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EMERGENCY

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EMERGENCY

Fedele wrote:

Let's all wish Mystic forest great strength and speed in slaying the marsupial scum.

Or not.

BREAKING NEWS
Parliament Lockdown

Reports have come out just recently that an enraged gunman set their eyes on the Parliament of the Gorbastani Government.

It unknown whether or not there are multiple gunmen but a few minutes ago, the sound of bullets were heard within and outside parliament grounds.

The Parliament Emergencies Act of 1689 states:
In the event of an imminent attack on the seat of Government, the Parliament security and police will lockdown the House chamber along with the West wing which holds the Gorbastani Senatorial Offices, with or without the permission of the presiding Speaker of the House.

Latest reports have also concluded that the museum branch of the Parliament which contains citizens has also been put under lockdown.

More news has yet to come out of Heathington at the moment. Stay tuned...

We need more RP to speed up the RMB!

0v0

Brethren wrote:

Golden Inquisition 2

So how was your first day of work, my inquisitor? Snow radiates pride and affection.

Coren smiles. "I think I gave some of them nightmares."

Well and good. If they don't shape up within a week you give them black marks and Stormcloud. Snow purrs as quietly as a Fury can and pokes Coren with her tail. You're not falling over when I speak.

"I'm not!" The First Inquisitor laughs delightedly. "The charms seem to be working, Your Holiness."

Of course they are. Now, the dragon curls around her inquisitor with a contented sigh, there's an overnight holding facility in Lords' District that needs your attention tomorrow. The death toll there is very high and I expect everyone responsible to be bruised . . . take Duchess along. She's your first trainee.

Coren blinks. "A War Angel?"

Picking up on the doubt, Her Holiness licks the young man's head and says, You'll make a fine teacher for her.

"OW!"

Sorry.

...

What did I just read?

PSA: We all riot if Thanoscopter isn't in Endgame. Spread the word.

Western pakistan wrote:

I thought it was some furry "thing" if you know what I mean...

(>_>)

Cool I’ve been neglecting my factbook for weeks

Brethren wrote:

No, not at all, it's just a dragon talking to her employee/adopted child.

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i have so many questions

Western pakistan wrote:

...

i have so many questions

Ask away lol I'm aware my nation's spiral into insanity has accelerated over the past couple days

BearStackof2015 wrote:

That’s my line, and why have you been neglecting the TEP Countryballs, huh?

One word: life

Brethren wrote:

Ask away lol I'm aware my nation's spiral into insanity has accelerated over the past couple days

1. Why is there a dragon here?

2. Why does she purr?

3. Is this some sort of How to Train Your Dragon fanfiction or something?

4. Didn't you start exterminating dragons a while back?

5. Does this dragon breathe fire?

6. Why is there an inquisition?

7. What is the goal of this inquisition?

8. Why is the dragon dubbed, "the Holiness?"

9. Why is there a lesser Rule 63 version of Hades?

10. I have so many questions, I can't even formulate them all in my brain...

Howdy doo daa