There's a dog-man sipping coffee and checking his angry emails. Some are angry that he's from the Great Congregation, some are angry that he's non-human, many are angry about both.
He looks wistfully at the one personal touch in the whole building: a framed photo of his wife.
I listen to a bunch of genres. I prefer classic rock, but I’ve been listening to a lot of the classic country a lot. Typical American stuff lol
Oh dear Lord, it seems racism against non-humans still exists.
A pizza delivery guy comes to the embassy (cause why not), he's holding five boxes of Pizza.
Douglas answers the door, somewhat bewildered. "Er, hello? I . . . think you have the wrong address, this is the Brethren embassy. Where are you looking for?"
What the fvck did you just fvcking say to me, you fledgling heathen? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Eastern Pacific Sovereign Army Puppet making process, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on multiple regions, and have over 300 confirmed sh1tposts. I am trained in sh1tposting and I'm the top puppet name giver in the entirety of R/D. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fvck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on NationStates, mark my fvcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh1t to me over the RMB? Think again. You're done, fledgling. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with one account. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have fvcking posted it. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you furry heathen. I will sh1tpost you and all alt-accounts you own and you will drown in it. You're fvcking done, fledgling.
"Well, I didn't order anything . . ." Douglas scratches his head. "Seems kinda early on for a poison attempt, ha ha."
o<o~Plot twist. It was Joevara, you had ordered the pizzas all alongs. You killed the pizza guy however, hid his body, put on his uniform and delivered it to the embassy in your delusional state. Oh and btw you're under arrest.