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Zidium wrote:*adds to my NS feats
Annoy Delegate- Check

Okay but can you stop constantly pinging me? Thanks.

[quote=euricanis;39616786]your fridge is mine
Can I have my fridge back, somehow?

Aivintis and Brexiterriech

Zidium wrote:NO STOP! IM A MUSLIM COUNTRY.
POUR MILKSHAKE
YUM....milkshake

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
<Error>
<Kavanos.exe has stopped working>
aeugh

Republoslavia

Libertanny wrote:Okay but can you stop constantly pinging me? Thanks.

ok. sorry Libertanny.
seriously i wont ping u anymore after this

....facepalm

Kavanos wrote:YOU WOT
<Error>
<Kavanos.exe has stopped working>
aeugh

???

Davedukili wrote:Can I have my fridge back, somehow?

no

Zidium wrote:ok. sorry Libertanny.
seriously i wont ping u anymore after this

i wonder how you've annoyed so many people

Davedukili wrote:[quote=euricanis;39616786]your fridge is mine
Can I have my fridge back, somehow?

pay $5000 in bitcoin to this adress
*Bitcoin adress #no.345*

Davedukili

Euricanis wrote:Can I have my fridge back, somehow?

noi wonder how you've annoyed so many people[/quote]
i wonder too Euricanis

Zidium wrote:i wonder too Euricanis

i have an odd urge to shoot you in the face

Republoslavia and Of Centralist Brexit

Alright, ill stop!
Now I gotta clean all this mess....

Brexiterriech wrote:pay $5000 in bitcoin to this adress
*Bitcoin adress #no.345*

They're being delivered now!

Shavara wrote:^-^

dats gud!

Can I DM you?

Sure

Shavara

Euricanis wrote:i have an odd urge to shoot you in the face

wanna buy some deathsti- i mean guns

Euricanis wrote:i have an odd urge to shoot you in the face

believe me thats not the first time someones said that to me

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:wanna buy some deathsti- i mean guns

i source my own guns

Davedukili wrote:They're being delivered now!

TANK YOUS

Euricanis wrote:i source my own guns

want some deathsticks then?

Zidium wrote:believe me thats not the first time someones said that to me

take a moment to wonder why

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:want some deathsticks then?

i'd buy anything with death in it

Euricanis wrote:i source my own guns

The deadly Essence of Eurician is released by the lungs of deceased Eurician citizens and possibly anybody within the borders of the country. The gas usually stays in the same vicinity until it is captured.

Via inhalation, one cubic centimeter is enough to kill any sentient being in a particularly weird way within ten minutes, generally via anvil. Any more than that will hasten the death as well as exponentially increase the death's oddness. Inhaling even a relatively small amount of EoE can result in symptoms including delirium and nausea.

Via ingestion, usually with Confederate-invented ghastly caek, death comes surprisingly fast relative to amount of EoE used.

Via injection, practically any visible amount of condensed EoE is very quickly lethal. Strangely, injected EoE seems to favor killing with hot liquid instead of anvils.

Because of the effects of the toxin, Euricanis has used them in warfare with satisfyingly horrible results.

Euricanis wrote:Okay, the results of my latest EoE experiment are as follows:

Inhalation:
21 anvils
19 freak events involving kitchen appliances
19 impaled on tree branches
15 spontaneous combustions
14 vanished limbs/vital organs
12 “accidents” involving a knife and a roll of duct tape

Ingestion:
74 anvils
23 deaths involving blenders/jet engines
3 injuries involving flammable air fresheners

Injection:
63 boiling water injuries
24 anvils
13 injuries caused by cigarettes/similar

Read factbook


this maybe?
no wonder you call yourself a biological hazard

Does someone know why democracy exists

Euricanis wrote:take a moment to wonder why
i'd buy anything with death in it

hmmm... their jealous of how good looking i am?

Euricanis wrote:take a moment to wonder why
i'd buy anything with death in it

sure, just let me adjust my wormhole to go into the star wars universe

Zidium wrote:hmmm... their jealous of how good looking i am?

wrong they're

Zidium wrote:
The deadly Essence of Eurician is released by the lungs of deceased Eurician citizens and possibly anybody within the borders of the country. The gas usually stays in the same vicinity until it is captured.

Via inhalation, one cubic centimeter is enough to kill any sentient being in a particularly weird way within ten minutes, generally via anvil. Any more than that will hasten the death as well as exponentially increase the death's oddness. Inhaling even a relatively small amount of EoE can result in symptoms including delirium and nausea.

Via ingestion, usually with Confederate-invented ghastly caek, death comes surprisingly fast relative to amount of EoE used.

Via injection, practically any visible amount of condensed EoE is very quickly lethal. Strangely, injected EoE seems to favor killing with hot liquid instead of anvils.

Because of the effects of the toxin, Euricanis has used them in warfare with satisfyingly horrible results.

Euricanis wrote:Okay, the results of my latest EoE experiment are as follows:

Inhalation:
21 anvils
19 freak events involving kitchen appliances
19 impaled on tree branches
15 spontaneous combustions
14 vanished limbs/vital organs
12 “accidents” involving a knife and a roll of duct tape

Ingestion:
74 anvils
23 deaths involving blenders/jet engines
3 injuries involving flammable air fresheners

Injection:
63 boiling water injuries
24 anvils
13 injuries caused by cigarettes/similar

Read factbook


this maybe?
no wonder you call yourself a biological hazard

this is why i chosen to not border him

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