y bones les medies son otres prendes de vistir; los calcetones se manufacturan d'algodón o llana y vienen en modalidaes baxa hasta'l todíu, mediana a media pierna y alta hasta l'altor de la rodía.
Medies son priendas íntimes de vistir d'usu femenín, xeneralmente fabricaes de seda o nailon, les sos modalidaes son hasta enriba de la rodía o hasta embaxo de la ente pierna.
Pantimedias, prinda de vistir íntima d'usu femenín, xeneralmente fabricaes d'una tela delgao como la seda o'l nailon, xeneralmente cubre tola parte inferior del cuerpu dende la cintura hasta la punta de los pies como si fuera un pantalón.
Los calcetos tán diseñaos pa ser llevaos col calzáu que cubre'l pie enteru, como calzáu deportivo, botes o zapatos de vistir. N'ocasiones, llevar con sandalies y zapatielles de casa. Los calcetos tamién pueden llevase solos, xeneralmente dientro de casa.

De normal, los calcetos tán fechos de algodón, llana o nailon. Fabricar en colores varios, pero típicamente son escuros pa traxe formal y escamplaes pa traxe deportivu o ocasional.

This is Not Castellano. Aka Spanish.
This is Leonese. My language, Portugues, comes from Gallician-Leonese. From the Kingdom of Leon.