I’ll be starting the fry at the bottom of the bag elections today. I had a nightmare at work, 17 hours stuck in a room... But I’ve recovered and it’s all good now! :P
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Parliament results were announced, Hindu Puri lead election with 183 points.
The Aftermath of India's Diplomatic Crisis began.
India's Parliament Region got dissolved, the future of Parliament's assembly place remains in question.
Indian Army Liberates South India for the 4th Time.
Written by Whole India
After the whole Indian diplomatic crisis whose aftermath is still witnessed now, Few regions have said, “Growing fascism has infected India.” These regions have also pressurized many other allies of India to break relations with India. Now what’s ahead for India is the question.
Internal development is the answer. When we stabilize our region from within no one can dare to put hands on us. Stabilizing India’s judiciary is essential, and the OPAJ (Organisation of Peace and Justice) acts as a landmark in this process, however, the destination is making the Judiciary Independent. India’s new forum is in its final stages before launch, and hence, the Cabinet Secretariat is required to be established. Importantly the Cabinet Secretariat should be created before the forum’s established, but after the former founder of India National Parliament, India’s parliament, before screw up and closed down the region now the problem lies ahead is what shall be the provisional substitution of the parliament? Discord may be. And for same India needs a structured bureaucracy. The previous one ‘Civil Servants Act’ is quite ineffective and does contain many loopholes. What India needs is to correct these loopholes in a certain way.
Written by Whole India
Introduction: India's Parliament elections were quite smooth with Hindu Puri getting a wave of support. In this article, we shall be comparing the votes, vote shares and such other data.
The results and Analysis: India's election's results were quite different when we compare with last time's result.
On the Basis of the vote share, we can analyze many things. Vote share here is the total share of points. So, it's the total amount of points given to a candidate upon the overall sum of points given. In the January election, the overall points were 1610 while in the November election, the overall points were 1441. So accordingly, Hindu Mahasabha had a rise from 9.9% to 10.6% in vote share which was a rise from 142 points to 171 points. Devarj has received an increase in vote share from 7.6% to 7.9% and hence he has an increase from 109 points to 127 points. Gadhavi has a vote share increase from 8.0% to 9.9% due to which he has an increase from 115 points to 160 points. Still, Hyperpolis and Whole India have faced a decrease in vote share. Whole India's vote share decreased from 10.1% to 9.1% but this hasn't affected his points much as he has seen a rise of 1 point from 146 points to 147 points. Hyperpolis on the other hand faced the problem as his vote share reduced from 9.2% to 7.0% and hence he saw a decline from 133 points to 113 points. Hindu Puri lead the election with a strong rise to 11.4%. The people of India have shown a good amount of trust in this senior fellow.
Key Points from the election:
Hyperpolis saw a over all decline.
Whole India has seen a decline in Vote share.
Hindu Mahasabha witnessed a massive come back.
People have shown trust for Hindu Puri, more.
Gandhavi has a good rise overall.
Hindu Ram Rajya has made a record with such high points and vote share in the first go.
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Although I have never been in the bottom of the bag... I've been, on many occasions, at the bottom of the well!
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