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Wait, im unbanned?

Did fedele do like a reverse mass purge?

Im not rejoining the region, I just visited because I got mentioned and just saw it.

Grossvietnam and Greater felter

Dreamersistan wrote:

A long time ago in a land far far away from Star Wars and close to TEP...

A bunch of brothers (they were just friends but as good as brothers, because in this post-modern world the meaning of family has to be flexible, you know) were kicked out of the ancient land that once housed the Stellar colonies.

They were naughty boys, you see. They made many offcolour jokes and silly pranks, they did not show 'respect' to the evil politicos who ran their little town. And that's why they were banished. Kicked out of the town by the people in control. The town came to see them off. All those nubile daughters and their suspicious mothers cried. All their fathers and brothers smiled with glee. The friends mooned the powers that be one last time, and walked out of the courtroom. For the last time

The eldest stood, a metre outside the boundary as the town stared on. He looked at the Mayor defiantly, and then turned away. He saw an empty liquor barrel, straightened it and stood on on top. He turned towards his audience, threw both his arms wide like a preacher and began:

'Today, is not a day for sorrow. Today is not a day for tears. Today is not the last day we live in that crappy place for troglodytes and ingrates with small hands.'

'Well it is that day, but it's not just that.'

'Today is the first day of our journey to freedom. The moment we change the world. We'll find a better place, gentlemen. We've all heard there is a place across this desert where manna falls from the heavens. Where tasty morsels both feed your hunger and quench your thirst. A place where beauty abounds and mirth wears yoga pants and the life sucks on unending rainbow lollipops with a chewy centre.'

'A place where people can be naughty and haughty and rude. A place where men are men and women are women and the sheep are perpetually nervous. A place where merit is all that takes you to the top, and everything stops you from staying there so you can't pee on the rest of us and have the wee run downhill. I have a dream. No-' he said, and raised his hand, and pointed at his brothers..'

'We have a Dream. Let's get to it!' He jumped off his stage and the brothers began to walk away. The town girls and women began to bawl, some of the young men began to clap till they saw the glares from the Mayor and his posse, and put their hands away.

The brothers walked and walked. The desert never stopped. They went from exuberant to happy, from happy to motivated, from motivated to struggling to keep the worry away, from struggling to lying to themselves. And they kept looking for their Dream.

11 days in, they were dying in the heat, walking towards nowhere, with nothing in front or behind them but a huge field that was earmarked to be their graveyard.

His younger brothers had given up hope. The oldest brother, soldiered walked when he couldn't run, accompanied only by the vultures overhead, accompanying him. Giving him shelter from the sun with their shadow. Waiting for him to die.

He walked when he couldn't run. He hobbled when he couldn't walk. He crawled when he couldn't hobble. The sun burned one cheek as he lay on the scorched ground. The thirsty blade of stray grass that rose thru crack in the earth tickled him. The sun burned one side of his face and the ground the other

He could hear voices calling to him as he lay across the hard, unforgiving ground in the middle of nowhere.. He could hear the vultures landing. Their shadows swept around him, round and round like a a black incorporeal whirlpool. He felt them descend, squawking, on his legs. His back. The pecking had begun. On his face.

He closed his eyes and licked his lips.

Something felt good. Moisture flowed into his body. He opened his eyes in surprise. It was a grain of white kernel. He licked at it again. It was juicy, and sweet, and it was the best thing he had ever had in his life.

Another hit his face, and another. He bit and licked and chewed, insane with pain and pleasure. Life flowed into his veins. He kicked with his feet. Most of the vultures flew off but a couple were braver, and continued to peck. He felt a sting as the vulture on his leg put its beak into his flesh. He turned and grabbed it by its shocked neck, and wrung it. The popcorn was now falling like snow. He held his mouth open to the flood and laughed in joy.

He had been saved by the Blessed Corn 🍿.

This was the Dreamer. This was Dreamersistan

Nice legend.

Dreamersistan

Talitoa wrote:Nice legend.

I am kinda brilliant, ain't I? : )

So what's new?

Nekos: Exist

My nation: Wait, that's illegal

My nations response to one Neko in a mountain: https://youtu.be/_MBgz9h7GGM

Greater kopmakia

The Death Syndicate wrote:Nekos: Exist

My nation: Wait, that's illegal

My nations response to one Neko in a mountain: https://youtu.be/_MBgz9h7GGM

no u

Greater kopmakia wrote:no u

NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN

Huggers united

Make babies

Post by Helvetiax suppressed by Pakitsk.

This chat is just really kinky

Huggers united

The new wisconsin empire

Helvetiax wrote:This chat is just really kinky

exuse me?

Pakitsk and Huggers united

Huggers united

Helvetiax wrote:This chat is just really kinky

Let me help.

Dreamersistan wrote:I am kinda brilliant, ain't I? : )

So what's new?

Nothing new really, though I am listening this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjcIpSSk30E

Dreamersistan

Greater kopmakia

The Death Syndicate wrote:NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN

I shall kidnap u next

In my introduction of my factbook, I need four states from The East Pacific, which volunteer to share the border with our nation, according to the map of the country bordered by the north and northwest a state, the south-west by a state, and the south by two states. One is a small area. Ready to link diplomatic relations.

This is a link to the geography of Pheonisland


FREE LAND OF PHEONISLAND

LIBERI TERRA DE PHEONISLAND


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New Administrative Divisions in Free Land of Pheonisland

The Interim Government divided Pheonisland into four regions ( Carthage, Icosium, Oea and Vescera).

In accordance with the principle of harmonious democracy, and to consolidate the system of democratic self-management, in order to create efficient administrative units capable of planning and executing processes, and to put development strategies for the local community, and taking into account the specificity of each regions, and ending the routine and bureaucracy that is established through the central system, and make the administrative units at all levels are directly responsible for services, economy and culture and all aspects of interest to the citizens within their administrative boundaries, and to determine responsibilities and assign powers in the hands of the people, the interim government divided the Phoenisland areas into four regions.

The regional council is an administration and government body of the regions.

Regional councils in Pheonisland are the governing and administration body of the region and were created on April 19, 2019, there are 4 regional councils in Pheonisland.

Its organization, as in all local authorities of Pheonisland, is formed by a collegiate body, the plenary, and a single-member body, the President. The plenary of the regional council is formed, as it corresponds to a second degree, by councilors of the city councils that compose it. The appointment of regional councilors is made by a system based on the Law or Rule of Hondt applying a mixed formula taking into account both the votes obtained for each candidature and the number of councilors. The plenary of the Council chooses the President, who has the representative powers inherent in the position and those of supervision of the administration, the services and the personnel.

The boards have the manager, an integrated figure in the government's leadership. It is a professional who has full dedication to the execution of the tasks of the government and the regional administration.

1 - Region of Carthage and its municipalities



Councillor Regional
Methodios Theokleia (SP)

Mayor of the Municipality of Carthage : Sappho Euclid (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Hippo : Achilleus Photina (LP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Igilgill : Gallus Platon (CNP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Pomaria : Tryphosa Arcadius (LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Hadrumete : Galene Cassander (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Rapidum : Hortensius Tryphon (LP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Sifitis : Florus Methodios (LDP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Cohors : Rufus Secundus (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Auzia : Photina Romilius (PDP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Altava : Eirene Aquilina (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Uzinaza : Aelius Telesphoros (LDA)

1 - Region of Icosium and its municipalities



Councillor Regional
Eugeneia Pompilius (LDA)

Mayor of the Municipality of Icosium : Julius Theokleia (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Tingis : Valentina Aniketos(LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Volubilis : Telesphoros Tertius (CNP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Septem : Theodosius Ennius (PDP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Banasa : Crispinus Phaedrus (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Syrorum : Theotimus Antiochus (LP)

1 - Region of Oea and its municipalities


Councillor Regional
Drakon Paula (SP)

Mayor of the Municipality of Oea : Marcella Virginia (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Cirta : Octavianus Georgios (LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Sabrata : Tryphaina Aurelius (CNP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Capsa : Antigonus Junius (LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Sicca Veneria : Tatius Tryphon (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Culcul : Ennius Augusta (LP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Turris Tamalleni : Egnatius Germanus (LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Thugga : Hermogenes Cyrus (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Thamugadi :Severus Thales (PDP)

1 - Region of Vescera and its municipalities



Councillor Regional
Cassianus Cyrus (LDA)

Mayor of the Municipality of Vescera : Eudoxia Dionysodoros (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Lambaesis : Cassius Lykourgos (LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Castellum : Democritus Euripides (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Ammaedara : Hadriana Gennadius (LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Sufetula : Pyrrhus Euphranor (CNP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Ad Medias : Antonia Naevius (PDP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Thysdrus : Anastasia Marcella (LDA)
Mayor of the Municipality of Theveste : Antigonus Brutus (SP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Gemellae: Theron Ovidius (LP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Cydamus : Aristophanes Hermes (PDP)
Mayor of the Municipality of Gheria : Demetrius Lykos (SP)


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Huggers united

Greater kopmakia wrote:I shall kidnap u next

KIDnap ME then make me a bAby so I can EaT IT

Greater kopmakia wrote:I shall kidnap u next

Who said there was one person in charge? We are the Confederacy of Independent Admirals, you can't kidnap us all.

Slongs wrote:But nobody here's you. Not even yourself :p

Nods head in agreement

Yes.

Huggers united

East Malaysia wrote:Nods head in agreement

Yes.

Can you give me a baby? I need food.

Huggers united wrote:Can you give me a baby? I need food.

lemme get this straight, you like hugs, want to have babies, and eat said babies? https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ

Euricanis and Huggers united

aagagHgHgGghHhH

I’m awake

Huggers united

The Death Syndicate wrote:lemme get this straight, you like hugs, want to have babies, and eat said babies? https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ

VERY MUCH SO!

Huggers united wrote:VERY MUCH SO!

Eh, sounds normal enough

*looks backward to see massive chaos and constant population mass-murder*

Yeah, that’s fine

Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, and Huggers united

I want to McFuc|<in' Die

Huggers united

Kampf Empire wrote:I want to McFuc|<in' Die

Give me your kids

Huggers united wrote:KIDnap ME then make me a bAby so I can EaT IT

What the hell?

Actually?

Kampf Empire and Huggers united

Greater kopmakia

The Death Syndicate wrote:Who said there was one person in charge? We are the Confederacy of Independent Admirals, you can't kidnap us all.

yes I can I will kidnap your entire nation

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