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Hey everyone please read this factbook about why you should vote me for Gubberment, it has all my views, I even wrote it meself. But also please no critiqueing it is a rough work in progress first draft, and Sar graniabley islands did all of it blame it on him.

Heyo what’s up my lemonheads, it’s ya boi Rasputin here. Vote me for gubberment. Why? Lemme tell ya ;)

RP stuff
The RP gang is stoopid, and can’t make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.

Climate Change
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesn’t happen anymore. If you don’t vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase that’s what you’re doing.

FAM stuff

The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like

The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance

I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.

The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment I’ll just do this judicial stuff myself

The Legislature
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I can’t remember all of them. I’m thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.

The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didn’t do well on this, when I’m Gubberment I’ll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that

Miscellaneous

Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick

Bopping will be mandatory unless I don’t like you

Friday’s will be casual grill nights

All snakes in Korsinia’s possession will be apprehended

The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will

Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed

Y’all are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses

Broustan will be fired

Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp

Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here

We gonna replace the constitution with this page=dispatch/id=1270356
Also I’m pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out

Idk that’s about it folks

Read dispatch

Rhyssua, Korsinia, World Trade, Snowflame, and 6 othersTitanne, The Bigtopia, Marvinville, Zanaana, Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej, and Yernon

Lemonadia wrote:Hey everyone please read this factbook about why you should vote me for Gubberment, it has all my views, I even wrote it meself. But also please no critiqueing it is a rough work in progress first draft, and Sar graniabley islands did all of it blame it on him.
Heyo what’s up my lemonheads, it’s ya boi Rasputin here. Vote me for gubberment. Why? Lemme tell ya ;)

RP stuff
The RP gang is stoopid, and can’t make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.

Climate Change
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesn’t happen anymore. If you don’t vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase that’s what you’re doing.

FAM stuff

The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like

The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance

I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.

The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment I’ll just do this judicial stuff myself

The Legislature
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I can’t remember all of them. I’m thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.

The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didn’t do well on this, when I’m Gubberment I’ll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that

Miscellaneous

Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick

Bopping will be mandatory unless I don’t like you

Friday’s will be casual grill nights

All snakes in Korsinia’s possession will be apprehended

The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will

Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed

Y’all are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses

Broustan will be fired

Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp

Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here

We gonna replace the constitution with this page=dispatch/id=1270356
Also I’m pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out

Idk that’s about it folks

Read dispatch

Full support

Rhyssua, Korsinia, World Trade, Indian genius, and 6 othersLemonadia, The Bigtopia, The Islamic Country of Honour, Marvinville, Zanaana, and Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej

Marvinville wrote:

Preamble
I would like to mention that this manifesto was not intended to be the final edition and it was more or less a rough draft so I can get suggestions of what can stay and what should be changed.

An Independent Approach
Islonia, I would have to say that what you wrote is a valid point. However, people must know that I am an Independent and that I will remain as an independent. My campaign also believes that promoting a diverse Cabinet with people from different parties is a good thing as it will bring a different viewset to our administration. This section is still being worked on so it is not final.

More Transparency
The Korsinia administration has done a great job of being more transparent but I am absolutely not advocating changing that. I, however, see that adding a Press Secretary position is beneficial because it fits right in to what I'm pushing for, which is to add more jobs and opportunities for more nations. This Press Secretary position will let a nation get more involved in the region by writing reports for the Executive Branch. Also to mention that not every nation is able to join the region's government discord server. The reports that will be sent out to the region will inform all nations on what is going on in our government because they deserve to know what is taking place.

Ministerial Depth
Thank you to the Korsinia administration that has added more jobs to our government but I believe that we can do more. But I am surprised you seem to be against this statement: "we will be providing more opportunities than any prior government." If you do believe in having more jobs for more nations in our ever growing region, this should be a statement of praise instead of simply condemning it because you don’t want me to continue to expand off of what Korsinia has done to add jobs and opportunities to more nations.

Foreign Affairs
I would like to apologize to any member of the FAM or administration if they were insulted because we did not intend on doing that. Our campaign manifesto, before being released, was overlooked by multiple members of government and they saw no issues with it but even praised the FA section so we did not expect a complete backlash against this. I have already expressed my desire to completely rewrite this section of the manifesto. Before moving on, I would also like to point out that this statement made by you is “ you're just blatantly lying to everyone and using your lies to score political points.” Since you find this section “disgusting”, why continue on to be toxic and trying to attempt to score political points yourself? Why not simply propose your ideas of how inter-regional affairs should be conducted in the future instead of relying on insults to do the job? I understand that not everyone will agree on a Foreign Affairs policy and even if I changed it, you will certainly find a way to rant on it. At least you can try to remain civil next time, as I will do the same.

Culture Ministry
Then we shall continue doing and expanding what the CM does currently.

Re-establish the Recruitment Ministry
As I have stated in my manifesto, I want a Recruitment Ministry and I provided reasons for it. Not everyone will agree with this and I don’t expect you to agree either. You say that “It's not a specific part of the administration's job, it's THE administration's job” but this was changed under Rayekka and continued through the Korsinia administration. Any Prime Minister could create the Ministry or department as they see fit and I will change how it is operated if I shall become PM. You also state that “After all, you first need a population before having institutions” but we do have a population already, over 350 nations! Why not provide more jobs to more nations looking to participate? I believe that we don’t have such a differing opinion on Recruitment but just the way how it is set up in the administration.

Establish the Education Ministry
We do not have an Education Ministry and the administration has not nominated a Education Minister for said position. Also if the administration truly was creating the Ministry, there is a conflict of interest from the Acting Interior Minister, where he said that “while the Education Department has long been talked about among the members of the IM, we have yet to actually implement these strategies. Under my tenure, I would look to create a sub-branch of the ministry aimed entirely at education” during his confirmation hearing to remain as Acting IM in the House of Commons. He says that the EM will be developed as a department under the IM instead of an actual Ministry.

Creation of the Security Committee
I was unaware of COBRA existing and it is a good thing that is in place in case of emergencies that shall rise. However, you state that “COBRA isn't a permanent committee” but I intend to enshrine it into our Law Registry as a needed part of the administration and I wrote out my plan for it in my manifesto. Xernon has stated that he has interests on creating a Security Council, which I believe would be similar to my idea of a Security Committee and he stated that “Regions commonly utilize them and they’re quite useful” and that he’s “likely going to propose a bill for it this coming session.” I would be welcome to help you out Xernon if you need any for this bill.

Climate Change Action
As I have said before, my manifesto was put together by a diverse group of people, including SPT members that want climate change action in the campaign. Not everyone will agree with this, but people want this to happen and I will stand with them to accomplish it because the administration is supposed to work for the people!

Inter-regional Football (Soccer) League
Irrelevant to my statement, but at least you like the idea!

Preamble
This is the first time someone answers a rant of mine, therefore this turns into a debate. GG Marvin, you're the first one to not act as a victim of an Islorant and fight back!

An Independent Approach
Then, modify this section into one dedicated to efficiency. Explain that you'll choose ministers on their ability to run a ministry. And if you have a pick for a said ministry, write his/her name down and explicit why you choose this person!

More Transparency
This differs from the weekly reports so I don't have much to say about it. As said in Islorant8/9 the executive works on activity spikes so pieces of information should just be sent right after something was done. :)
I'll keep my statement on the fact that a whole secretary on this is worthless. This can easily be devolved to either the IM or the DPM (more people can work on it than just them, but it'll still be them who announce everything).

Ministerial Depth
I am not against you expanding the ministries. I was just against your sentence that looks like a direct attack on the actual administration. Obviously due to a growing population, the administration will expand, but that's not how I read it.

Foreign Affairs
I'm not attempting to score political points. I'm not the politician here Marvin. Moreover, most people already know how harsh an Islorant can be and wouldn't like to get targetted in one of them, so I see no point for me to score more 'points'. I stayed civil though. The only borderline thingy I could have was the metaphor, and again it was a metaphor.
As of proposing my ideas, I think this was already voiced enough. I'll never be against an embassy as long as the region is close to us, whether it is through events or extensive ambassadorial exchanges (not just, o helo here's an ambassador, and then the ambassador goes AFK). Thaecia's interests will always come first, even if it means making outsiders angry.

Culture Ministry
N/A

Re-establish the Recruitment Ministry
I believe you misunderstood me here. Korsinia's administration didn't make a separate department/ministry for recruitment, at all. Before now, it was directly in the "Government Rooms" category. Everyone in the administration has access to the recruitment initiative channels.
Yes we don't have a differing opinion outside the organisation, but I just find the need for a lawful recruitment ministry useless. Especially when it doesn't fit what another administration would want.

Establish the Education Ministry
We don't have a EM because we simply don't have any candidate for it. As of the IM, the said Minister already expressed its agreement in giving the education department to the EM. So there isn't any conflict of interest in this. Tengjiang just forgot we had a EM when he made his hearing, nothing else.

Creation of the Security Committee
It isn't a permanent committee for a reason. COBRA aims to solve different problems in different theaters that require people from outside the Cabinet. Therefore we will certainly change whoever we need in this committee.
As for the law part, this shouldn't exist. An administration has a typical way of working, and another one may have another way of doing so. Imposing only one way of working isn't a good idea. I know that whatever administration is in power, such committee whatever the name it has, will exist and be used. There isn't a need for the legislator to enforce such a committee to exist.

Climate Change Action
Again, climate change is a RP matter. Therfore it is a secondary matter to anything else that the legislator or the executive should do.

Inter-regional Football (Soccer) League
Aye.

Xernon wrote:Thaecia's the best!

No u

Islonia wrote:

Preamble
This is the first time someone answers a rant of mine, therefore this turns into a debate. GG Marvin, you're the first one to not act as a victim of an Islorant and fight back!

An Independent Approach
Then, modify this section into one dedicated to efficiency. Explain that you'll choose ministers on their ability to run a ministry. And if you have a pick for a said ministry, write his/her name down and explicit why you choose this person!

More Transparency
This differs from the weekly reports so I don't have much to say about it. As said in Islorant8/9 the executive works on activity spikes so pieces of information should just be sent right after something was done. :)
I'll keep my statement on the fact that a whole secretary on this is worthless. This can easily be devolved to either the IM or the DPM (more people can work on it than just them, but it'll still be them who announce everything).

Ministerial Depth
I am not against you expanding the ministries. I was just against your sentence that looks like a direct attack on the actual administration. Obviously due to a growing population, the administration will expand, but that's not how I read it.

Foreign Affairs
I'm not attempting to score political points. I'm not the politician here Marvin. Moreover, most people already know how harsh an Islorant can be and wouldn't like to get targetted in one of them, so I see no point for me to score more 'points'. I stayed civil though. The only borderline thingy I could have was the metaphor, and again it was a metaphor.
As of proposing my ideas, I think this was already voiced enough. I'll never be against an embassy as long as the region is close to us, whether it is through events or extensive ambassadorial exchanges (not just, o helo here's an ambassador, and then the ambassador goes AFK). Thaecia's interests will always come first, even if it means making outsiders angry.

Culture Ministry
N/A

Re-establish the Recruitment Ministry
I believe you misunderstood me here. Korsinia's administration didn't make a separate department/ministry for recruitment, at all. Before now, it was directly in the "Government Rooms" category. Everyone in the administration has access to the recruitment initiative channels.
Yes we don't have a differing opinion outside the organisation, but I just find the need for a lawful recruitment ministry useless. Especially when it doesn't fit what another administration would want.

Establish the Education Ministry
We don't have a EM because we simply don't have any candidate for it. As of the IM, the said Minister already expressed its agreement in giving the education department to the EM. So there isn't any conflict of interest in this. Tengjiang just forgot we had a EM when he made his hearing, nothing else.

Creation of the Security Committee
It isn't a permanent committee for a reason. COBRA aims to solve different problems in different theaters that require people from outside the Cabinet. Therefore we will certainly change whoever we need in this committee.
As for the law part, this shouldn't exist. An administration has a typical way of working, and another one may have another way of doing so. Imposing only one way of working isn't a good idea. I know that whatever administration is in power, such committee whatever the name it has, will exist and be used. There isn't a need for the legislator to enforce such a committee to exist.

Climate Change Action
Again, climate change is a RP matter. Therfore it is a secondary matter to anything else that the legislator or the executive should do.

Inter-regional Football (Soccer) League
Aye.

No u

*visible shock*

Lemonadia wrote:Hey everyone please read this factbook about why you should vote me for Gubberment, it has all my views, I even wrote it meself. But also please no critiqueing it is a rough work in progress first draft, and Sar graniabley islands did all of it blame it on him.
Heyo what’s up my lemonheads, it’s ya boi Rasputin here. Vote me for gubberment. Why? Lemme tell ya ;)

RP stuff
The RP gang is stoopid, and can’t make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.

Climate Change
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesn’t happen anymore. If you don’t vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase that’s what you’re doing.

FAM stuff

The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like

The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance

I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.

The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment I’ll just do this judicial stuff myself

The Legislature
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I can’t remember all of them. I’m thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.

The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didn’t do well on this, when I’m Gubberment I’ll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that

Miscellaneous

Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick

Bopping will be mandatory unless I don’t like you

Friday’s will be casual grill nights

All snakes in Korsinia’s possession will be apprehended

The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will

Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed

Y’all are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses

Broustan will be fired

Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp

Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here

We gonna replace the constitution with this page=dispatch/id=1270356
Also I’m pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out

Idk that’s about it folks

Read dispatch

This...this is amazing
Wait.."Snowflame will be imprisoned"
Never mind, this means war!

World Trade, Titanne, Lemonadia, The Bigtopia, and 5 othersZon island, Marvinville, Besancia, Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej, and Ben yedder

Snowflame wrote:This...this is amazing
Wait.."Snowflame will be imprisoned"
Never mind, this means war!

#LockHimUp

Titanne and The Bigtopia

The peoples caribbean union

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ewlQs8CAQ

Titanne

Lemonadia wrote:Hey everyone please read this factbook about why you should vote me for Gubberment, it has all my views, I even wrote it meself. But also please no critiqueing it is a rough work in progress first draft, and Sar graniabley islands did all of it blame it on him.
Heyo what’s up my lemonheads, it’s ya boi Rasputin here. Vote me for gubberment. Why? Lemme tell ya ;)

RP stuff
The RP gang is stoopid, and can’t make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.

Climate Change
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesn’t happen anymore. If you don’t vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase that’s what you’re doing.

FAM stuff

The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like

The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance

I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.

The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment I’ll just do this judicial stuff myself

The Legislature
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I can’t remember all of them. I’m thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.

The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didn’t do well on this, when I’m Gubberment I’ll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that

Miscellaneous

Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick

Bopping will be mandatory unless I don’t like you

Friday’s will be casual grill nights

All snakes in Korsinia’s possession will be apprehended

The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will

Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed

Y’all are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses

Broustan will be fired

Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp

Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here

We gonna replace the constitution with this page=dispatch/id=1270356
Also I’m pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out

Idk that’s about it folks

Read dispatch

This is passable, you will survive the 1st purge.

Yernon for President, PM, HoC, and Senate
Starting: 2020 - Ending: Indefinitely

Three central promises centering around three central purges.

1.) 1st Purge: All nations deemed liberal and disloyal will be removed.
2.) 2nd Purge: All nations deemed "meh" will be removed.
3.) 3rd Purge: Remaining nations will be removed

Promise Made, Promise Kept

Read factbook

Dizgovzy, World Trade, Lemonadia, The Bigtopia, and 1 otherRepublika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej

Yernon wrote:This is passable, you will survive the 1st purge.

Yernon for President, PM, HoC, and Senate
Starting: 2020 - Ending: Indefinitely

Three central promises centering around three central purges.

1.) 1st Purge: All nations deemed liberal and disloyal will be removed.
2.) 2nd Purge: All nations deemed "meh" will be removed.
3.) 3rd Purge: Remaining nations will be removed

Promise Made, Promise Kept

Read factbook

But... but you’re not real? You’re just a spooky tale!

Korsinia and The Bigtopia

An Announcement Which Shall Save Thaecia

People of Thaecia, our democracy is at stake, our families cry while the proud Thaecian Army fights overseas against an expanding threat wishing to enslave our people and end our freedom, they are already within our ranks, they intend on attacking when we least expect, when we think everything is going to be fine...

I am of course talking about the foreign Globalist and Liberal elites, the elites PROTECTED by many high ranking individuals within this region who have BETRAYED working people in favour of a project to acquire more POWER. Thaecia must be protected at all costs, and I can guarantee you that I am committed to helping Thaecia during the civil war we are undergoing.

This is why people, I have decided that I shall be running for President in the next Thaecian General Election, the time to joke has officially ended, now it's time for us to rise up and help make Thaecia an independent region once again. I have everything ready, including my own very well developed plan to estabilise the nation, protect us from foreign threats and make everyone happy, a plan drafted after hours of hard work and which shall become famous for it's detail and quality.

No more elite, no more fooling our people, THAECIA RISE UP!

INTRODUCTION


Who are we, who am I? Questions that the world and people have asked ever since the creation of everything, questions asked daily by many people like me, you, your mum, your dad, your sister, your cousin, your aunt, your grandma, your son, and most importantly: your fish. These questions are questions which we make because we can only do so to because we do them, they are questions which, when questioned, can't receive an answer which can not be questioned.

This is life.

Life is questionable, and so is my campaign, but you know what isn't questionable? My desire to make THAECIA an independent region once again.

But wait Cerd, what do you mean by "independent once again", isn't Thaecia already independent?

That's where you are wrong kiddo...

THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF THIS ONCE GREAT REGION, LIBERALS AND MORE LIBERALS HAVE INVADED OUR TERRITORY, OUR SACRED BORDERS CREATED BY OUR ANCESTORS IN AN ATTEMPT TO COUP OUR DEMOCRACY AND CREATE A DICTATORSHIP AT THE COST OF OUR PEOPLE. I SAY ENOUGH WITH THIS! THE INCUMBENT PRESIDENT HAS MISERABLY FAILED AT HEARING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, HE SITS ALL DAY IN HIS ROOM, CONFORTABLE, IGNORING THE CONCERNS OF THAECIANS AND THEIR FAMILIES, IGNORING THAT THERE IS AN ATTEMPT TO END DEMOCRACY, IGNORING THAT OUR PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING, THAT THEY ARE CRYING, THAT THEY ARE DEPRESSED. NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE SURRENDER OUR FREEDOM, NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE ELECT A LIBERAL MAJORITY. IT IS TIME FOR THAECIA TO RISE UP!
(intellectual part, only read if you have IQ over 10)
Presenting Cerdenia's P.E.N.I.S.!


Plan for Ethical and National Integral Salvation


  1. Let's say NO to the World Assembly: Incumbent President Titanne promised us last election that we would have influence in the World Assembly, that it would be great for Thaecia, that our people would be able to get involved. Let me ask you a question Mr. President: HOW IS THAT DOING LMAO? The World Assembly is dominated by an elite of liberals from GCRs and other influential regions, and the President legitimises that elite, his hopes for Thaecian influence in the WA are a joke, Thaecia is independent and we shall no longer legitimise an interregional establishment when I am elected President and WA Delegate.

  2. Make the Order of Thaecia Important Again: The standards for receiving an Order of Thaecia have been significantly going down for the last few months. An Order of Thaecia is an important award, not one to be given away to anyone for minor achievements. My administration will make Orders of Thaecia feel important and special again, with proper analysis and a nice announcement for individuals who truly deserve it.

  3. Instructing the Legislature: As per the procedures of the both the Senate and House of Commons, the President has the permission to speak in the chambers without requiring a sponsorship, I plan use this right to introduce a new initiative to instruct the legislature, to participate in important debates and give the thoughts of the Presidency on legislation, helping on the process of scrutiny in Congress.

  4. Declaring a Liberal Emergency: On recent months many individuals have said Thaecia should declare a climate emergency because it was a major problem, even the incumbent President was talking about it while not declaring one himself. While the climate is all well and good, I think the real issue here is Thaecia should be declaring a LIBERAL Emergency, nations should be warned of the threat that is the liberal invasion of NationStates and Thaecia, it's a big deal and we need to deal with this crisis seriously.

Cerdenia Exposing Liberalism






Endorsements Received

  • Cerdenia, Chair of the Anti-Liberalism Index and Deputy Justice Minister

  • Tengjiang, Deputy Interior Minister

  • Latverion




#cerd2020 #cerdlikesyou #savethaecia #independentthaecia
Read dispatch

Cerdenia wrote:An Announcement Which Shall Save Thaecia

People of Thaecia, our democracy is at stake, our families cry while the proud Thaecian Army fights overseas against an expanding threat wishing to enslave our people and end our freedom, they are already within our ranks, they intend on attacking when we least expect, when we think everything is going to be fine...

I am of course talking about the foreign Globalist and Liberal elites, the elites PROTECTED by many high ranking individuals within this region who have BETRAYED working people in favour of a project to acquire more POWER. Thaecia must be protected at all costs, and I can guarantee you that I am committed to helping Thaecia during the civil war we are undergoing.

This is why people, I have decided that I shall be running for President in the next Thaecian General Election, the time to joke has officially ended, now it's time for us to rise up and help make Thaecia an independent region once again. I have everything ready, including my own very well developed plan to estabilise the nation, protect us from foreign threats and make everyone happy, a plan drafted after hours of hard work and which shall become famous for it's detail and quality.

No more elite, no more fooling our people, THAECIA RISE UP!

INTRODUCTION


Who are we, who am I? Questions that the world and people have asked ever since the creation of everything, questions asked daily by many people like me, you, your mum, your dad, your sister, your cousin, your aunt, your grandma, your son, and most importantly: your fish. These questions are questions which we make because we can only do so to because we do them, they are questions which, when questioned, can't receive an answer which can not be questioned.

This is life.

Life is questionable, and so is my campaign, but you know what isn't questionable? My desire to make THAECIA an independent region once again.

But wait Cerd, what do you mean by "independent once again", isn't Thaecia already independent?

That's where you are wrong kiddo...

THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF THIS ONCE GREAT REGION, LIBERALS AND MORE LIBERALS HAVE INVADED OUR TERRITORY, OUR SACRED BORDERS CREATED BY OUR ANCESTORS IN AN ATTEMPT TO COUP OUR DEMOCRACY AND CREATE A DICTATORSHIP AT THE COST OF OUR PEOPLE. I SAY ENOUGH WITH THIS! THE INCUMBENT PRESIDENT HAS MISERABLY FAILED AT HEARING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, HE SITS ALL DAY IN HIS ROOM, CONFORTABLE, IGNORING THE CONCERNS OF THAECIANS AND THEIR FAMILIES, IGNORING THAT THERE IS AN ATTEMPT TO END DEMOCRACY, IGNORING THAT OUR PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING, THAT THEY ARE CRYING, THAT THEY ARE DEPRESSED. NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE SURRENDER OUR FREEDOM, NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE ELECT A LIBERAL MAJORITY. IT IS TIME FOR THAECIA TO RISE UP!
(intellectual part, only read if you have IQ over 10)
Presenting Cerdenia's P.E.N.I.S.!


Plan for Ethical and National Integral Salvation


  1. Let's say NO to the World Assembly: Incumbent President Titanne promised us last election that we would have influence in the World Assembly, that it would be great for Thaecia, that our people would be able to get involved. Let me ask you a question Mr. President: HOW IS THAT DOING LMAO? The World Assembly is dominated by an elite of liberals from GCRs and other influential regions, and the President legitimises that elite, his hopes for Thaecian influence in the WA are a joke, Thaecia is independent and we shall no longer legitimise an interregional establishment when I am elected President and WA Delegate.

  2. Make the Order of Thaecia Important Again: The standards for receiving an Order of Thaecia have been significantly going down for the last few months. An Order of Thaecia is an important award, not one to be given away to anyone for minor achievements. My administration will make Orders of Thaecia feel important and special again, with proper analysis and a nice announcement for individuals who truly deserve it.

  3. Instructing the Legislature: As per the procedures of the both the Senate and House of Commons, the President has the permission to speak in the chambers without requiring a sponsorship, I plan use this right to introduce a new initiative to instruct the legislature, to participate in important debates and give the thoughts of the Presidency on legislation, helping on the process of scrutiny in Congress.

  4. Declaring a Liberal Emergency: On recent months many individuals have said Thaecia should declare a climate emergency because it was a major problem, even the incumbent President was talking about it while not declaring one himself. While the climate is all well and good, I think the real issue here is Thaecia should be declaring a LIBERAL Emergency, nations should be warned of the threat that is the liberal invasion of NationStates and Thaecia, it's a big deal and we need to deal with this crisis seriously.

Cerdenia Exposing Liberalism






Endorsements Received

  • Cerdenia, Chair of the Anti-Liberalism Index and Deputy Justice Minister

  • Tengjiang, Deputy Interior Minister

  • Latverion




#cerd2020 #cerdlikesyou #savethaecia #independentthaecia
Read dispatch

I liked your p.e.n.i.s Cerd.
Our corporate might may have to think about this election.

Gifty wrote:I liked your p.e.n.i.s Cerd.
Our corporate might may have to think about this election.

I am glad you like it, it's a very thought out plan to save the region.

I'm looking forward to running against you Cerdenia😁. Its going to be an exciting election!

The peoples caribbean union

Snowflame wrote:I'm looking forward to running against you Cerdenia😁. Its going to be an exciting election!

I hope titanne will win, good luck to all

The peoples caribbean union wrote:I hope titanne will win, good luck to all

Ya he will win the 3rd position 😂😂(Sorry Mr. President, pls don't be offended, pls don't take that seriously 😂😂)

The peoples caribbean union wrote:I hope titanne will win, good luck to all

I like Titanne as a person, although I do think I'm a better candidate for president 😛. The support of the FlameGang is incredibly strong and I'm thankful to them!

But I'm looking to competition against everyone who's running.

Pap sculgief, Titanne, and Zon island

Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej

So many people is going to run in presidential election... So everyone will find perfect candidate for themselves but it will be surely hard choice

World Trade and The peoples caribbean union

Wow a Snowflame-Titanne-Cerdenia battle for the Presidency! But we know Snow's gonna win Insha'Allah #FlameGang

Snowflame wrote:I'm looking forward to running against you Cerdenia😁. Its going to be an exciting election!

Don't think I am going to let you win easily, I have a coalition which wants to SAVE Thaecia, while you want to SELL Thaecia!

Post self-deleted by Dizgovzy.

Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej

The Islamic Country of Honour wrote:Wow a Snowflame-Titanne-Cerdenia battle for the Presidency!

Is someone else running in presidential election?

Antenion's running as well

The Islamic Country of Honour wrote:Antenion's running as well

Technically nobody's running yet, CDP hasn't opened and an EC will need to be confirmed before any of that.

Did I kill all hope for winning the PM seat? Damn

Taungu, World Trade, Islonia, Hulldom, and 5 othersXernon, Titanne, The Bigtopia, The peoples caribbean union, and Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej

The Islamic Country of Honour wrote:Ya he will win the 3rd position 😂😂(Sorry Mr. President, pls don't be offended, pls don't take that seriously 😂😂)

I don't get how this is supposed to be funny 🤔

Korsinia, World Trade, Titanne, and Fishergate

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